Now this sounds like the most attractive cult yet.
*shares heaping helping of rum cake with all*
Will be at gencon, and will beg for cookies :)
...as of right now I will be giving cinnamon buns to whomever I deem worthy, starting with Am.Slaad and taig
Azhagal opens his bag of holding to reveal...fresh baked Sin-a-man Buns, an intoxicating aroma radiates from them, I hope you enjoy taig and Ambrosia Slaad
{belatedly enjoys Sin-a-man Bun (love the spelling) with large expresso} Mmmmm... hey, I can see the molecules in my hands vibrate. I think I just exceeded my caffeine and sugar limits. Thank you, Azhagal!
Hmmm, maybe this is how old skool Flash could vibrate through solid matter?
Alas, I cannot be everywhere all the time, sadly, but there are a few occasions where I bring cookies to share with all, usually GenCon and PaizoCon. Otherwise you have to live in the area. :P
I think Taig has the right idea. We need to start a cult around Lilith. Who's up for a road trip to stalk-, er, pay a totally non-threatening visit to Lilith.
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I also have never received virtual cookies :(
However, I did get a bunch of real-honest-to-delicious-goodness Lilith cookies at PaizoCon! :D
You should have told me, Taig! I would have brought you one at breakfast!
Now that would have completed the Grand Slam. When I'm at PaizoCon next year, I'll bug people for Lilith-made cookies. I'll even offer money. :)
So, what if you never got cookies, but you got hugs? I'm guessing that such a one wouldn't be a sympathetic figure.
So, what if you never got cookies, but you got hugs? I'm guessing that such a one wouldn't be a sympathetic figure.
As long as they weren't virtual hugs, you're OK. :)
So, virtual hugs means one would be unwelcome in the cookie-starved masses?
reaches into sack of goodies
.a sin-a-man bun for Zylphryx
..a sin-a-man bun for Moorluck
... and a sin-a-man bun for Scribbling Rambler
good tidings to you
So, virtual hugs means one would be unwelcome in the cookie-starved masses?
Virtually.
Edit: Or we're spiteful that way. :)
Backs away from deprived, crazed thread.
No, come back, Mairkurion. We only hate, with the heat of a thousand suns, those who have received virtual cookies from Lilith. Well, maybe, we just envy them.
Heh, I got lucky with the cookies when I started almost a year ago. Thou I had to hunt her down and ask for them!!! So quit you whining and go cookie hunting for Urgatoa's sake.
*nibs on delicious and stale year old virtual cookie*
*cues minstrel*
There once was a goddess named Lilith,
the maker of cookie delights.
She held back her wonderful talents,
And caused several virtual fights.
The crowds, they kept on a-growing,
they raised their voices so high.
They made do with buns that were sticky,
And a small bit of virtual pie.
Still, the goddess she chose to deny them.
Her cookies she kept to herself.
The gamers they kept on a-crying,
So they tied up a virtual elf.
The elf cried for help from the goddess,
His cries she chose not to hear.
So the gamers they kept on a-crying.
In tankards of virtual beer.
I toast your minstrelsy, Emperor7. Raises Shiner Heffeweissen.
I toast your minstrelsy, Emperor7. Raises Shiner Heffeweissen.
Thank you. *sniff*
*cries in his Sam Adam's Summer Ale*
Those of us who predate Lilith on these boards failed to offer her e-cookies upon her advent here, and now reap the bitter sorrow of that denial, as we receive none ourselves.
My name is Kirth Gersen, and I'm a Paizo-holic. I have over 8,000 posts with aliases.
reaches into sack of goodies
.a sin-a-man bun for Zylphryx
..a sin-a-man bun for Moorluck
... and a sin-a-man bun for Scribbling Ramblergood tidings to you
{looks around, doesn't see Celestial Healer} Um, celestial types can't eat those. They're so sinfully good, it might tempt them to Fall.
Just to be safe, you might want to let me and Taig eat them. It's for their own good really.
reaches into sack of goodies
.a sin-a-man bun for Zylphryx
..a sin-a-man bun for Moorluck
... and a sin-a-man bun for Scribbling Ramblergood tidings to you
I want sin-a-man too!
Can we consider this a "Lilith cult" thread?
