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Considering that I paid $50 American for this book, I would expect that such an obvious error wouldn't be overlooked. That's what the alpha and beta editions were there to catch. How do you plan to correct this mistake? The answer had better not be "nothing".
It's come to the attention of the United States government, that certain international countries are concerned about the quality of American produced 'roleplaying games'.
Specifically, the lack of rules pertaining to buckets, barrels, and blankets are undermining their ability to enjoy our American 'roleplaying games'.
I'm calling on all loyal Americans to help international community by quantifying the purpose of bells and backpacks, so that they can be described accurately and expressed in an algorithmic equation. This should help shore up the value of the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game.
Your country thanks you in advance.

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A concerned overseas consumer wrote:Considering that I paid $50 American for this book, I would expect that such an obvious error wouldn't be overlooked. That's what the alpha and beta editions were there to catch. How do you plan to correct this mistake? The answer had better not be "nothing".It's come to the attention of the United States government, that certain international countries are concerned about the quality of American produced 'roleplaying games'.
Specifically, the lack of rules pertaining to buckets, barrels, and blankets are undermining their ability to enjoy our American 'roleplaying games'.
I'm calling on all loyal Americans to help international community by quantifying the purpose of bells and backpacks, so that they can be described accurately and expressed in an algorithmic equation. This should help shore up the value of the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game.
Your country thanks you in advance.
Consider yourself being watched, mister!

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Consider yourself being watched, mister!
Oh noes!
All this attention.. what could it do to my self-esteem?!
:D
Seriously, I felt guilty for the sarcasm, but the implied 'threat' of the original poster kinda pissed me off. Like, "Or you'll do what? Post something unpleasant on another board?"

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WE ARE WATCHING YOU WATCHER wrote:Consider yourself being watched, mister!Oh noes!
All this attention.. what could it do to my self-esteem?!
** spoiler omitted **
Ya rlly!
I'm not sure if he was really being sarcastic-angry or sarcastic-funny though. Text sure makes it hard to tell sometimes.

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mordulin wrote:Do those things look like evil cult robes to anyone else?Hmmm, well Heathansson gave us the definition for backpacks so I'll have to add the blankets now.
(Warning Blankets may be NSFW due to language)
Oh yes, they do. I have friends who own them. They creep me out.
In case you were wondering, there are other people who agree.

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mordulin wrote:Do those things look like evil cult robes to anyone else?Hmmm, well Heathansson gave us the definition for backpacks so I'll have to add the blankets now.
(Warning Blankets may be NSFW due to language)
Now that you point it out, they do.... Guess I found a new evil cult to plague my friends in our game.

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What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?
Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, dear Mothy,
Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, fix it.
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Mothman wrote:What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, dear Mothy,
Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, fix it.
With what shall I fix it, dear Slaadi, dear Slaadi, with what shall I fix it dear Slaadi with what?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:With what shall I fix it, dear Slaadi, dear Slaadi, with what shall I fix it dear Slaadi with what?Mothman wrote:What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, dear Mothy,
Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, fix it.
dig a ditch.....said barnacle bill the sailor.

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Mothman wrote:What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, dear Mothy,
Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, fix it.
Beat me. That's it. I'm never putting the kids to bed again. I miss important OTD forum stuff.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Beat me. That's it. I'm never putting the kids to bed again. I miss important OTD forum stuff.Mothman wrote:What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, dear Mothy,
Then fix it dear Mothy, dear Mothy, fix it.
I feel like I need to be on the OTD forums at all times.

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Mothman wrote:What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?You turn it upside down and you sit on it.
Where are the improvised stool rules? What are the acrobatics checks for standing on an upside down bucket? If I wear it as a helmet, how does that effect my AC? Too many unanswered questions.
I'm sorry, Paizo, but the holes aren't in the bucket; they're in the core rulebook.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

BluePigeon wrote:Mothman wrote:What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?You turn it upside down and you sit on it.Where are the improvised stool rules? What are the acrobatics checks for standing on an upside down bucket? If I wear it as a helmet, how does that effect my AC? Too many unanswered questions.
I'm sorry, Paizo, but the holes aren't in the bucket; they're in the core rulebook.
Actually, this is an opportunity. All these questions can be answered in the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game-compatible sourcebook, The Complete Bucket. Once you write it...

