Green Bean Slaad's page

I've always wanted to paint a quantum singularity.

...and I'm a slaad.

I don't think he cares.

Schism is banned for having green hair and looking like me.

Don't do that.

My mother looked at me once...once.

I'm happy to hear that. Freudian psychotherapy does wonders for chaos.

I'm soooooooooo jealous of your beauty. Now let's see your plastic surgeon fix this...

Eggs Adele

Subtle Signs of Chaos

*stumbles through the thread and jabs M.O.B. with a trombone.*

Ooops, sorry

{completely straight-faced} Uranus is more than thirty thousand miles wide.

but Uranus can swallow Pluto.

Was there a cement mixer and a scoop hovel in the tango as well?

Tomorrow, free bacon and "eggs" for breakfast.

Ĉu William Shatner scias ke ili servu gigantaj araneoj chalupas ĉe la loka Taco Bell?

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Si?

Aristocrat? Orpheus? With names like that, you're watching a Game of Thrones again.

Any chaotic eggings for Thanksgiving this year. Anyone planning to "egg" the stuffing?

Bullette!

BluePigeon wrote:

What ever happened to Puppies and Kittens? I like them a lot.

As long as we continue to post in this thread, they are all safe.

Good, because I hate fish hooks.

Bananarama!

A $1.48 for a gallon of gas. Those were the days.

Eggs YouTube in disgust

bumpitybumpitybumpitybimp...

Bump

{runs screaming through thread with a lit tiki torch, Groucho moustache/glasses, and a canteen full of muesli} AUGHHHHHH! DIRE IOWAN POTATOES.... RUN!!!!!!

Are they the hash-brown or freedom fry variety?

readies a large bottle of Louisiana Tabasco sauce for the defense of chaos.

More Slaad-i-ness is needed.

Tooth Ache

Silly slaads, Walnut is the perfect name for a rampaging pachyderm.

Oval Orifice

Swings Club

I was sure once......

Hands Potato Slaad a deodorant bar labeled Doubt

If you're not sure, never be in doubt....

Steamed Vegetable.

Breaks out frying pan.

grabs olive oil and the sliced zucchini

Eggs Death Knight

I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!!!!

Naps off a stick and picks teeth with it

Mmmmmm, plaque....

Carrot

eggs Dog and Spotty too

Time's Square was chaotic last night. Many Eggings. Yes?

I'm the new slaad on the block of chaos.