Mmhmm. I've got some "doorbusters" of my own planned.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Today is one of those "Early Zombie gets the shopper" days.
Talk about food comas ... there were so many camped out in front of the electronics stores and Wally Worlds, I was 'resting' in the local 'squatter's crib' the past couple of days.
Yes, the holiday shopping season proves to be a boon for us every year.
We gotta coordinate. XMas Eve, the day after XMas, New Year's Eve - prime chowpouncing time.
If we do it right, we'll be nice and fat on gray matter until the Valentine's Day candy fest...
Yes, the holiday shopping season proves to be a boon for us every year.We gotta coordinate. XMas Eve, the day after XMas, New Year's Eve - prime chowpouncing time.
If we do it right, we'll be nice and fat on gray matter until the Valentine's Day candy fest...
[SCENE: EXPECTANT CROWD OUTSIDE OF TYPICAL SUBURBAN MALL]
Kidlet 1: "Look mommy, is that Santa?" {points to sky}Mother: Yes, honey, he's parachuting in this year. And those- {points to sky again} are his helpers!
Kidlet 2: "That's alot of helpers with him." {zooms in with binoculars} "Hey, why does Santa have pale gray skin and glowing red eyes?"
Mother: I'll have to ask who his dentist is. I can see his teeth shine from here.
Yes, the holiday shopping season proves to be a boon for us every year.We gotta coordinate. XMas Eve, the day after XMas, New Year's Eve - prime chowpouncing time.
If we do it right, we'll be nice and fat on gray matter until the Valentine's Day candy fest...
[SCENE: EXPECTANT CROWD OUTSIDE OF TYPICAL SUBURBAN MALL]
Kidlet 1: "Look mommy, is that Santa?" {points to sky}
Mother: Yes, honey, he's parachuting in this year. And those- {points to sky again} are his helpers!
Kidlet 2: "That's alot of helpers with him." {zooms in with binoculars} "Hey, why does Santa have pale gray skin and glowing red eyes?"
Mother: I'll have to ask who his dentist is. I can see his teeth shine from here.
If Jolly Saint Nick really is a zombie or zombie-equivalent, that would explain why he can keep going over the past centuries. Well, in part anyway.
Perhaps the "lumps of coal" have a more sinister meaning ...
Perhaps the "lumps of coal" have a more sinister meaning ...
I've heard you can add two of them to a humanoid snow construct to power it as an evil singing child-ensnaring monster. The top hat is fake.
Perhaps the "lumps of coal" have a more sinister meaning ...I've heard you can add two of them to a humanoid snow construct to power it as an evil singing child-ensnaring monster.
I also hear that a creature of ill will that receives one in their stocking is, on rare occasion, cursed in some fell manner. A troll or yeti perhaps ... a wendigo even ...
The top hat is a soul trap.
I also hear that a creature of ill will that receives one in their stocking is, on rare occasion, cursed in some fell manner. A troll or yeti perhaps ... a wendigo even ...Perhaps the "lumps of coal" have a more sinister meaning ...I've heard you can add two of them to a humanoid snow construct to power it as an evil singing child-ensnaring monster.
Or worse, a walking two-year old human! {shudders}
The top hat is a soul trap.
I've heard the top hat works like a Devourer's ribcage.
Or worse, a walking two-year old human! {shudders}I also hear that a creature of ill will that receives one in their stocking is, on rare occasion, cursed in some fell manner. A troll or yeti perhaps ... a wendigo even ...Perhaps the "lumps of coal" have a more sinister meaning ...I've heard you can add two of them to a humanoid snow construct to power it as an evil singing child-ensnaring monster.
A truly vile curse!
The top hat is a soul trap.
I've heard the top hat works like a Devourer's ribcage.
Very nice ... I shall instruct minions accordingly.
Snow Golem Bard / Pathfinder Diviner with a necromancy fetish ... me likely.
Mmmmm.
Yuletide braaaaaaiiinnnsss.
Mmmmm....eggnog brainnnnnssss
*eggs your nog*
Thanks TS. It needed some flavoring. You don't mind if we pass this out to some vict...I mean, some nice living folks? They look thirsty.
Oh yes, I wish you would.
I think you and I could develop quite the symbiotic relationship...
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Thanks TS. It needed some flavoring. You don't mind if we pass this out to some vict...I mean, some nice living folks? They look thirsty.Oh yes, I wish you would.
I think you and I could develop quite the symbiotic relationship...
Whoa now! Relationship?!? I'll have you know that I'm a happily married zombie!
Whoa now! Relationship?!? I'll have you know that I'm a happily married zombie!Thanks TS. It needed some flavoring. You don't mind if we pass this out to some vict...I mean, some nice living folks? They look thirsty.Oh yes, I wish you would.
I think you and I could develop quite the symbiotic relationship...
Sorry. I didn't realize that you already had an egging partner.
food and procreation in the same thread.
That's how zombies roll.
food and procreation in the same thread.That's how zombies roll.
And rolls need bu....
Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I in the wrong place!
food and procreation in the same thread.That's how zombies roll.And rolls need bu....
Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I in the wrong place!
Do you have a brain?
Do you have a brain?food and procreation in the same thread.That's how zombies roll.And rolls need bu....
Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I in the wrong place!
No, it slipped out.
Do you have a brain?food and procreation in the same thread.That's how zombies roll.And rolls need bu....
Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I in the wrong place!
No, it slipped out.
Do you know where you left it?
*drools*
Do you have a brain?food and procreation in the same thread.That's how zombies roll.And rolls need bu....
Whoa, whoa, whoa, am I in the wrong place!
No, it slipped out.
Do you know where you left it?
*drools*
It rolled away.
Merry Christmas, my brain-eating friends!
Mmmm ... brains with nutmeg, roasted chestnuts, egg nog, various roast beasts ...
Or rather, brains acquired from those in food comas because of those who ate all that good stuff...
*lurks under the tree, behind the presents*
*lurks under the tree, behind the presents*
whispering A highly recommended lurking spot, Sir Grue. I recommend the rest of us lurk behind the curtains and at least one in the wood pile.
*lurks under the tree, behind the presents*whispering A highly recommended lurking spot, Sir Grue. I recommend the rest of us lurk behind the curtains and at least one in the wood pile.
*thumbs up!*
I wrapped myself as a present.
I wrapped myself as a present.
*plays a "nom nomnom nom" zombified version of 'XMas Eve Sarajevo' by TSO*
*gnaws on the corpse of another thread*
.....brainnnnsss
You know, some of us didn't have to be animated.
But braaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnssssssss is a cause I can get behind.
Pushes a cart along loaded with various zombies and skeletons
Bring out your undead!
The biggest problem with not having a CON score ... is the inability to Run. *Shambles along with another cart.*
I think we need to ask for the dead ... we can arrange for minions... *points to the twenty pounds of necromantic-grade onyx in the secret compartment*
We need to start stockpiling again.
No brains = no fear.
No brains = no fear.
A zombie in all but heartbeat.