This is better than Pay for View!
{polymorphs into shapely tiger-woman in itsy-bitsy blue bikini}
{purrs contentedly, starts using her new tail to play 'footsie' with the Dalesman}
This is better than Pay for View!
Amen, brother!
Now if we could get them all to wrestle for the win.
This is better than Pay for View!
Pay for View? Now there's an idea!
The nymphs are pouting.
Uh-oh. LJ comes up behind JH and puts her hands over his eyes. For your own good, hon.
*wicked gleams appears in S&S' eyes*
Are you sure you want my help? There could be... complications.
{polymorphs into shapely tiger-woman in itsy-bitsy blue bikini}
{purrs contentedly, starts using her new tail to play 'footsie' with the Dalesman}
This is better than Pay for View!Pay for View? Now there's an idea!
Sure, sweetie. But not when they're pissed off, she says, keeping her hands over his eyes until the nymphs turn off the blinding beauty effect.
Hey! I can't see!
Who turned off the lights?!
Sure, sweetie. But not when they're pissed off, she says, keeping her hands over his eyes until the nymphs turn off the blinding beauty effect.This is better than Pay for View!Pay for View? Now there's an idea!
Turned on their headlights, did they?
{notices glazed look in Devlyn's eyes, can't determine if he is blinded or just 'dazed'}
Are you ok, dear? I should hope so, or I shall be very cross. {bares teeth to nymphs in not-very-convincing 'smile'}
Turned on their headlights, did they?Sure, sweetie. But not when they're pissed off, she says, keeping her hands over his eyes until the nymphs turn off the blinding beauty effect.This is better than Pay for View!Pay for View? Now there's an idea!
Yeppers. I think I made some potion of remove blindness. It should be over in the bar area. Hey, guys, shut it off now, 'kay? You've made you're point.
Hmph. Well, I should hope so. The triplets glare at Ambrosia as they flounce off towards the pool.
Okay, let's see, where did I put that potion? She searches behind the bar. The occasional sound of breaking glass can be heard. Woops.
Okay, here it is. I'll mix it up with some gin. You'll like it. And those of you who were blinded might want to go and tell the girls how beautiful they are so they calm down and don't do it again.
She hands out gin and potions to all those afflicted.
{notices glazed look in Devlyn's eyes, can't determine if he is blinded or just 'dazed'}
Are you ok, dear? I should hope so, or I shall be very cross. {bares teeth to nymphs in not-very-convincing 'smile'}
"No no - I'm okay. Little dazed, but okay..." as he shakes his head.
Yeppers. I think I made some potion of remove blindness. It should be over in the bar area. Hey, guys, shut it off now, 'kay? You've made you're point.
Thank you again, Gracious Beauty. {wanders over to bar to mix up Absalom Iced Tea}
{brings beverage over to Devlyn} Here you go, sip it through the straw slowly... it's a bit potent.
Yeppers. I think I made some potion of remove blindness. It should be over in the bar area. Hey, guys, shut it off now, 'kay? You've made you're point.Thank you again, Gracious Beauty. {wanders over to bar to mix up Absalom Iced Tea}
{brings beverage over to Devlyn} Here you go, sip it through the straw slowly... it's a bit potent.
"Thanks, sweets," as he sips it down.
{polymorphs into shapely tiger-woman in itsy-bitsy blue bikini}
{purrs contentedly, starts using her new tail to play 'footsie' with the Dalesman}
*fails to pass the limits of "The Neverending Beer," passes out while floating on dragon-sized pool floaty*
*fails to pass the limits of "The Neverending Beer," passes out while floating on dragon-sized pool floaty*
"Aw crap! This is so not the time for a drowning hazard."
Looks around for his 'Lifeguard' shirt.
Hmph. Well, I should hope so. The triplets glare at Ambrosia as they flounce off towards the pool.
{sighs} Nice job, Ambi... once again, flunked 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'
And those of you who were blinded might want to go and tell the girls how beautiful they are so they calm down and don't do it again.
{briefly ponders eating nymph instead of crow, counts to ten, swallows pride, and wanders over to pool} I'm sorry Ladies... sometimes I let my insecurities get the best of me, especially when faced with three young immortal beauties whose loveliness will never fade as it does with us mortals. I apologize for resorting to magic in an attempt to replicate your natural loveliness.
And for being so... {glancing down at tigress form} catty with my words earlier.
{ponders a reply, worries about offending LJ, decides it's best not to say anything}
{slips into water beisde him} How do you felines control your tails? Mine seems to have a mind of it's own. If it's too distracting, I can shift and go tail-less.
Okay, here it is. I'll mix it up with some gin. You'll like it. And those of you who were blinded might want to go and tell the girls how beautiful they are so they calm down and don't do it again.
Nice headlights ladies. Halogen?
Okay, here it is. I'll mix it up with some gin. You'll like it. And those of you who were blinded might want to go and tell the girls how beautiful they are so they calm down and don't do it again.
