This is the best thread ever.
<Sprays cheese dust into the air>
IT IS ALSO THE TASTIEST
MMmmmm....dust.
*makes cheese-dust sculpture of Pandaemonium* With pseudo-real-time semi-shifting action!
*snorts Pandaemonium*
What ever happened to Chef's Slaad?
His eggs spoiled?
Maybe...."they" got him!?!
They're always trying to get me.
Those snarky Maitre D's...
His eggs spoiled?
I serious tragedy for a Slaad if it ever happened. Spoiled eggs anyone?
Did someone say tragedy? This calls for celebration!
*does the macarena*
drinks some green tea
drinks motor oil
Today feels like a turnip day.
Eggs a turnip
Will it grow up and have intelligence?
Turnips will turn on you if you don't watch them too closely.
Mmmmmm....french fries.
<Recalibrates flavor ray to "turnip">
YUM TURNIPS
Beware the Ides of Flibbertygibbet!
Ah tell you whut.
That voice.., it's like ambrosia with eggs.
LOADIES AND GENTLEFROGS.
This cretin speaks of locking Slaadi in constructs. I DEMAND EGGIFICATION.
*eggs a pony*
Did that help?
LOADIES AND GENTLEFROGS.
This cretin speaks of locking Slaadi in constructs.
THAT IS ANTI-BLASPHEMY
LOADIES AND GENTLEFROGS.
This cretin speaks of locking Slaadi in constructs. I DEMAND EGGIFICATION.
Eggs Gentleman Nurn
Locked into a machine, hmmm, how chaotic one get?
Wait, let me get this straight...this guy wants to put the most chaotic creatures in existance into a construct giving them superior defenses and then 'try' to 'make it do what I want?' Heck I see it as an opportunity to go on a complete rampage and blame it on that guy for making me an unstoppable egging machine.
So, an unstoppable egging machine is chaotic and, dare I say good, for Slaad-kind everywhere? Hmmm, I need to design some blueprints. Wait, Slaadi can draw up blueprints, but will it work?
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I approve. Shall we make more?
Listen! Do you smell something?
THAT IS TURNIP-FLAVORED CHEESE DUST
*Lies cunningly*
It wasn't me!
She got me on the sofa...
It wasn't me.
The election down on the Prime Material is a lot less chaotic than I was led to expect. No revolutions, no rioting, no looting, no Juggalos teaching physics on street corners, no goblins doing it in the streets, no earth-shattering kaboom.
Still there's hope for Chaos: I think that qlippoth toupee on the meatbag-called-Trump's noggin seems pretty riled up...
Disappointing. Really, these modern societies just don't know how to have a good regime change. How dull.
I miss the anarchy and strife of the 1800's. Such good times. Then came the atomic bomb. One explosion and it's all over.
NINJA!
GUNSLINGER!
Organ Grinder!
*feeds another kidney into the grinder*
Mmmmmm....whale.
Mmmmmm... bowl of petunias
Ybgvtfrnijtfcdxrjindrdwzij!
Feh, you call this chaos!?
You might as well be a bunch of Paladins for all the chaos you spread.
;)
I'm on sabbatical.
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Feh, you call this chaos!?
You might as well be a bunch of Paladins for all the chaos you spread.
;)
Quality over quantity, my evil dictator! We are stubbornly Chaotic Neutral... each square peg of randomness fits into its unique Klein bottle hole. Chaos cannot be rushed... we and you have all seen the growing wasteland left by those who tried to bend Chaos to their own political ends and have since Fallen into the horrors of Chaotic Douchebaggery.
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Quality over quantity, my evil dictator! We are stubbornly Chaotic Neutral... each square peg of randomness fits into its unique Klein bottle hole. Chaos cannot be rushed... we and you have all seen the growing wasteland left by those who tried to bend Chaos to their own political ends and have since Fallen into the horrors of Chaotic Douchebaggery.Feh, you call this chaos!?
You might as well be a bunch of Paladins for all the chaos you spread.
;)
AMBY!!!
Chaos Hug!! :D
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"Sometimes the best way to be chaotic is to be lawful when people least expect it." -Tossed Slaad
Reminds me of the time when all the Xaositects in Sigil just acted NORMAL for a day. Nobody saw it coming, yeeessssss.