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Tarren Dei wrote:Actually, this is an opportunity. All these questions can be answered in the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game-compatible sourcebook, The Complete Bucket. Once you write it...BluePigeon wrote:Mothman wrote:What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?You turn it upside down and you sit on it.Where are the improvised stool rules? What are the acrobatics checks for standing on an upside down bucket? If I wear it as a helmet, how does that effect my AC? Too many unanswered questions.
I'm sorry, Paizo, but the holes aren't in the bucket; they're in the core rulebook.
Ah-hah! I knew my RPG Superstar semi-finalist status would eventually be recognized for what it is worth. So, you'll publish The Complete Bucket if I write it, right?

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:Ah-hah! I knew my RPG Superstar semi-finalist status would eventually be recognized for what it is worth. So, you'll publish The Complete Bucket if I write it, right?Tarren Dei wrote:Actually, this is an opportunity. All these questions can be answered in the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game-compatible sourcebook, The Complete Bucket. Once you write it...BluePigeon wrote:Mothman wrote:What do I do if there's a hole in my bucket?You turn it upside down and you sit on it.Where are the improvised stool rules? What are the acrobatics checks for standing on an upside down bucket? If I wear it as a helmet, how does that effect my AC? Too many unanswered questions.
I'm sorry, Paizo, but the holes aren't in the bucket; they're in the core rulebook.
<Checks lulu.com>
Sure! I get 50% as the publisher.
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Tarren Dei wrote:Heathansson wrote:Quick; somebody get a bucket and milk Tarren. His udders are swollen and he's getting b*&@%y.That's not an udder. Get your hand away from there.Well, if you ain't fer dairy, then......
paints the cuts of meat on Tarren's side.
According to Wikipedia, there's different cuts of beef for America and Britain. Huh.
Buckets!!!

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

I have had a horrible day and reading this without any idea of what the Whole original post was still funny but if someone would be so kind as to point me in the direction of the original post I would be very happy. Thank you in advance. (hopefully)
Here you go, sir.

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Heathansson wrote:Tarren Dei wrote:Heathansson wrote:Quick; somebody get a bucket and milk Tarren. His udders are swollen and he's getting b*&@%y.That's not an udder. Get your hand away from there.Well, if you ain't fer dairy, then......
paints the cuts of meat on Tarren's side.According to Wikipedia, there's different cuts of beef for America and Britain. Huh.
Buckets!!!
It must be true then. Wikipedia would never lie to me.

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taig wrote:Heathansson wrote:Tarren Dei wrote:Heathansson wrote:Quick; somebody get a bucket and milk Tarren. His udders are swollen and he's getting b*&@%y.That's not an udder. Get your hand away from there.Well, if you ain't fer dairy, then......
paints the cuts of meat on Tarren's side.According to Wikipedia, there's different cuts of beef for America and Britain. Huh.
Buckets!!!
It must be true then. Wikipedia would never lie to me.
I bet Wikipedia has OGL rules for buckets.

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Quick; somebody get a bucket and milk Tarren. His udders are swollen and he's getting b&*@#y.
Udders = girl.... Tarren, are you are not telling us something? {"Crying Game" music starts playing in the background}
It's ok, hun. I can brush out your tail and add a few ribbons, maybe paint your hooves a nice color. Heck, you've already got great long eyelashes. Are you a Summer or a Winter?

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Heathansson wrote:Quick; somebody get a bucket and milk Tarren. His udders are swollen and he's getting b&*@#y.Udders = girl.... Tarren, are you are not telling us something? {"Crying Game" music starts playing in the background}
It's ok, hun. I can brush out your tail and add a few ribbons, maybe paint your hooves a nice color. Heck, you've already got great long eyelashes. Are you a Summer or a Winter?
Dude, it was my mistake. I didn't realize man cows didn't have udders.
You see, it's not in the Core Rulebook.
taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Heathansson wrote:Quick; somebody get a bucket and milk Tarren. His udders are swollen and he's getting b&*@#y.Udders = girl.... Tarren, are you are not telling us something? {"Crying Game" music starts playing in the background}
It's ok, hun. I can brush out your tail and add a few ribbons, maybe paint your hooves a nice color. Heck, you've already got great long eyelashes. Are you a Summer or a Winter?
Dude, it was my mistake. I didn't realize man cows didn't have udders.
You see, it's not in the Core Rulebook.
If only they'd included the letter 'B'. Then you would have known all about bovines. Who the hell edited this book?

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Dude. Buckets aren't in the SRD.
Everybody in Golarion uses skins made from cattle stomachs.
This says differently.
And I thought they used badger stomachs. Which you wouldn't find out about in the core rulebook, because of the letter 'B' hate.