(bounces through)
*walks in through window*
*blink... blink blink... blink*
I'm here, all is business as usual, yessss. I leave, and THEN things get crazy? Does ONE SLAAD absorb all the spare chaos in this place?
I do think this is the first place I've ever visited where things are more chaotic when I'm absent....
*stands there staring at the lunacy, unlit cigar dangling from his fingers numbly*
<Puts Angel Fish on a cookie tray>
I thought he'd like a bed to rest in while he's thawing out in the microwave.
places tin foil above the cooking tray
Oooh, a blanket! Good thinking, Ululululanoth!
You should set it to medium heat, though. We don't want to cook the little guy.places tin foil above the cooking trayOooh, a blanket! Good thinking, Ululululanoth!
Ah, sushi. EAT THE WASABI!
places tin foil above the cooking tray
You're getting a kick out of this, aren't you?
Why does my head hurt?
Why does my head hurt?Were you eating ice cream too quickly?
Or frozen fish?
The fish sticks in the freezer are delicious, if a bit crunchy.
You didn't get them mixed up with Angel Fish, did you?The fish sticks in the freezer are delicious, if a bit crunchy.Why does my head hurt?Were you eating ice cream too quickly?
Or frozen fish?
Just one of his fins. Don't worry, I stapled it back on.
<Puts tray into microwave>
don't forget to put a little firework in there to wake him up once his warmed up, to cheer him up...
<Grabs stick from box labelled "TNT">
This one should work. He's a heavy sleeper. And he snores.
In the oven. It'll be ready soon, but please feel free to keep shouting.
Darn it, I forgot to press the "Start" button.
<Presses "Start">
*manifests Quickened Energy Adaptation*
*manifests Quickened Biofeedback*
*manifests Quickened Defensive Precognition*
*manifests Quickened Mental Barrier*
*manifests Quickened Wall of Ectoplasm*
One can never be too prepared, yessss....
*stands back and waits for the fallout*
Check the Zombie and Bulmahnaut locales, I believe. None here. Yet.
lightweight.
I want to share with all of you, my faithful cultists, this momentous occasion.
For this marks my 10,000th post!!!
Congrats sir!
*sparkles*
If you spent less time making faux Lady Gaga and Justin Biever videos for Youtube and more time typing "mine" or "huzzah," you might get something done.
huzzah!
ayyup.
huzzah!
Huzzah!!
Ack! CF, did you put him in there for too long?!
I pressed '4' and 'hr'. That's 4 half rotations, right?
I want to share with all of you, my faithful cultists, this momentous occasion.
For this marks my 10,000th post!!!
Yay boss!!!
What are you going to do to celebrate?
Good idea, ulgulanoth! Fish sticks, fireworks, and Scrabble!
Excellent, I love Scrabble. I'll go first.
*looks at letters*: S J C K X R E O
Hmm....
*puts down SJECORX*
Sjecorx. The relentless stone horror that dwells in the deepest pits of N'bauglaunth on the Planescape of Yb'rrj. Yeeeeeessss.
How many points is that worth?
Do they not allow those anymore? Blast it. That does ruin much of the fun.
*Microwave explodes*
