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Silver Crusade

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Has anybody been noticing that the fish on these boards are multiplying?

I can do it with loaves too. *rimshot*


Celestial Healer wrote:

Has anybody been noticing that the fish on these boards are multiplying?

I can do it with loaves too. *rimshot*

The Poodles can do it with anything. And will. :)


I think the fishies have had some hamster DNA infused into them. It seems a little hamfishted to me, though.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

I think the fishies have had some hamster DNA infused into them. It seems a little hamfishted to me, though.

All of those fish sound too much like g~%#.

Silver Crusade

I've been informed that a football team comprised entirely of saints has made it to a game known as the "Soup or Bowl". I think it's delightful that our Celestial ways are gaining such popularity. We should have a party and distribute some inspirational pamphlets.


I also heard they're playing a team of horses. We should go smite them all to help the saints achieve VICTORY!!!

Dark Archive

Celestial Healer wrote:
I've been informed that a football team comprised entirely of saints has made it to a game known as the "Soup or Bowl". I think it's delightful that our Celestial ways are gaining such popularity. We should have a party and distribute some inspirational pamphlets.

Hmmm, not sure I can pull off a soup in a breadbowl... too soggy too quick. How about a chowder in a breadbowl?

{sees no sign of Angel Fish} A seafood chowder. With Goldfish crackers sprinkled on top.

Silver Crusade

Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I've been informed that a football team comprised entirely of saints has made it to a game known as the "Soup or Bowl". I think it's delightful that our Celestial ways are gaining such popularity. We should have a party and distribute some inspirational pamphlets.

Hmmm, not sure I can pull off a soup in a breadbowl... too soggy too quick. How about a chowder in a breadbowl?

{sees no sign of Angel Fish} A seafood chowder. With Goldfish crackers sprinkled on top.

That sounds delightful! I wholeheartedly approve of this event, which appears to consist of eating delicious soups.

Silver Crusade

Hmm. Our thread is hitting a lull. Maybe it's time for another game?


I found Jarts!

<Throws a Jart straight up>


Do you want to play a game, Professor Falken?

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

I found Jarts!

<Throws a Jart straight up>

Laughing so hard right now at work... Thank you >:0

It's a good thing we've got so many divine casters on this thread...


<Jart lands in Angel Fish's bowl>

Oh, that's going to leave a mark.

I'm glad I'm making you laugh.


whatever you're drinking, share! don't boggart it.

Silver Crusade

I think my stepmother's parents still have a set of Jarts (pre-ban). I seem to recall playing it at their house.

With these games, our thread will soon be bursting at the seams! We'll need more appetizers!

Silver Crusade

Still waiting for those appetizers.


Cajun fried froggie legs sounds good. Need to splash some red pepper flakes...

Silver Crusade

Urizen wrote:
Cajun fried froggie legs sounds good. Need to splash some red pepper flakes...

Mmm. Celestial Follower, we can we get frog legs?


I was on a scouting mission for my liege and there seemed like a smorgasbord of frogs out there in the pond. They were dormant for awhile, but I may have woken them. Perhaps if your follower casts a wide net.


<Opens up bag, 30 frogs start hopping around>

Aw darn it! They're all going for Angel Fish's bowl.

Silver Crusade

Well hurry up and cook them!


<Carries Angel Fish's bowl, still leaking from the Jart, over to the microwave>

OK Sparkle, make it so!


Celestial Follower wrote:

<Carries Angel Fish's bowl, still leaking from the Jart, over to the microwave>

OK Sparkle, make it so!

Keep the frogs away from me! Put me down! Put me down!

Silver Crusade

Should you be putting Angel Fish in the microwave?

Dark Archive

Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

<Carries Angel Fish's bowl, still leaking from the Jart, over to the microwave>

OK Sparkle, make it so!

Keep the frogs away from me! Put me down! Put me down!

{several hairy spiders with pipe cleaner halos gently remove frogs from bowl, dip them in tempura batter, sprinkles with Essense (BAM!) and then place them on cookie sheet}

Just let me switch from microwave to convection... there, it's cooking.

{notices Angel Fish freaking out from spiders} Hey, you feeling ok, AF? You're looking a little green.


