That's not funny, that's sick.
What part? The part about being a slaad/poodle hybrid? I'm just the result; I didn't pick my parents.
Or do you mean the humping part? That's just how poodles greet other poodles and other people. Then, if it's a Jack, they just punt us or set us on fire or put us on the Jackapult. That's just how Jacks say hello. Any Jack coulda told you that.
Or something else?
No....the invocation of that name.
Occasionally.Does it work?I lied.Why not?I wouldn't.How would you know?Indeed.Seriously. There could be.
You should go check.
Did you account for the variable?
Did you account for the variable?Occasionally.Does it work?I lied.Why not?I wouldn't.How would you know?Indeed.Seriously. There could be.
You should go check.
I did not. I will likely be punished for that error.
No....the invocation of that name.
Oh. Well, ya gotta call em something.
Hmmm, if this is all just part of Mr. Stuck-On-Himself's ego, then I'm just a figment or delusion. Which means I'm not responsible for my actions- he is. I'm actually some part of his deepest, most repressed unconsiousness. So from now on, everything I do is his fault.
{gets massive migraine} Ouchie, must not use my thinker-thingie so much.
Hmmm, if this is all just part of Mr. Stuck-On-Himself's ego, then I'm just a figment or delusion. Which means I'm not responsible for my actions- he is. I'm actually some part of his deepest, most repressed unconsiousness. So from now on, everything I do is his fault.
See, he can be taught!
See, he can be taught!
Hmmm, remember this is your fault. {starts spraypainting "I'm 'N Sebastian's Seekret Cult" on the big lug's back}
I did not. I will likely be punished for that error.Did you account for the variable?Occasionally.Does it work?I lied.Why not?I wouldn't.How would you know?Indeed.Seriously. There could be.
You should go check.
Hmm. Just remember, make sure you lock it.
KC, whatchya doin'?
Hmm. Just remember, make sure you lock it.I did not. I will likely be punished for that error.Did you account for the variable?Occasionally.Does it work?I lied.Why not?I wouldn't.How would you know?Indeed.Seriously. There could be.
You should go check.
And hide the key, yes.
My threads are safely hidden in the archives... probably.Seriously. There could be.
You should go check.
Love archives. All the best knowledge is kept there.
There's a cultist on your lawn.
I hope it's a Seoni cultist, because it's raining here now...
Pervert? Well, I'm don't think I'd choose that term, but...you get the idea.
And hide the key, yes.Hmm. Just remember, make sure you lock it.I did not. I will likely be punished for that error.Did you account for the variable?Occasionally.Does it work?I lied.Why not?I wouldn't.How would you know?Indeed.Seriously. There could be.
You should go check.
And remember to plug it in.
Considering my awesomeness, and the fact that my ego is, much like my vast intellect, essentially everywhere...
…and mostly hot air.
Considering my awesomeness, and the fact that my ego is, much like my vast intellect, essentially everywhere......and mostly hot air.
{scratches head} Spelling is hard. I didn't know smog was spelled e-g-o?
Considering my awesomeness, and the fact that my ego is, much like my vast intellect, essentially everywhere...…and mostly hot air.
This from someone who licks his own bum?
This from someone who licks his own bum?
This from someone who licks his own bum?
Ewwww.
So, it looks like we have our volunteer for the Bob Barker Special!
There could be a Thread in your Cultist? I don't get it.
I certainly hope there is in the cult threads…otherwise it is kind of a monologue.
A sad little kobold mopes into the thread, dragging a plushie Jeff the Spider.
Hey, I have a cultist now. It's cool.
Welcome to the cool kids.
(rolls through)