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lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Sorry about that. I just came from a Fourth of July parade.
Don't worry. No one minds. There's no dress code.

Really? You know, we could make some good money here.

Tiny Tina wrote:
Anything you say tall, dark, and metallic.

JH grins

Now you can choose just to hang out as we head to San Diego then San Antonio, go for a Dark & Stormy Knight t-shirt, or just enjoy the party here. Booze, music, and beautiful beachfront views all the way.

Congrats on initiating Page 2!

Hey I got the first post on the next page.
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Sorry about that. I just came from a Fourth of July parade.
Don't worry. No one minds. There's no dress code.
Really? You know, we could make some good money here.

*giggles*

From what? Not being dressed?

Hey, can I get some more tequila over here?
Tiny Tina wrote:
Anything you say tall, dark, and metallic.

JH grins

Now you can choose just to hang out as we head to San Diego then San Antonio, go for a Dark & Stormy Knight t-shirt, or just enjoy the party here. Booze, music, and beautiful beachfront views all the way.

Congrats on initiating Page 2! Not sure why the postmonster ate my original...
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Sorry about that. I just came from a Fourth of July parade.
Don't worry. No one minds. There's no dress code.
Really? You know, we could make some good money here.

*giggles*

From what? Not being dressed?

Hey, can I get some more tequila over here?

Among other things. Let's just say I know a producer or two that would kill to be here right now.

lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Sorry about that. I just came from a Fourth of July parade.
Don't worry. No one minds. There's no dress code.
Really? You know, we could make some good money here.

*giggles*

From what? Not being dressed?

Hey, can I get some more tequila over here?

Sure thing, hon!

We're gonna need ot hire some more help with all these hotties showing up.
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Sorry about that. I just came from a Fourth of July parade.
Don't worry. No one minds. There's no dress code.
Really? You know, we could make some good money here.

*giggles*

From what? Not being dressed?

Hey, can I get some more tequila over here?

Among other things. Let's just say I know a producer or two that would kill to be here right now.

Ahem...err...did you read that release you just signed? Maybe you heard of me? Fey Gone Wild?

Jack Hammer wrote:


Ahem...err...did you read that release you just signed? Maybe you heard of me? Fey Gone Wild?

Hey! Were you videotaping my friends? Did they know you were taping?

Ummm, you weren't taping the bit with the jello pool were you? *blush*
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Sorry about that. I just came from a Fourth of July parade.
Don't worry. No one minds. There's no dress code.
Really? You know, we could make some good money here.

*giggles*

From what? Not being dressed?

Hey, can I get some more tequila over here?

Among other things. Let's just say I know a producer or two that would kill to be here right now.

looks like you've got the hang of the boards. an hour in and you have an alias and over 35 posts. :)

lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


Ahem...err...did you read that release you just signed? Maybe you heard of me? Fey Gone Wild?

Hey! Were you videotaping my friends? Did they know you were taping?

Ummm, you weren't taping the bit with the jello pool were you? *blush*

Digital, everything's digital. We can edit out things if we need to. For my private collection.

Here, have another shot of tequila.
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


Ahem...err...did you read that release you just signed? Maybe you heard of me? Fey Gone Wild?

Hey! Were you videotaping my friends? Did they know you were taping?

Ummm, you weren't taping the bit with the jello pool were you? *blush*

Digital, everything's digital. We can edit out things if we need to. For my private collection.

Here, have another shot of tequila.

Oh, okay, that's alright then.

*Downs tequila*

Hey, can we get some music going? I really feel like dancing.
Jack Hammer wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Sorry about that. I just came from a Fourth of July parade.
Don't worry. No one minds. There's no dress code.
Really? You know, we could make some good money here.

*giggles*

From what? Not being dressed?

Hey, can I get some more tequila over here?

