Be sure to get some sodas while you're out.Oof. Thanks for getting me out of the pit. I sure wish my do-it-yourself wing grafts would have taken. Anyway, I'm off to the store.
<Defenestrates self>
But no Sprite! I don't want a repeat of that fiasco with the fey.
<crashes in thorugh a different window>
OK. I got a case of pizza rolls and a bunch of generic sodas. We've got lemon-lime, lime-lemon, lemon-avocado, avocado-lemon, lime-lime, asparagus-zucchini, pineapple-coconut, and peach.
Enjoy!
Excellent choice! I would stay away from the asparagus-zucchini soda, though.
Yeah, that shit tastes like f~%+ing shit!
But no Sprite! I don't want a repeat of that fiasco with the fey.Be sure to get some sodas while you're out.Oof. Thanks for getting me out of the pit. I sure wish my do-it-yourself wing grafts would have taken. Anyway, I'm off to the store.
<Defenestrates self>
*Sends flying out of window*
Stupid alphabet...
I've never heard those words.
Gish you, mothergisher!
The gishing fish taught me that gish.
Speaking of which, the first batch is out of the oven!
The gishing fish taught me that gish.
WHAT? I never--
Oh, right. That was the day CF made angel cake.
The Turnips need aa sauce; something caliente.
Well then you can:
Boil
broil
bake
steam
grill
pan fry
deep fry
flash fry
saute
fricasse
parboil
dehydrate
rehydrate
toast
roast
or
eat em raw.
you can:
peel
chop
slice
jelliene
smash
mash
crush
half
quarter and so on
chip
shred
or leave it whole.
you can add
herbs
sauces
rubs
salts
grains
vegetables
meats
fish
dairy and dont get me started on cheese :)
legumes
nuts
seeds
berries
succulents
accents
vinegars
alchohols
mushrooms and other fungi
leaves
roots
tubers
and that is just off the very top of my horns. The trick is how much and which combination.
microwave is a dirty word!
microwave is a dirty word!Especially if you've seen the one we have around here...
F@+~ yeah. I won't even touch that f&%@ing gish.
OK. I made Julienne Turnips a L'Orange Au Jus.
Bon appetit!
I've never had either one, so it sounds good to me.
I've never had either one, so it sounds good to me.What? Pot and luck?
Precisely.
Do you realize how much it hurts to fall off a cloud?
Gravity sucks!
Seriously. It's the only thing that keeps me from flying.Do you realize how much it hurts to fall off a cloud?
Gravity sucks!
*Floats over CH's head*
OK, boss, but I've nev...erk...
*POOF*
I could have sworn I'd killed you before.
Here is some freshly prepared sushi. It's Akami...
*POOF*
Delicious!
*takes a piece and puts another piece in Angel Fish's bowl*
His waters getting filthy... cleanliness, godliness, yada-yada.
Wait-? Is that a miniature BP oil rig in his bowl?!
He's an enterprising little guy.His waters getting filthy... cleanliness, godliness, yada-yada.
Wait-? Is that a miniature BP oil rig in his bowl?!
Hopefully the murky water isn't an oil leak... or any other leak. {flips through Everybody Poops looking for the section about fishies}
*Phew*
He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.
I thought you could spontaneously cast Cure spells.*Phew*
He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.
The last of them were used up this morning.
And somebody tell Shanky to get this oil rig out of my fishbowl before--*Rig bursts*
F$&@&$@&$@&&$@&&$@&$@&$@&@$@$&& amp;&$@@&$$K!!!!
Now I'll get f&@@ all out of my f~*~ing stock. Here ya go, you can wipe your ass with it now.
I thought you could spontaneously cast Cure spells.*Phew*
He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.
It turns out I accidentally ended up with a wand of Cure Light in...well...it was an accident. I don't have it anymore.
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It turns out I accidentally ended up with a wand of Cure Light in...well...it was an accident. I don't have it anymore.I thought you could spontaneously cast Cure spells.*Phew*
He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.
You puzzle me, CF. That time you commanded an undead really had me thrown, too...
You mean that zombie I told to eat the heretic's brain? Or the puppy ghoul? They'll listen to anyone. I miss Tatters...
Whoa! I didn't know I could summon undead!
Um, could you kindly gnaw on that heretic's brain.
<Points in a random direction>