*sighs*
This always seems to happen...
*dies*
*sighs*
This always seems to happen...
*dies*
Heads over to dead hippeh and urinates on his corpse. Scratches the ground behind him as he walks back to hump on CH some more
<Grabs rolled up newspaper>
Bad Bi-Polar Happy Poodle!
Whap!
Sorry, I've been gone so long. I went to the attic to find Chutes and Ladders, and I found this.
<Holds up a flaming sword>
I'll just put it into the fireplace.
<Notices Cosmopoly game>
Can I join in? I'd like the Celestial Battleship if that's not taken.
Here Celestial Healer, none of the good-hearted country folk will accept this from me... {takes blue-steeled shotgun with ivory inlays and petrified redwood stock and... drives it barrel-first through a keg of PBR}
There! You can be the guardian of Ol' Retribution (a +3 Hippeh-Disrupting Shotgun with Ever-reloading Cold Iron Shot)!
yada-yada-yada
{hangs Pine Air-Freshener (to counteract the stench of patchouli) from the shotgun butt}
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<Grabs rolled up newspaper>
Bad Bi-Polar Happy Poodle!
Whap!
Sorry, I've been gone so long. I went to the attic to find Chutes and Ladders, and I found this.
<Holds up a flaming sword>
I'll just put it into the fireplace.
<Notices Cosmopoly game>
Can I join in? I'd like the Celestial Battleship if that's not taken.
The game pieces in this game are core deities. If you're feeling particularly Celestial, no one has taken Heironeous yet...
And welcome back! We've missed you.
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Here Celestial Healer, none of the good-hearted country folk will accept this from me... {takes blue-steeled shotgun with ivory inlays and petrified redwood stock and... drives it barrel-first through a keg of PBR}
There! You can be the guardian of Ol' Retribution (a +3 Hippeh-Disrupting Shotgun with Ever-reloading Cold Iron Shot)!
yada-yada-yada
{hangs Pine Air-Freshener (to counteract the stench of patchouli) from the shotgun butt}
How embarassing. I feel like we all have been in that situation where we act differently around two different groups of friends, and then there is that awkward moment where the two groups of friends meet.
Ol'Retribution will be better appreciated on the Untitled thread...
<Grabs rolled up newspaper>
Bad Bi-Polar Happy Poodle!
Whap!
Sorry, I've been gone so long. I went to the attic to find Chutes and Ladders, and I found this.
<Holds up a flaming sword>
I'll just put it into the fireplace.
<Notices Cosmopoly game>
Can I join in? I'd like the Celestial Battleship if that's not taken.
The game pieces in this game are core deities. If you're feeling particularly Celestial, no one has taken Heironeous yet...
And welcome back! We've missed you.
Thanks! I missed everyone here too.
<Looks under the table>
Here's a Pholtus game piece. Must have been from one of the expansions. I'll use that one.
<Grabs rolled up newspaper>
Bad Bi-Polar Happy Poodle!
Whap!
GRRRRR!
How embarassing. I feel like we all have been in that situation where we act differently around two different groups of friends, and then there is that awkward moment where the two groups of friends meet.
Ol'Retribution will be better appreciated on the Untitled thread...
It's OK. How awkward do you think it was for me to deliver an anti-hippeh weapon, being 3/8's hippeh on my mother's side?
I was told it was supposed to be Lesson in Humility for me, or some such thing, but really... I'm above such things! Besides, I think the weapon delivery was part of the pot when A Higher Power That Be went "all in" in that Celestial Poker Match and lost to Loki. I mean, who else is going to get 5-of-a-kind?
GRRRRR!<Grabs rolled up newspaper>
Bad Bi-Polar Happy Poodle!
Whap!
That has to be the oddest form of rabies I've ever seen.
<Hides in Celestial Ford Pinto>
Hmmm...That has to be the oddest form of rabies I've ever seen.
<Hides in Celestial Ford Pinto>
- I hope CF is highly fire resistant.
- I also hope that Celestial Ford Pinto does not also have the Chevy Corvair template.
Still, it's safer than hiding in a Trabbi.
GRRRRR!<Grabs rolled up newspaper>
Bad Bi-Polar Happy Poodle!
Whap!
That has to be the oddest form of rabies I've ever seen.
<Hides in Celestial Ford Pinto>
*Humps Celestial Ford Pinto*
Owoooo!