Among other things. Let's just say I know a producer or two that would kill to be here right now.
looks like you've got the hang of the boards. an hour in and you have an alias and over 35 posts. :)

Well it's not my first board. Just never been on a RPG board before. Dave and his friends introduced me to them.

Jack Hammer wrote:

looks like you've got the hang of the boards. an hour in and you have an alias and over 35 posts. :)

Does that mean you are checking up on me?

Well it's off to do makeup. The director gets mad when I'm late.

Hey where's my Dark & Stormy Knights guys?
Malice Jack wrote:
Hey where's my Dark & Stormy Knights guys?

Dude! 'Bout time you got here! We need some tunes!

Liberty's Edge
Tiny Tina wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

looks like you've got the hang of the boards. an hour in and you have an alias and over 35 posts. :)

Does that mean you are checking up on me?

Looks like she's got you pegged Hammer.

Cultist of Jack wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

looks like you've got the hang of the boards. an hour in and you have an alias and over 35 posts. :)

Does that mean you are checking up on me?
Looks like she's got you pegged Hammer.

Nah. I just fell for the 'I need help' routine, 'til I saw all the posts.

Jack Hammer wrote:


Dude! 'Bout time you got here! We need some tunes!

I'm on it! YO ACME!

A retro-Fifties robot rolls in hauling DJ equipment and several boxes of vinyl albums

OK, the party is stahtin!

How about a little adrenaline enhancer?

Fiddles with the turntables and fires the rig up

If I was in WWII they'd call me SPITFIRE!

Electronic music bumps out from the massive speakers
Malice Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


Dude! 'Bout time you got here! We need some tunes!

I'm on it! YO ACME!

A retro-Fifties robot rolls in hauling DJ equipment and several boxes of vinyl albums

OK, the party is stahtin!

How about a little adrenaline enhancer?

Fiddles with the turntables and fires the rig up

If I was in WWII they'd call me SPITFIRE!

Electronic music bumps out from the massive speakers

JH smiles

There's nuthin' like a Jack party!

gets the jello shots set up.

Does the Robot
Acme Robot wrote:
Does the Robot

hmmm...double intendre?

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Jack Hammer wrote:
Acme Robot wrote:
Does the Robot
hmmm...double intendre?

I know, it hit me like a Jack Hammer.

General J. Debauchery wrote:
We're gonna need ot hire some more help with all these hotties showing up.

Well, I guess I can pitch in for a spell, at least until you can get some more help here.

I'll go grab some restock for the drink tables (though you may need to get a mobile bar pretty soon). Just make sure I don't get assaulted on the way, neh? :P
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The Dalesman wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
We're gonna need ot hire some more help with all these hotties showing up.

Well, I guess I can pitch in for a spell, at least until you can get some more help here.

I'll go grab some restock for the drink tables (though you may need to get a mobile bar pretty soon). Just make sure I don't get assaulted on the way, neh? :P

We will keep you from getting assaulted ... unless she's a hottie

Has a jello shot or three and ends up dancing on the bar.
lynora-Jill wrote:
Has a jello shot or three and ends up dancing on the bar.

Beautiful women, booze, and tunes. It's good to be a Jack.

Lord Fyre wrote:
We will keep you from getting assaulted ... unless she's a hottie

I'm glad we have that understanding, sirrah! ;D

Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

looks like you've got the hang of the boards. an hour in and you have an alias and over 35 posts. :)

Does that mean you are checking up on me?
Looks like she's got you pegged Hammer.
Nah. I just fell for the 'I need help' routine, 'til I saw all the posts.

You know you want some.

Tiny Tina wrote:
You know you want some.

Some what?

You should have some jello shots.

*goes back to dancing*
lynora-Jill wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
You know you want some.

Some what?

You should have some jello shots.

*goes back to dancing*

shouting over the music Where are your back up dancers? There's Jello enough for all!

Did someone say jello shots? Well, don't tease. Get us a round or five. Hey, LJ! the three nymph sisters call out, as they arrive at the party.
celestial nymph wrote:
Did someone say jello shots? Well, don't tease. Get us a round or five. Hey, LJ! the three nymph sisters call out, as they arrive at the party.