I'm thinking LED; Lovely, Exciting, Damn fine
Hmph. Well, I should hope so. The triplets glare at Ambrosia as they flounce off towards the pool.{sighs} Nice job, Ambi... once again, flunked 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'
And those of you who were blinded might want to go and tell the girls how beautiful they are so they calm down and don't do it again.{briefly ponders eating nymph instead of crow, counts to ten, swallows pride, and wanders over to pool} I'm sorry Ladies... sometimes I let my insecurities get the best of me, especially when faced with three young immortal beauties whose loveliness will never fade as it does with us mortals. I apologize for resorting to magic in an attempt to replicate your natural loveliness.
And for being so... {glancing down at tigress form} catty with my words earlier.
Devlyn grabs his Lifeguard shirt and heads over to the pool, just in case he has to handle multiple rescues. :)
To all four of them:
"Methinks everyone got off on the wrong foot, is all. Nobody is questioning anybody's beauty here - least of all me. I've enjoyed all of the attention immensely, but I don't want it at the cost of anyone's feelings being hurt. Now we have a party to reboot, and I have an unconscious Dragonborn Jack to fish out of the pool. All's apologized for, all's forgiven?" he asks with a sincere, grumpy-busting smile as he steps into the pool to get DBJ.
{ponders a reply, worries about offending LJ, decides it's best not to say anything}
{slips into water beisde him} How do you felines control your tails? Mine seems to have a mind of it's own. If it's too distracting, I can shift and go tail-less.
"It just takes practice, sweets. I knew this elf who had the same spell I have put on her, and it took her forever to be able to get her tail to do what she wanted. It shouldn't take you long at all, though, since you're a shape-shifter. One of the benefits of having a flexible mind, neh?" he says with a wink as he grabs hold of DBJ's floaty to pull him in.
"Methinks everyone got off on the wrong foot, is all. Nobody is questioning anybody's beauty here - least of all me. I've enjoyed all of the attention immensely, but I don't want it at the cost of anyone's feelings being hurt. Now we have a party to reboot, and I have an unconscious Dragonborn Jack to fish out of the pool. All's apologized for, all's forgiven?" he asks with a sincere, grumpy-busting smile as he steps into the pool to get DBJ.
I think it's Kiss and Make Up time. I'll get another camera.
I think it's Kiss and Make Up time. I'll get another camera.
"Methinks everyone got off on the wrong foot, is all. Nobody is questioning anybody's beauty here - least of all me. I've enjoyed all of the attention immensely, but I don't want it at the cost of anyone's feelings being hurt. Now we have a party to reboot, and I have an unconscious Dragonborn Jack to fish out of the pool. All's apologized for, all's forgiven?" he asks with a sincere, grumpy-busting smile as he steps into the pool to get DBJ.
"I hope the ladies drink to that!" ;)
{briefly ponders eating nymph instead of crow, counts to ten, swallows pride, and wanders over to pool} I'm sorry Ladies... sometimes I let my insecurities get the best of me, especially when faced with three young immortal beauties whose loveliness will never fade as it does with us mortals. I apologize for resorting to magic in an attempt to replicate your natural loveliness.
And for being so... {glancing down at tigress form} catty with my words earlier.
It's okay, Molly says magnanimously. We understand. We weren't really trying to steal your guy, you know. We just like the attention. We keep our hands off JH too. Hey, girls, you know we might want to think about changing our hair color. The cute guys always seem to go for the redheads.
Okay, here it is. I'll mix it up with some gin. You'll like it. And those of you who were blinded might want to go and tell the girls how beautiful they are so they calm down and don't do it again.I'm thinking LED; Lovely, Exciting, Damn fine
*chorus of giggles*
"It just takes practice, sweets. I knew this elf who had the same spell I have put on her, and it took her forever to be able to get her tail to do what she wanted. It shouldn't take you long at all, though, since you're a shape-shifter. One of the benefits of having a flexible mind, neh?" he says with a wink as he grabs hold of DBJ's floaty to pull him in.
{uses slaadi Telekinesis to help lift & tug large dragon}
"It just takes practice, sweets. I knew this elf who had the same spell I have put on her, and it took her forever to be able to get her tail to do what she wanted. It shouldn't take you long at all, though, since you're a shape-shifter. One of the benefits of having a flexible mind, neh?" he says with a wink as he grabs hold of DBJ's floaty to pull him in.{uses slaadi Telekinesis to help lift & tug large dragon}
Goes to Hybrid form and muscles him to shore (gracefully of course - gotta give the nymphs something to cheer them up a bit), and then sets him down nearby to sleep it off.
Shakes off the excess water, changes back to normal form, and heads to the bar to get those long overdue jello shots started.