<runs in>


<grabs a frog leg on the run-by>


<runs out>


What's that smell? What this about frogs? Aberrant creatures breathing water then growing legs and breathing air, unnatural.


Oh yeah, you're right. That doesn't smell good...

And I thought I heard Angel Fish yelling about something...

Silver Crusade

We have the worst luck with appetizers.


darts into thread and doesn't see a postcard on the ground.

Spoiler:
No postcards? Oh wait, they're Jacks. They'll never make it to the celestial realms. Duh!

darts out of the thread.


Here's some pizza rolls fresh from the oven! Those always turn out right.


Get the spiders out of my bowl!


*pops in and drops a postcard addressed to Urizen*

Spoiler:
60% off scalp massages at the "Mmm Brains" thread. Trained massage therapists will relieve anything that may be weighing on your mind. What have you got to lose? Except maybe your brain. Crap, I wasn't supposed to mention brains on this ad. Maybe he won't notice.

Bring a friend.

*heads back to Brains thread*

Silver Crusade

Angel Fish wrote:
Get the spiders out of my bowl!

Don't be a baby. They'll drown soon enough.

Hey, was that an undead that just ran through here?


<Looks up from Sudoku puzzle>

Yeah, someone should do something about those guys...

Now, I've got the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9. What goes in that last square?

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

<Looks up from Sudoku puzzle>

Yeah, someone should do something about those guys...

Now, I've got the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9. What goes in that last square?

A, of course.


Thanks boss.

<Scribbles in a Symbol of Pain>

I'll just leave this here and get to work on the new undead detection device, UDD for short.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

Thanks boss.

<Scribbles in a Symbol of Pain>

I'll just leave this here and get to work on the new undead detection device, UDD for short.

Okay, I'll just pick up where you left off.

...

GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

THE PAIN!!!!!!


Woah, did Zachary Smith just visit the Celestial realms?

Oh, it's just you boss. Yeah, those make my head hurt too.

Silver Crusade

No, that was just the gonorrhea.

Now let's see... What's next on this Soduko...

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

THE PAIN!!!!!!

WHO IN THE NINE HELLS PUT A SYMBOL OF PAIN ON THIS SUDOKU???!!!


I bet one of them sneaky devils got in here.

<Looks at Sudoku puzzle>

Hmm, I need to put a 4 there.

<Scribbles Symbol of Brown Note on the page>

Silver Crusade

No, I don't trust it. Angel Fish - look over this puzzle.

Dark Archive

"i wish to apply for a membership"
looking around hoping no-one notices the undead traits...

Silver Crusade

We have an application process.

1. You must answer a few questions:

What is your favorite Broadway musical?
Can you cook? Please provide a sample for tasting.
Do you know how to play Monopoly?
Can you teach us? Because I think Angel Fish has been cheating.
Or you, or have you ever been, a demon, devil, or fiend?

2. You must pass a brief interview with Angel Fish. He insisted upon this after the last time Celestial Follower let a black dragon join our ranks.

3. We attempt to Turn Undead on you. Just as a precaution.

What do you say?


Celestial Healer wrote:
No, I don't trust it. Angel Fish - look over this puzzle.

*Puzzle bursts into holy fire*

Problem solved.

Dark Archive

Celestial Healer wrote:

We have an application process.

1. You must answer a few questions:

What is your favorite Broadway musical?
Can you cook? Please provide a sample for tasting.
Do you know how to play Monopoly?
Can you teach us? Because I think Angel Fish has been cheating.
Or you, or have you ever been, a demon, devil, or fiend?

2. You must pass a brief interview with Angel Fish. He insisted upon this after the last time Celestial Follower let a black dragon join our ranks.

3. We attempt to Turn Undead on you. Just as a precaution.

What do you say?

1. musical? erm... next question

yes i can cook, here have a mouse stick, its tasty
yes i know how to play monopoly
yes i can teach you
no... not a demon, devil or fiend

2. erm... he said i pass

3. i rather not...


*Brushes aside ashes of Sudoku puzzle*
Well, that's over with. Hey, do we have a new member? Interview time!

Dark Archive

erm... ok...

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