A few moments later, a tray gracefully ducks and weaves above the throng and Devlyn safely deposits its contents at the nymphs' table.

"There you go, ladies - five rounds each, all in different flavors. Have fun!" he says as he waits for an opening to dive back into the crowd.

Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.

Well, I sure hope the clerics are standing by then... :D

celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.

Naughty nymphs never need nudging!

Jack Hammer wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
Naughty nymphs never need nudging!

You never know...

[nudge nudge]
:P
The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
Well, I sure hope the clerics are standing by then... :D

Nah. These three have drunk at least one Jack under the table before. They have an astonishing capacity for alcohol. :)

The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
Naughty nymphs never need nudging!

You never know...

[nudge nudge]
:P

*Ends up with an armful of Muffy as she falls against him*

Well, hello handsome. Was there something you wanted?
celestial nymph wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
Well, I sure hope the clerics are standing by then... :D
Nah. These three have drunk at least one Jack under the table before. They have an astonishing capacity for alcohol. :)

The clerics aren't for them - I was referring to some poor (yet still lucky) sod sucumbing to their blinding/deadly beauty...unless they've turned that off for today :)

celestial nymph wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
Well, I sure hope the clerics are standing by then... :D
Nah. These three have drunk at least one Jack under the table before. They have an astonishing capacity for alcohol. :)

We think they're polymorphed golems, with hollow legs

celestial nymph wrote:

*Ends up with an armful of Muffy as she falls against him*

Well, hello handsome. Was there something you wanted?

"Well - you do look like you could fit quite nicely on my tray," he says with a sort of innocent smile.

The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
Well, I sure hope the clerics are standing by then... :D
Nah. These three have drunk at least one Jack under the table before. They have an astonishing capacity for alcohol. :)

The clerics aren't for them - I was referring to some poor (yet still lucky) sod sucumbing to their blinding/deadly beauty...unless they've turned that off for today :)

We have security, but no clerics. Still, it will drive up the DVD sales...

Jack Hammer wrote:
We think they're polymorphed golems, with hollow legs

Way to make my mind's eye cry there, Ace. Good job - thanks. Really.... ;P

The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:

*Ends up with an armful of Muffy as she falls against him*

Well, hello handsome. Was there something you wanted?

"Well - you do look like you could fit quite nicely on my tray," he says with a sort of innocent smile.

Well you can carry me around anytime, hon she says with a not at all innocent smile and a wink

Jack Hammer wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
Well, I sure hope the clerics are standing by then... :D
Nah. These three have drunk at least one Jack under the table before. They have an astonishing capacity for alcohol. :)
We think they're polymorphed golems, with hollow legs

You just don't want to admit that you can get outdrunk by a bunch of fey. :)

The Dalesman wrote:


The clerics aren't for them - I was referring to some poor (yet still lucky) sod sucumbing to their blinding/deadly beauty...unless they've turned that off for today :)

As long as nobody gets grabby without their permission they aren't using their blinding beauty. At least for now. :)

celestial nymph wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:

*Ends up with an armful of Muffy as she falls against him*

Well, hello handsome. Was there something you wanted?

"Well - you do look like you could fit quite nicely on my tray," he says with a sort of innocent smile.
Well you can carry me around anytime, hon she says with a not at all innocent smile and a wink

yep...golems

celestial nymph wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy down the jello shots at an alarming speed before joining LJ on the dance...bar.
Well, I sure hope the clerics are standing by then... :D
Nah. These three have drunk at least one Jack under the table before. They have an astonishing capacity for alcohol. :)
We think they're polymorphed golems, with hollow legs
You just don't want to admit that you can get outdrunk by a bunch of fey. :)

Hey, they're the franchise. We luv 'em. You can't have Fey Gone Wild without fey.

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