I'm Chuck Norris, and I don't approve of Ben Affleck.
Of course you don't, darling.
{stealthily moves about the compound, looking for a way out}
{stops and hides in an alcove as one of the ladies-in-waiting come down the hall}
{creeps into the kitchen, the smell of the stew is too powerful and he rushes to grab some bread and starts eating}
'Allo! What is zis? Some poor beggar has wandered into my kitchon!!
Away with you beggar! Zis is not for you! Ze soup kitchon is down ze stairs and to ze left!
~bonks Hugh on the nose~
OW!
{runs off back into the hallway, smack into Solnes' personal guards who pick him up and haul him back to his 'room'}
Noooo! Don't take me back! I don't want to gooooooooo....
Silly Australians!
Time to get back to the Jack Stew!
~grabs ingredients and herbs~
A little whiskey! Some hair of ze dog!
A dash of ze ego of a villain!
Oh, and not to forget, ze meat from a deadly pirate-ninja killed by a poodle!
The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
Even though I know - I suppose Ill show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Now Im naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want, I want to change
And what have you got when you feel the same
Even though I know - I suppose Ill show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Tell me Im the only one
Tell me theres no other one
Jesus was an only son
Tell me Im the chosen one
Jesus was an only son for you
Even though I know - I suppose Ill show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage Im still just a rat in a cage
Tell me Im the only one