... Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.COUGHslutCOUGH
*Grabs MGSTP*
Okay MGSTP, you are so neutered(or spayed, could never tell what gender your are). Het! Dwarf Cook? You got any rusty staek knives I can use?*knocks out MGSTP, and begins surgery*
This will teach you to talk about my mom like that...
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.
Boy, you know what the penalty for impersonating me is?
Hmmm, I haven't gone on a hunting trip in a while...
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.Boy, you know what the penalty for impersonating me is?
Hmmm, I haven't gone on a hunting trip in a while...
I'll be the targeted quail for you to be *hunting*
I love the smell of chaos in the morning, it smells li- URK! {knocked unconscious by meteorite of old lady candy}
{finishes washing traces of old lady candy off fingers} Out damn spot!
Okay MGSTP, you are so neutered(or spayed, could never tell what gender your are). Het! Dwarf Cook? You got any rusty staek knives I can use?
*knocks out MGSTP, and begins surgery*This will teach you to talk about my mom like that...
Be careful dear nephew, he's carrying one of Egg Slaad's eggs.
I'll be the targeted quail for you to be *hunting*Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.Boy, you know what the penalty for impersonating me is?
Hmmm, I haven't gone on a hunting trip in a while...
Son, you're too darned valuable to go hunting with me. We need you to get up to Quebec and turn it into a paved parking lot while you're looking for those WMDs that Teter fella from the CIA gave us the tip on...
Be careful dear nephew, he's carrying one of Egg Slaad's eggs.
I will be sure to put it back in if I find it, possible someplace a bit more unpleasant for MGSTP...
*Continues surgery*
You'll have to have an...interview...with President Moorluck. Bring the librarian outfit.I like take-charge badgers. {starts slowly stripping off sexy adventureress outfit} Oh darn, I forgot the librarian outfit at home {still stripping} I guess I didn't bring anything to wear for the... "interview." Will that be ok?
Look, bub, I hire the sexy librarians around here. President Moorluck is too busy for all that...Now boys, lets not argue {rolls dice, makes Save vs. Monty Python quote}. Besides, you can both help me "prep" for my interview with President Moorluck.
No thats not ok, your interview is now with me! As first Lady Supreme I declare you first put on some clothes!
Next you may be the librarian. But if I catch you near to my husband, i'll feed you to Dargentum!!!
*Walks in and looks around*
I think this place could use some more slaads.
Ahem...
We DO have a flag. It's that skimpy pair of lace panties hanging from the pole over there.
:sheesh:
Now get out of my kitchen!
Today's menu:
We begin with a large helping of caesar slaad, drizzled with ranch dretchling. Then the main course is served, a full rack of poodle ribs marinaded in barbecue jack sauce and slow roasted in our wood-fired oven. Served with garlic potatoes and corn on the cob. Finally desert will be a crème brûlée prepared fired by our secretary of defense himself.
Sounds good! as for the little twit who thinks he can invade The good ol' U.S. of Paizonia, I want his home reduced to a "Ground Zero Ocean" by morning!
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.
Lord Secretary of Kicking A**!! Shoot this decrepit old fart for daring to impersonate our VP!
{tunnels up from underground} Ha ha, Colonel Hogan, eat your heart out!
{sticks Poodle Lord flag in the ground} Yes!, more Poodle territory... enough room to piddle and leave mines for all Free Poodles!
You can claim whatever you like, but that don't make it true!
Dargentum! sic 'em boy!
(for some reason it comes out sounding like "Chopper! sic balz!"
Huh, OTD when did this happen? Who messed with my hookers and blow?
Lady Solnes?
C'mere boy. Let me talk to you fer a sec'.
*whips out his Magic SAW gun*
BADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!!!!
*unloads 100 rounds into the scrawny elf*
Thats all I had to say.
Huh, OTD when did this happen? Who messed with my hookers and blow?
Have you poked around the OTD boards? WAY more hookers and blow here than in those stuffy "Website Feedback" threads!
WOOHOO!!!!
*shoots a Barrett 82 off into the air*
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32
|
Huh, OTD when did this happen? Who messed with my hookers and blow?Have you poked around the OTD boards? WAY more hookers and blow here than in those stuffy "Website Feedback" threads!
WOOHOO!!!!
*shoots a Barrett 82 off into the air*
You can send some of those Hookers into my Office. I need to work on some Foreign Policy and need some sounding boards...
Jonis VP HD in festivities.
*Fires Taurus 608 into air*
I'm confused.
Aren't you immune to that?
*Walks in and looks around*
I think this place could use some more slaads.
Ayup
I'm so high right now.
I'm so high right now.
Wanna go huntin'?
I'm so high right now.Wanna go huntin'?
You smell like my grandpa.
I don't smell like that!
You smell like my grandpa.I'm so high right now.Wanna go huntin'?
Your grandpa smells like hookers, 25 year old Scotch and win?
Your grandpa smells like hookers, 25 year old Scotch and win?You smell like my grandpa.I'm so high right now.Wanna go huntin'?
No. Like Preparation H, stale aftershave, and pee.
No. Like Preparation H, stale aftershave, and pee.Your grandpa smells like hookers, 25 year old Scotch and win?You smell like my grandpa.I'm so high right now.Wanna go huntin'?
Well, then he doesn't smell like me, ya dang hippeh!
I have to get Moorluck to sign another one of those executive order thingies. Anyone who smells like pot and patchouli must be shot on sight!
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.Lord Secretary of Kicking A**!! Shoot this decrepit old fart for daring to impersonate our VP!
Bang!
Crap! He won't die! I think he's a lich!
Once this thread moved to Off-Topic, all the freaks came out.Lord Secretary of Kicking A**!! Shoot this decrepit old fart for daring to impersonate our VP!Bang!
Crap! He won't die! I think he's a lich!
I am the real deal. I'm pretty sure I was on these Off-Topic boards before your lame "VP".
I assure you, my phylactery/pacemaker is well guarded.
Ahhh... Meester Cheney!
S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!
Ahhh... Meester Cheney!
S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!
You're trying to poison a guy who eats fertilizer right out of the bag...
You're trying to poison a guy who eats fertilizer right out of the bag...Ahhh... Meester Cheney!
S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!
It *is* POODLE noodle soup...
Wow, this thread has gotten so long that the sheer weight of it has sunk it down to the bottom of the page in the Off-Topic section...
It *is* POODLE noodle soup...You're trying to poison a guy who eats fertilizer right out of the bag...Ahhh... Meester Cheney!
S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!
Well, that might be too good to pass up.
Cut that s@%$ out!!!
S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!
*Pees on the french guy*
S'il vous plait, try some of our poodle noodle soup! It is fantastique and is sure to keep you up for all those hunting treeps!*Pees on the french guy*
Grabs a jar. "Ahh... the marinade for the Slaad's order!"