<Considers moving to the Northwest to stalk, er, find Lilith and get some cookies.>
This DID sort of start to happen in a previous silly thread.
Hence, the title of "Holy Seneschal and Prophet of Lilith"!
Oh, I DID notice that Lilith's name is credited in the new PFRPG! Our goddess is EVERYWHERE!!! Her baked goodness ABOUNDS!!
Can we consider this a "Lilith cult" thread?
<Considers moving to the Northwest to stalk, er, find Lilith and get some cookies.>
This DID sort of start to happen in a previous silly thread.
Hence, the title of "Holy Seneschal and Prophet of Lilith"!
Oh, I DID notice that Lilith's name is credited in the new PFRPG! Our goddess is EVERYWHERE!!! Her baked goodness ABOUNDS!!
Yeah, as a relative newbie to the boards, I'm not surprised.
Good on Lilith for the PFRPG credit. That's awesome!
<Takes a bit of CH's sin-a-man bun>
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Can we consider this a "Lilith cult" thread?
<Considers moving to the Northwest to stalk, er, find Lilith and get some cookies.>
This DID sort of start to happen in a previous silly thread.
Hence, the title of "Holy Seneschal and Prophet of Lilith"!
Oh, I DID notice that Lilith's name is credited in the new PFRPG! Our goddess is EVERYWHERE!!! Her baked goodness ABOUNDS!!
Yeah, as a relative newbie to the boards, I'm not surprised.
Good on Lilith for the PFRPG credit. That's awesome!
<Takes a bit of CH's sin-a-man bun>
Hey! That sin-a-man bun is the result of years of waiting, and yet you cavalierly devour a portion of it. I'm really hurt.
;)
<Takes a bit of CH's sin-a-man bun>
Hey! That sin-a-man bun is the result of years of waiting, and yet you cavalierly devour a portion of it. I'm really hurt.
;)
They're too "sin-a-men full." You'd risk The Fall.
Nope, best to let us non-Celestial mortals protect you from The Peril. Think of Taig and I as the bomb-disposal squad for sin-full snacks. {watches Taig closely for any dropped crumbs}
Azhagal reaches once more, into his bag of goodies
and here is a sin-a-man bun for you too dogbert!
I hope it is to your liking *smirk*
...1 dozen down, couple hundred to go
*sneaks into the archives, rummages for an old recipe*
Oh! It appears there are folks in need of cookies here! Well, we can't be having that...
*leaves batches of snickerdoodles, chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and peanut butter cookies in the thread*
*wanders in*
Oh cookies!! *nabs peanut butter cookie*
I owe Lilith a thank you next time I see her....
Yes lurking paitenly has paid off. *snaggs a oatmeal rasin lilth cookie*
So Azhagal,
Those are some tastey looking man-buns you got buddy. Mind shareing so I can get a reall good taste.
{dreamily nibbles on chocolate chip heaven}
Yes lurking paitenly has paid off. *snaggs a oatmeal rasin lilth cookie*
So Azhagal,
Those are some tastey looking man-buns you got buddy. Mind shareing so I can get a reall good taste.
Now, you have to eat the whole thing... you can't just lick the frosting off his warm buns.
Hello My name is Woodraven I have 2039 posts (2842 including aliases) and have not received a cookie yet.
Oh never mind sees chocolate chip cookies on the counter and grabs some up
nom nom nom good cookies
~glides through wall. reaches for cookies~
Damn it all. I forgot I'm incorporeal. I can't even pick one up.
Lilith:
Yay! There are snickerdoodles still here.
<Snags 2 snickerdoodles and burrows away>
Never got any cookies, but then again I never really made a point of jumping up and down and shouting that I was new to the boards. As far as this cult thing goes I would of course have to taste the cookies to determine if they are truly cult worthy before joining.
As far as this cult thing goes I would of course have to taste the cookies to determine if they are truly cult worthy before joining.
O_O
DOUBTER! HEATHEN!
:P
As far as this cult thing goes I would of course have to taste the cookies to determine if they are truly cult worthy before joining.O_O
DOUBTER! HEATHEN!
:P
Hardly the first time someone's shouted that at me :P
Yum, chocolate chip. Can't go wrong with a classic.
Thanks, Lilith!!
I WANT COOKIES....just can't have 'em.
!!Can't have cookies?!!?! Ohnoes...