But Potato gingerly dances backwards and in high heels.
I dance clumsily at an obtuse angle while wearing shoes that point my toes upward.
I attended the Elaine Benes School of Modern Dance, but everyones lessons ended when I had to egg her. Sadly, the larvae inherited none of her dancing skill.
I CAN DANCE IF I WANT TO
I CAN LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Potato Paizo wgah'nagl fhtagn.
I CAN DANCE IF I WANT TO
I CAN LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND
Because your friends don't dance
And they make you wear pantsAnd mixed up your kiwi and lime
UNIT DESIGNATED POTATO SLAAD REQUIRES A TISSUE
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I CAN DANCE IF I WANT TO
I CAN LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHINDBecause your friends don't dance
And they make you wear pants
And mixed up your kiwi and lime
WHICH MAKES THIS UNIT UPSET. THEY ARE BOTH FLIGHTLESS, BUT A KIWI HAS FEATHERS.
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WHICH MAKES THIS UNIT UPSET. THEY ARE BOTH FLIGHTLESS, BUT A KIWI HAS FEATHERS.
Kiwis, like penguins and ostriches and poodles, aren't flightless. They simply lack the ability to fly under their own power. {loads another ostrich into the trebuchet and fires it at the Jack's Clubhouse}
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<Fires lime at Ambrosia Slaad from chest-mounted lime cannon>
CATCH
This is the best thread ever.
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<Fires lime at Ambrosia Slaad from chest-mounted lime cannon>
CATCH
{catches lime in the coconut, drinks them both up}
When the six pens align the Moose will sing the song of the Juicer.
IA! IA! HG6yl0^b1_#]dfbv
Bumhug.
Slipping on thin ice can be chaotic, but I prefer tap-dancing on land mines.
Why does my right arm hurt?
UNIT DESIGNATED SPICY NACHO SLAAD REQUIRES MEDICAL ATTENTION
*jabs Spicy with healing shiv*
I knew picking that up was a good deal, yeeesssss.
*jabs Spicy with healing shiv*
I knew picking that up was a good deal, yeeesssss.
Put a Slaad in me, I'm done!
Runs around the thread screaming nonsense
YEEEEEAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Already went. Back now.
Eggs Gentleman Nurn for old times sake
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{eggs self for Old Milwaukee's sake}
<Puts rice-shaped eggs in chest cavity for sake>
*dances*
<Puts rice-shaped eggs in chest cavity for sake>
Mmmm, I haven't had good sake in eons. *drizzles Spicy Nacho Yolk over glass*
Mmm. Sake.
*eats sake, glass and all*
*sprays Zom-B-Away around the thread*
No, no. He's my bud. We help each other out sometimes.
I'll be sneezing all day now. I'm allergic to whatever's in Zom-B-Away and it never works anyway, nnnooooo.
WHAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!
*a fiendish goldfish, a spatula, a shrunken head, and a bowl of petunias pop into existence*
Can we egg the zombie?
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WHAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!
*a fiendish goldfish, a spatula, a shrunken head, and a bowl of petunias pop into existence*
Oh no, not again.
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Can we egg the zombie?
Sure! Let's TP him too!
PETUNIAS ARE MY SEVENTH FAVORITE FLOWER
PETUNIAS ARE MY SEVENTH FAVORITE FLOWER
Ranking your favorite flowers sounds lawful to me.
Not me, my top 10 favorite flowers consist of (in no particular order):
Chrysanthemums
Orchids
Daffodils
Corn starch
Sunflowers
1 Tbs olive oil
Crabgrass
Poison ivy
Dirt
Eggs Benedict
Brandon Flowers
Despair
The collected works of Strawberry Alarmclock
3 cups all-purpose flour
That's a much more suitable list for a slaad.
THIS UNIT IS NOT A SLAAD. OTHERWISE THIS UNIT WOULD BE DESIGNATED D0R1T0 SLAAD
THIS UNIT ALSO DOES NOT HAVE A SPECIFIC RANKING FOR FLOWERS
Eggs Benedict
I liked him better as Faceman than Starbuck.
THIS UNIT IS NOT A SLAAD. OTHERWISE THIS UNIT WOULD BE DESIGNATED D0R1T0 SLAAD
I like you better in Kewl Raunch than your Nacho Fez flavor.
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Awww, did you miss me?
I know I did!
*throws a can of lima beans up in the air in celebration*
<Spews cheese dust>
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Yes I did. I won't do it a second time.
*reloads crossbow*
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That's how I got my sticks the first time. Teehee.
THIS UNIT WAS NOT GOING TO QUERY
What?
What?