The truths continue to pile up here.
TD--heh, heh.
Has your wife seen the one about the Asian wife who kills her Anglo husband? Man, after that episode, I really started giving the wife a hard time whenever she brought up my online friends. "Why are you so worried? Afraid my online friends would have my murder investigated?" and so forth.
You are embarrassed to admit how much time you spend on Paizo to your therapist.
I don't have a therapist (but I'm thinking maybe I should). I get embarrassed any time the issue of how much MONEY I spend with Paizo comes up with anyone else I know. Does that count? I blush and say "More than I'd like to say."
You keep thinking "Well, I'm not as much of a nerd as all that..." to which your cthulhu mythos conscience of choice rolls its many eyes.
Your therapist is on the boards, and it's getting to where you're just paying to talk about Paizo with her/him, rather than talk about your "issues."
You pay working girls to play PF with you.
cthulhu mythos conscience
It feels like that should be a misnomer... Its hard to wrap one's mind around, almost. as if...
It's a NON-EUCLIDEAN concept!!!
cthulhu mythos conscienceIt feels like that should be a misnomer... Its hard to wrap one's mind around, almost. as if...
It's a NON-EUCLIDEAN concept!!!
San Check 20/20.
You may be a Paizo nerd if… you start to worry that your obscure lovecraftian larp references might actually be understood by some one else
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On a daily basis, you ask your postman: "I'm expecting a big envelope or pack, any news?"
When you start saying "You know, I read something funny..." and your fiancée completes the sentence "...on the Paizo messageboards, right?".
When you realize your players start laughing right before you quote for the thousand time at the game table Erik Mona or James Jacobs for something cool they wrote in an editorial.
When your fiancée says "No, we're NOT going to stop at Paizo headquarters when this summer we take a trip to the US. We are going to California!"
When you shout "PAIZOOOOOOO!" whenever you receive your subscription. Yes, I do. It's become quite a private joke for my gaming group. ^_^
On a daily basis, you ask your postman: "I'm expecting a big envelope or pack, any news?"
Oo ... who told you?
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So, where did I put this blasted key?
Your therapist is on the boards, and it's getting to where you're just paying to talk about Paizo with her/him, rather than talk about your "issues."You pay working girls to play PF with you.
That's nothing. CourtFool pays them to play Hero with him. ;)
CourtFool pays them to play Hero with him.
Spanish Inquisition'd!
That's nothing. CourtFool pays them to play Hero with him. ;)Your therapist is on the boards, and it's getting to where you're just paying to talk about Paizo with her/him, rather than talk about your "issues."You pay working girls to play PF with you.
The sick, twisted freak ;-p
I'm sure that costs extra.
All this talk of your spouse referring to 'your paizo friends'. What if your spouse has become one of your paizo friends?
err...ummm...you're both Paizo nerds? Do you communicate more with each other thru the boards than face to face?
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All this talk of your spouse referring to 'your paizo friends'. What if your spouse has become one of your paizo friends?err...ummm...you're both Paizo nerds? Do you communicate more with each other thru the boards than face to face?
Are there yet any cases in which two Paizo friends has become someone's spouse? If not, it's only a matter of time.
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You are shocked when people turn out to not look like their avatar. Yes Derek, I mean you.
That's weird, I picked the avatar I thought looked most like me. Sure, the avatar isn't wearing a cowboy had, nor is it nearly sexy enough, but...
And you still haven't indicated (here or on Facebook), what, exactly, you expected me to look like...
;)
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On a daily basis, you ask your postman: "I'm expecting a big envelope or pack, any news?"
When you start saying "You know, I read something funny..." and your fiancée completes the sentence "...on the Paizo messageboards, right?".
My girlfriend always tells me "Just do one of those houserule thingies. They're not going to change anything in the rules just because you post a thousand times about it!"
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err...ummm...you're both Paizo nerds? Do you communicate more with each other thru the boards than face to face?
We both do play by posts, and there are a lot of times where we will be sitting on our computers right next to each other typing quietly even if we are in the same one and our characters are chatting, yeah.
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My girlfriend always tells me "Just do one of those houserule thingies. They're not going to change anything in the rules just because you post a thousand times about it!"
That is awesome and hilarious!
My wife always asks me if I won when I play. I usually tell her yes.
My wife always asks me if I won when I play. I usually tell her yes.
I knew you were a gamist!
If you bought a t-shirt from a Greek restaurant because its logo combined an octopus with the evil eye.
