Two, if you can afford a DJ to marry them.All: Weddings are EXPENSIVE....650 dollars for a DJ. You know how many ** spoiler omitted ** I could buy???
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You are not funny leaf....
For what it's worth, the DJ we hired was definitely worth the money. If you're having an open bar, pay for the all you can drink. My experience: no matter what fancy math they try to use to show you that you might be better off paying for by-the-drink beforehand and gambling on the outcome, my experience is people become fish if you have a bangin' party with an open bar for any significant period of time. At most 20% (probably less) of my guests left before the bar was closed and staff were shutting the place down.
Ugh! The water is out in the building I work in. Now, if I want to use the head, I've got to go across the street. And, to make matters worse, some folks used the head before realizing that the water was cut off. Ewww.....Water out = shut down building. By code. They should be getting ready to send you home.This place? Send us home? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
Oh wait! You were serious?
Yep. Health code requires running water for restrooms. Restrooms are required for businesses. Short interruptions are OK but not extended ones.
I guess everyone is busy reading the new thread
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I guess everyone is busy reading the new thread
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Oy gevalt! Again with this business!
I now want to play a paladin who's deity has commissioned him to go and kill all paladins of non-lawful good gods, supposed or not.
You know, with the class/same class craze going on...
I'm thinking of a Paladin of Asmodeus/Paladin of Iomedae.
Heathy, Taig, please: I'm drinking hot coffee.
Heathy, this was in another thread. Sorcerer/Sorcerer/...I want to say Dragon Disciple? Munchkining is new all over again, with the new Corebook.
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Do what now?You know, with the class/same class craze going on...
I'm thinking of a Paladin of Asmodeus/Paladin of Iomedae.
There have been a couple of threads proposing Cleric/Cleric or Oracle/Oracle "multiclass combinations". I was trying to take the best of all worlds. Like mixing motor oil and Circus Peanuts...
Okay, Taig probably knows best...they all run together for me.
I don't care about alignments; I usually say something, and I get this random Simpson's comic store guy popping off at me.
Worst...post...ever!
Okay, Taig probably knows best...they all run together for me.
I think there was some Sorc/Sorc/Dragon Disciple action too.
An ogre in a leather jacket? Ey...
And he could have a shark in his moat he occasionally jumps with his horse named Harley ..
Right. One level of ranger is ranged, the other is two-handed fighting. And as a Paladin, he is dedicated to Asmodeus.
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And he could have a shark in his moat he occasionally jumps with his horse named Harley ..
Ok, why not? And then he can go to a Wizard School, named Pigblister, with his friends Don and Herhiney. Maybe then he will meet a guy loving vamp covered in glitter who goes by Fredward, then he'll fall thru a dinner glass to Wonderful Land, where he meets the Amazing SpiderHam, AKA Peter Porker! :D
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Right. One level of ranger is ranged, the other is two-handed fighting. And as a Paladin, he is dedicated to Asmodeus.
Did I mention he's a reformed Demon, and a good necromancer? Oh and he has this way cool animal companion that is actually the astral spirit of the panth.... er..... tiger! And he so killed Elminster/Raistlen/ Mordikanin/ Jimmy Hofa in my campaign, untill he became a goddess but then had elective surgery to regain his, Oh and he has crystal balls and plays a rockin' piano solo.
Ah like them thar munchykins. The make key-ute lil' piggy noises.
That fiendish half-ogre mini would make a great mini for The Great and Terrible Fonz.
HOLY CRAP!
I just won the signed Core Rulebook on the Facebook page! \m/
Monkey FTW!
huh-wuh?
CONGRATS!
Ah like them thar munchykins. The make key-ute lil' piggy noises.I like the chocolate glazed munchkins.
Harharhar, You said "glazed", harharhar.
I just did a fiendish ogre in my Tharkad game . It was a lot of fun, scared the bejeezus outta them
HOLY CRAP!
I just won the signed Core Rulebook on the Facebook page! \m/
Monkey FTW!
Huh? Wha? They was givin' away a signed CR? Why wasn't I notified? I demand a recount! The monkey cheated!
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Uh-oh. More warning signs of hive mind asserting itself. Somehow, the monkey has discovered its secrets and harnessed its powers to keep us out of competitions he wants to win...
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Uh-oh. More warning signs of hive mind asserting itself. Somehow, the monkey has discovered its secrets and harnessed its powers to keep us out of competitions he wants to win...HOLY CRAP!
I just won the signed Core Rulebook on the Facebook page! \m/
Monkey FTW!
Huh? Wha? They was givin' away a signed CR? Why wasn't I notified? I demand a recount! The monkey cheated!
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Hmmmm... must find someone willing to spank that monkey. I'm not doing it.
Ah will..... C'mere monkey.
mine!
mine!
Wow, your timing's improving!
Also, congratulations to Patrick, hurray for all the good stuff's that's happened, and let's hope the bad stuff gets better.
Haven't seen the ladies much today...hope they're all doing well.
HOLY CRAP!
I just won the signed Core Rulebook on the Facebook page! \m/
Monkey FTW!
Congratulations! Who was giving away the rulebook? Paizo? What'd you have to do?
I just posted on the wall! It was pretty sweet .. :)
<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
My (not so)FLGS still refuses to carry Paizo product. He claims that nobody plays anything but 4e, am I nobody? According to the local BAM and B&N, they can't keep it on the shelf..... Hmmmmm, Nobody must have a lot of spare cash to be buying all the stuff for himself.
Hey, it's a gaming store. Like most gaming stores, it's probably run by a fellow nerd. If there's one thing I've learnt from my time lurking on this fine internet, nerds usually rationalize their dislike for something with facts that aren't actually true. (See: every flipping flame war on this site)
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My (not so)FLGS still refuses to carry Paizo product. He claims that nobody plays anything but 4e, am I nobody? According to the local BAM and B&N, they can't keep it on the shelf..... Hmmmmm, Nobody must have a lot of spare cash to be buying all the stuff for himself.Hey, it's a gaming store. Like most gaming stores, it's probably run by a fellow nerd. If there's one thing I've learnt from my time lurking on this fine internet, nerds usually rationalize their dislike for something with facts that aren't actually true. (See: every flipping flame war on this site)
The thing his he will use the APs in his own campaigns but won't even order it for us, I used to always go through him for anything, untill he started this crap. Oh well, his loss and I get to come online and meet all these fine, and disturbed, folks. :)