<Shouts from Celestial Ford Pinto>
It might be my turn, but I'm waiting for the scary rabid dog to go away. Anybody got a baseball bat?
How about a rolled up newspaper? It's not a Sunday edition, but it should still do the trick. Here you go...<Shouts from Celestial Ford Pinto>
It might be my turn, but I'm waiting for the scary rabid dog to go away. Anybody got a baseball bat?
I tried that. It only made him angrier.
Poodles can't read, you dummies!
GRRRRR!
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I tried that. It only made him angrier.How about a rolled up newspaper? It's not a Sunday edition, but it should still do the trick. Here you go...<Shouts from Celestial Ford Pinto>
It might be my turn, but I'm waiting for the scary rabid dog to go away. Anybody got a baseball bat?
Did you try mood stabilizers?
*Flies into thread, tries to pull shotgun out of barrel of PBR*
C'mn, that was good beer!And I want the shotgun...
Did you try mood stabilizers?I tried that. It only made him angrier.How about a rolled up newspaper? It's not a Sunday edition, but it should still do the trick. Here you go...<Shouts from Celestial Ford Pinto>
It might be my turn, but I'm waiting for the scary rabid dog to go away. Anybody got a baseball bat?
<Rolls down the window quickly, throws some Xanax on the ground, and rolls the window up>
I hope that works!
Rips meds package to shreds, swallowing several.
Grrr?
Looks up at strange car. Prances over to CH and starts humping his leg.
Yap!
WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING IN THE POODLE THREAD??? GO AWAY!!!
Sad, puppy eyes
WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING IN THE POODLE THREAD??? GO AWAY!!!Sad, puppy eyes
<Cautiously gets out of the CFP>
Awwww! Poor little doggy. Can we keep him? Huh? Can we? Angel Fish will take good care of him. He promises.
WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING IN THE POODLE THREAD??? GO AWAY!!!Sad, puppy eyes<Cautiously gets out of the CFP>
Awwww! Poor little doggy. Can we keep him? Huh? Can we? Angel Fish will take good care of him. He promises.
piddles with excitement
I'm back!
Wow, that was a fun vacation. No poodles or Jacks or demons or slaadi for miles around. But now I'm back.
...I still can't believe I got assigned to this good-forsaken place. Stupid fellow celestials, with their 'anonymous votes'.
Welcome back Angel Fish! I think it's your turn for Cosmolopoly.
Okay...*rolls*
Hey, Chance for once! And I get...."Go to Comm--" That's it, I'm leaving. I'll go work on my Hero campaign.
Uh, did he not notice that there was actually money on Community Chest?
I pick Celestial Kamchatka.
How do we start redeeming the other cults?
Flagging their posts? That always works.
I think it's Angel Fish's turn to pick a country.
This one seems to be the most closely aligned. It should be an easy sell.
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This one seems to be the most closely aligned. It should be an easy sell.
Erm, I thought the initial assumption was that this cult is already redeemed...
This one seems to be the most closely aligned. It should be an easy sell.Erm, I thought the initial assumption was that this cult is already redeemed...
I was trying for something easy. How about the slaad thread? You could make an impression by getting rid of some of the poodle infiltrators.
So here's the plan. I say we start proselyt... prosle... prosyl...
We go to other threads and hand out pamphlets and tell them why they should convert to our cult. The slaadi seem like good choices, as do the undead, the jacks, and poodles.
I call "not it" on the poodles.
I'm back. And as for hurting the poodles, no. they are morally superior to the slaadi. Anyways, the slaadi or more of a threat (being chaotic, they might forget how great our parties are). Also, we were favorably greeted by the badgers. Just thought you should know.
I'll take the poodles, but first I need a nap. Dimensional travel is exhausting...
*is found floating in AF's fish bowl*
I wouldn't we would forget the parties you threw, we just may not go to them. And the Jack's only need a few kegs before they start to forget things...
We go to other threads and hand out pamphlets and tell them why they should convert to our cult. The slaadi seem like good choices...
...as for hurting the poodles, no. they are morally superior to the slaadi. Anyways, the slaadi or more of a threat (being chaotic, they might forget how great our parties are)....
Threat, us? {blushes} Why thank you. As for the morals thing, I should probably point out that the slaadi, poodles, and Jacks are in a three-way race... to the bottom. And Sebastian has such a huge lead, I'm not sure when we can catch up.