Mmmmmm..... Organic braaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnsssssss...
And that's why we'd follow you to a suburban housing development or a mall or a military base or the beach...
What's everyone doing in here? *looks around innocently*
What's everyone doing in here? *looks around innocently*
Why, we're having you for dinner, dear boy.
<Wipes drool>
Dinner? Sounds good. May I join the party?
....or the beach...Surf Zombies?
Mmmmm ... surf n turf just got a new meaning ... mmmm ... bbbrraaaaaaiinnssss ...
Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnsssss
sssssssssssssssssssssssnnnniaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrbmmmmMmmmmMmmmmmmmM
Yeah, what he said.
I think I'll head out to the mall this weekend and grab a bite to eat.
I'm hoping for a carnival myself.
+2. BTW, when are we going to do a raid. I need brainnnnsssss.
I'm surprised you guys don't start showing up at the US healthcare debates/"townhall meetings"/mainstream media coverage:
1) So few people on both sides of the "discussion" are actually using their brains, you could ninja-munch their noggins and I doubt they'd notice.
2) Once you eat their brain, they are a zombie=undead, therefore no need to argue about healthcare.
And the rest of us will get some peace and quiet (at least until Jacko rises from his tomb in three days to lead you zombie hordes in a massive Thriller/noggin munching dance attack).
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I'm surprised you guys don't start showing up at the US healthcare debates/"townhall meetings"
I think one of us already has shown up.
I think I'll head out to the mall this weekend and grab a bite to eat.I'm hoping for a carnival myself.
Funny thing that you mention a carnival - there's one in D.C. right on the Potomac. We could slog along the river bottom and shamble out to snack at leisure.
I think I'll head out to the mall this weekend and grab a bite to eat.I'm hoping for a carnival myself.Funny thing that you mention a carnival - there's one in D.C. right on the Potomac. We could slog along the river bottom and shamble out to snack at leisure.
Now you're talking.
I don't often like going into the river. Those damn fish get kind of annoying.
It's the crabs you really have to worry about - they usually start at the toes...
Hey umm .. any word when ol' Ted Kennedy will be shambling in, or is he too well preserved in advance of his shuffling off this mortal coil?
......brainnnnnssss.
Anybody had any good brains lately?
Anybody had any good brains lately?
Not until I secure more character deaths... hopefully CoT delivers starting this coming weekend. ~eg~
Mmmmm....brainnnsss
Anybody had any good brains lately?I chewed on some college kid's brain the other day....gave me heartburn.
He was probably a pothead. Just be ready with some Tums.
mmmmmm .... Tums tumtum TUMS ... tumtumtumtum ...
One thing I love about being a zombie - for us, almost every TV channel is the food channel.
Mmmmm... Lifetime Original Movie. Music video. C-SPAN. All so appetizing...
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I hear that someone is doing a remake of Plan 9 from Outerspace. Maybe I'll audition for a cameo....
I hear that someone is doing a remake of Plan 9 from Outerspace. Maybe I'll audition for a cameo....
I hope they get Michael Bay to do the remake. I bet his brain tastes like explosions and fart jokes.
I hear that someone is doing a remake of Plan 9 from Outerspace. Maybe I'll audition for a cameo....
Do they need a brain-eating ghost?
I'm not sure. I haven't seen a script yet. Maybe I should get an agent....
Just do not eat the agent. Assitant(s) are fair game, as are interns and casting couch members.
Mmmmm.....interns.
Don't get all Bill Clinton on us...
Mmmmm.....interns.Don't get all Bill Clinton on us...
Aberzombie only "nibbles" on the interns I hear ...
Mmmm....
I've always wanted to know, how do you guys pick a ripe brain?
Do you squeeze the head, sniff it, thump it for the right sound, or feel the top for a soft spot?
If it's still a little green, can you put it in a paper bag with a ripe brain to ripen the green one? Or do you slice up a green one, lightly batter it, and fry it?
Mmmm....I've always wanted to know, how do you guys pick a ripe brain?
Do you squeeze the head, sniff it, thump it for the right sound, or feel the top for a soft spot?
If it's still a little green, can you put it in a paper bag with a ripe brain to ripen the green one? Or do you slice up a green one, lightly batter it, and fry it?
Brains have an aroma that the brain connoisseur can sniff out. Some say that one can see the most succulent brains much like certain others can sense the living.
Green brains now are best rapidly ripened by a chase into a recently abandoned farm house, retail commercial structure or other enclosed building before spending anywhere from several hours to days terrorizing them with your fellow brain narfers. The zombie horde pool is rather limited in the betting material - but boy does the winner score on the jackpot!
As an added bonus, all the times zombies just chow down without eating any brains is no mere accident - we know that replacing our fallen Munchers of Cranium and growing the horde are a requirement to really make overrunning the world in a tidal wave of terror actually work.
If we eat ALL the brains, the corpse doesn't reanimate you see. Well, you can munch a few select parts, but we're not well known for hand-eye coordination, so it is generally best to grow the horde about 2/3rds of the time, royally chow down another 1/4th and terrorize the remaining fraction for days, weeks or months as necessary.
Only the living actually cook brains ...
There are laws about licking hallucinogenic brains I believe.
you cant have it but if you lick it a few times it will provide you with the necessary brainboost so you can go without brains for longer.
Whoa... it's Pickman. I don't think I want to have at your brain...
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Brains have an aroma that the brain connoisseur can sniff out. Some say that one can see the most succulent brains much like certain others can sense the living.
Green brains now are best rapidly ripened by a chase into a recently abandoned farm house, retail commercial structure or other enclosed building before spending anywhere from several hours to days terrorizing them with your fellow brain narfers. The zombie horde pool is rather limited in the betting material - but boy does the winner score on the jackpot!
As an added bonus, all the times zombies just chow down without eating any brains is no mere accident - we know that replacing our fallen Munchers of Cranium and growing the horde are a requirement to really make overrunning the world in a tidal wave of terror actually work.
If we eat ALL the brains, the corpse doesn't reanimate you see. Well, you can munch a few select parts, but we're not well known for hand-eye coordination, so it is generally best to grow the horde about 2/3rds of the time, royally chow down another 1/4th and terrorize the remaining fraction for days, weeks or months as necessary.
Only the living actually cook brains ...
Well said Brother Faust! Brainnnssss.......