...Cosmo is suprised when you call with a real problem instead of calling to chat and see how everyone is doing.
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Are there yet any cases in which two Paizo friends has become someone's spouse? If not, it's only a matter of time.All this talk of your spouse referring to 'your paizo friends'. What if your spouse has become one of your paizo friends?err...ummm...you're both Paizo nerds? Do you communicate more with each other thru the boards than face to face?
See the wife and I almost fit that descriptor, but we were together before we found Paizo.
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Being "talked to" by co-workers about your habits reading the boards at work. Followed a day later by them dropping the subject after you remind them about certain antics at Christmas parties in the past, and comparing the two issues.
Being able to read the boards at work: Great!
Having co-workers by the short hairs: Priceless!
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You are shocked when people turn out to not look like their avatar. Yes Derek, I mean you.That's weird, I picked the avatar I thought looked most like me. Sure, the avatar isn't wearing a cowboy had, nor is it nearly sexy enough, but...
And you still haven't indicated (here or on Facebook), what, exactly, you expected me to look like...
;)
Less cowboy, more preppie. More like your avatar. Maybe little slim shady mixed in.
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My girlfriend always tells me "Just do one of those houserule thingies. They're not going to change anything in the rules just because you post a thousand times about it!"That is awesome and hilarious!
My wife always asks me if I won when I play. I usually tell her yes.
My answer is usually, I'm the DM. I always win.
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Less cowboy, more preppie. More like your avatar. Maybe little slim shady mixed in.You are shocked when people turn out to not look like their avatar. Yes Derek, I mean you.That's weird, I picked the avatar I thought looked most like me. Sure, the avatar isn't wearing a cowboy had, nor is it nearly sexy enough, but...
And you still haven't indicated (here or on Facebook), what, exactly, you expected me to look like...
;)
If it makes you feel better, N.W.A. was playing in the background when my profile epic on Facebook was taken (which was after a Godsmack concert).
My style of dress is a bit more rockabilly than anything, I guess. My musical taste is all over the map, though.
;)
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Less cowboy, more preppie. More like your avatar. Maybe little slim shady mixed in.You are shocked when people turn out to not look like their avatar. Yes Derek, I mean you.That's weird, I picked the avatar I thought looked most like me. Sure, the avatar isn't wearing a cowboy had, nor is it nearly sexy enough, but...
And you still haven't indicated (here or on Facebook), what, exactly, you expected me to look like...
;)
If it makes you feel better, N.W.A. was playing in the background when my profile epic on Facebook was taken (which was after a Godsmack concert).
;)
That does make me feel better. I also tried to pick an avatar that looked like myself, but only because my wife told me I couldn't use any of the sexy female ones. ;p
I look just like my Avatar! Honest! ~nods~ Yep!
One of your players makes some comment about some computer game being a better rpg than Pathfinder and you comment on his status to tell him to roll up a new character cause he's gonna need it.
Was it Zork?
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One of your players makes some comment about some computer game being a better rpg than Pathfinder and you comment on his status to tell him to roll up a new character cause he's gonna need it.Was it Zork?
Legend of the Dragon, an old PS1 "rpg."
Edit: Th same guy hates rolling up characters, but somehow always manages to die in my campaigns.
...you think a THREAD about tentacles, that has reached 847 posts, is funny and you might still have something interesting to add to it.
You worked real hard to get to the top of Sebastian's Enemies list.
That's actually pretty easy. ;-)
After college and prison, if I never eat ramen noodles again, it'll be too soon...Ramen...greatest food on the planet. If, you don't have to live on the stuff.I lived on it for almost two yars, I am currently working on a book entitled 356 Ways to cook Ramen.
Ramen noodles...cruel and unusual punishment if I've ever seen it!
Do they really feed those to folks in prison? There is no nutritional value...
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You write weekly store blogs and while you are writing them, you think about various people on the messageboards and how they might respond. You also love to drop little inside jokes gleaned from said messageboards into your blogs. You find yourself talking about people on the messageboards over dinner with Vic, and they feel like real people, even though you have met almost none of them.
-Lisa
You find yourself talking about people on the messageboards over dinner with Vic, and they feel like real people, even though you have met almost none of them.
Crap... GUILTY. Thanks Lisa, way to toss that one out there! Just when I thought I was not-guilty too. Though not with Vic, just our gaming group in general.
Even better... you start comparing people in your gaming group with people on the boards and vice-versa.
