Whew! That was close!
*eats a rutabaga taco*
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
BY DEFINITION IT CANNOT BE
This is the best thread ever.
BELAY TERMINATION COMMAND
A SEARCH OF THIS UNIT'S MEMORY BANKS REVEALS THAT UNIT DESIGNATED MACARONI SLAAD EXCLAIMED "Rutabega!" WHILE UNIT DESIGNATED POTATO SLAAD EXCLAIMED "Rutabagas!" CLEARLY THERE IS NO CHAOS VIOLATION. HAVE A PLEASANT DAY.
HEH. HEH. HEH. VIOLATION.
Oh, when did we get one of those?
I was randomly ordering golems out of a catalogue, so maybe that was it.
Or maybe the golem was sent to us capriciously from the manufacturer. That would be pretty chaotic.
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Never look a gift shoggoth in the obverse orifice, I say, yeeesssss.
QUERY: WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?
A zebra sacrificed on a chessboard?
Mmmmmm.....chess board
THIS UNIT PREFERS GO OR CANDYLAND
Yo soy un berlines.
THEY HAVE DEVELOPED MEDICATION FOR YOUR CONDITION, UNIT DESIGNATED MACARONI SLAAD
Me niego a su intento de pacificarme.
YO LA TENGO
Yo soy un berlines.
Ich bin ein berliner?
Si, en espanol.
I could use a donut.
DONUTS REQUIRE MORE RIGHT ANGLES
I found this donut. It is made up of 7 right angles. I picked it up in a bakery in Leng.
Damn, I haven't had a Leng cheesesteak in ages.
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I HAVE A NON-EUCLIDEAN AETHERIC TRANSPORT OMNIVEHICLE
Goo goo g'joob! Is it yellow and submersible?
Dor1to needs to stop being obtuse.
But he's so acute when he's being obtuse, right?
You get my angle.
THE TRAINGLE SHAPES COMPRISING THIS UNIT'S COMPONENTS RENDER IT IMPOSSIBLE TO BE FULLY OBTUSE
ALSO WHILE THE N.E.A.T.O. IS SUBMERSIBLE IT IS ORANGE RATHER THAN YELLOW
MY APOLOGIES IF THAT VIOLATES ANY AESTHETIC CODE
Strawberries!!
I need to make a stop in Ulthar and pick up someone while we're there.
*picks up Potato Slaad*
*drops Potato Slaad*
I don't know, Nurn. I don't see what all the fuss is about.
{pays closer attention to Potato Slaad} He's a Someone? I always thought they were imaginary, like "Not Me" or Harvey or Illuminati Grumpy Cat. Wow! A real live Someone!
Harvey is real. I got his autograph, yeeesssss.
Vegetables are theoretically nonsensical!
THE ONLY NONSENSICAL VEGETABLES ARE THOSE THAT ARE ACTUALLY FRUIT. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT.
Kick the what's in the training statement every yes.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
HAPPINESS IS A WARM SOLDERING IRON
Other discords return at warning the ocean to be.
HONK HONK
*slides out of thread on banana skates*
QUERY: WHY DID THE COOKIE GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
QUERY: WHY DID THE COOKIE GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
BECAUSE EGG. THAT'S WHY.
Start spreading the news
I am leaving today
I want to be a part of it
New York, New York
These vagabond shoes
They are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it
New York, New York
I want to wake up in that city
That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap
My little town blues
They are melting away
I gonna make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York
New York, New York
I want to wake up in that city
That never sleeps
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the list
Head of the heap
King of the hill
These are little town blues
They have all melted away
I am about to make a brand new start of it
Right there in old New York
If I can make it there
You know, I'm gonna make it just about anywhere
Come on, come through
New York, New York, New York
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That song needs more eggs.
Start egging the eggs
I'm egging today
I want to egg a part of it
Egg York, Egg York
etc
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Start egging the eggs
I'm egging today
I want to egg a part of it
Egg Yolk, Egg Yolketc
FIFY
tapdances
YOU REMIND ME OF FRED ASLAAD