So, is this a private party, or can anyone join? ;)
So, is this a private party, or can anyone join? ;)
Ooh! A new girl! Welcome! Here, have some tequila. The triplets over there are Molly, Muffy, and Mindy. They're nymphs, and they're feeling a little touchy about their looks after a tiff with Ambrosia Slaad who is over there with Devlyn. And that's Jack Hammer in the hot tub. And Salty Jack and General Debauchery are by the pool. And so far that's it, but we should get some more people showing up soon. After all, this party is just getting started. Oh, silly me. I didn't introduce myself. I'm Lynora-Jill. Oh, and that's my pet draco-hydra, Spike. He's little, but fierce. Slip'n'Slaad made him for me. Hmm. Oh, and the unconscious guy in the pool is Dragonborn Jack.
Hey, do you like dancing?
So, is this a private party, or can anyone join? ;)Ooh! A new girl! Welcome! Here, have some tequila. The triplets over there are Molly, Muffy, and Mindy. They're nymphs, and they're feeling a little touchy about their looks after a tiff with Ambrosia Slaad who is over there with Devlyn. And that's Jack Hammer in the hot tub. And Salty Jack and General Debauchery are by the pool. And so far that's it, but we should get some more people showing up soon. After all, this party is just getting started. Oh, silly me. I didn't introduce myself. I'm Lynora-Jill. Oh, and that's my pet draco-hydra, Spike. He's little, but fierce. Slip'n'Slaad made him for me. Hmm. Oh, and the unconscious guy in the pool is Dragonborn Jack.
Hey, do you like dancing?
Oh Hey, Tequilla! Thank you! Hi Molly, Muffy, and Mindy, Ambrosia and Devlyn, JH and SJ and General!! How is everyone today?!
I dooo like dancing! I find that it goes especially well with tequilla!
Oh Hey, Tequilla! Thank you! Hi Molly, Muffy, and Mindy, Ambrosia and Devlyn, JH and SJ and General!! How is everyone today?!
I dooo like dancing! I find that it goes especially well with tequilla!
Yay! ^.^ Come dance with me, new friend. Hey, somebody crank up the tunes! I need something to distract me until those promised jello shots show up. :)
*drains last drops of first bottle of tequila before pulling Jilly Bean over to the dance floor*
Oh Hey, Tequilla! Thank you! Hi Molly, Muffy, and Mindy, Ambrosia and Devlyn, JH and SJ and General!! How is everyone today?!
I dooo like dancing! I find that it goes especially well with tequilla!Yay! ^.^ Come dance with me, new friend. Hey, somebody crank up the tunes! I need something to distract me until those promised jello shots show up. :)
*drains last drops of first bottle of tequila before pulling Jilly Bean over to the dance floor*
Woo Hoo! You're a really good dancer! Say, where did you get that nifty tee shirt?
Woo Hoo! You're a really good dancer! Say, where did you get that nifty tee shirt?
Oh Hey, Tequilla! Thank you! Hi Molly, Muffy, and Mindy, Ambrosia and Devlyn, JH and SJ and General!! How is everyone today?!
I dooo like dancing! I find that it goes especially well with tequilla!Yay! ^.^ Come dance with me, new friend. Hey, somebody crank up the tunes! I need something to distract me until those promised jello shots show up. :)
*drains last drops of first bottle of tequila before pulling Jilly Bean over to the dance floor*
Thanks! :)
Oh, this T-shirt? This is a Dark & Stormy Knights T-shirt. You get this by drinking 3 dark&stormies in under an hour. If you can make it to 5 dark&stormies you get this special Ace badge. Wanna try? :)
Woo Hoo! You're a really good dancer! Say, where did you get that nifty tee shirt?
Oh Hey, Tequilla! Thank you! Hi Molly, Muffy, and Mindy, Ambrosia and Devlyn, JH and SJ and General!! How is everyone today?!
I dooo like dancing! I find that it goes especially well with tequilla!Yay! ^.^ Come dance with me, new friend. Hey, somebody crank up the tunes! I need something to distract me until those promised jello shots show up. :)
*drains last drops of first bottle of tequila before pulling Jilly Bean over to the dance floor*
Thanks! :)
Oh, this T-shirt? This is a Dark & Stormy Knights T-shirt. You get this by drinking 3 dark&stormies in under an hour. If you can make it to 5 dark&stormies you get this special Ace badge. Wanna try? :)
Well thats a silly question! Of course I do! So I just need to drink 3 for the shirt and 5 for the shiny badge...I can do that!
Well thats a silly question! Of course I do! So I just need to drink 3 for the shirt and 5 for the shiny badge...I can do that!
Hey, JH, we got a new recruit! Line 'em up!
Ok handsome! Set me up with 5! I want that badge!!
* Jilly upturns the first drink and drinks slowly but steadily*
*she smacks her lips and grins* Peice of..oh! whew...cake!
Ready for number two! Hey someone got some snacks?
*downs number two with confidence*
Hands Jilly Bean a bowl of pretzels.
Here you go. Gotta watch it. You don't want to end up passed out on the floor.