At least I don't get wilted.
Neither are you... You don't even contain any leafy greens.
No. You just putrefy in your own juices.
At least I don't get wilted.
<-- {spots Fruit Slaad} ARRRRRRRGH! (promptly fails save vs. Tasha's Earworm of Doom, begins whimpering & drooling in corner)
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Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.
No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
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Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.
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I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?
Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
Their our know mispeeling probelems heer.
Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...
Actually, I think this is one of his good days. Just keep your fingers crossed he doesn't start in with the puns.
Hey Uncle Potatoe! You're, ummm, looking a little... Zerth-y today?!
Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...Actually, I think this is one of his good days. Just keep your fingers crossed he doesn't start in with the puns.
Hey Uncle Potatoe! You're, ummm, looking a little... Zerth-y today?!
It's my Joane Rivers' Makeover. You like?
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Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.
Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.
Whoa! Dedja voo. Didja view. I seen this beefore.
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Their our know mispeeling probelems heer.Aggh! The spelling... the spelling...Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
Well, at least he knows Dutch. That leaves only 1/3 words misspelled.
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Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).
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See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
Wth? Coulda sworn that I saw "Fruit Slaad" when I posted that.
Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?
So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
He must be. It's....... Inevitable!
Har, har, har.
So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
He must be. It's....... Inevitable!
Har, har, har.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.
Ha ha ha [redacted] ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
He must be. It's....... Inevitable!
Har, har, har.
Well, you said lawful, and, um...
Well, inevitables are... um...
Hey, I found a crouton!
Ha ha ha [redacted] ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
He must be. It's....... Inevitable!
Har, har, har.
Well, you said lawful, and, um...
Well, inevitables are... um...
Hey, I found a crouton!
Hmmm......for some reason, I kept thinking of that scene from Team America: World Police, when Kim Jong Il kept saying "Inevitable".
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Hmmm......for some reason, I kept thinking of that scene from Team America: World Police, when Kim Jong Il kept saying "Inevitable".Ha ha ha [redacted] ha ha ha ha.......I don't get it.So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
He must be. It's....... Inevitable!
Har, har, har.
Well, you said lawful, and, um...
Well, inevitables are... um...
Hey, I found a crouton!
Inevitabevitable.
stands back and watches the fight This is awesome. Maybe we could have some chicks in here to slaad oil wrestle next.
Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.
I surrender.
Inevitabevitable.
This word you keep using; I do not think it means what you think it means.
Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.
Bring it on! I gots some salmonella for ya!
<preps a yolk and relish bomb>
See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
Ignore him, he's afraid of cows. Goblins provide excellent nutrients which, when combined with cow stomach acids, make them invulnerable. As such, cows are constantly attacking the sad creatures.
I think I'm going to go visit Hidden Valley.
I think I'm going to go visit Hidden Valley.
Where is this Hiddene Vallee you speake of? I canot finde it.
So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
I am...
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Ignore him, he's afraid of cows. Goblins provide excellent nutrients which, when combined with cow stomach acids, make them invulnerable. As such, cows are constantly attacking the sad creatures.See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.
No, I'm afraid of horses. And dogs. But not cows. Cows are fat and tasty.
What's going on? I leave this thread for a few days, and it goes to hell.
Thatts write. Youe non-slaade tipes nead to leeve.
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So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
I am...
YOUR FATHERE!!!Don't you mean
YURE FEATHEERE!!!
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How could Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade be the father of a slaad? It'd have to be some very odd coupling, since we reproduce by laying our eggs in people.
Oh wait, maybe the gith got an egg in it, then died and Potato Slaad hatched from his body, then was resurrected.
So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
I am...
YOUR FATHERE!!!Don't you mean
YURE FEATHEERE!!!
?
How could Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade be the father of a slaad? It'd have to be some very odd coupling, since we reproduce by laying our eggs in people.
Oh wait, maybe the gith got an egg in it, then died and Potato Slaad hatched from his body, then was resurrected.
Nowe thhat yu menshun it, I feeled a littel sicke too mi stomick aftor I eated sum potatoe slaade.
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Nowe thhat yu menshun it, I feeled a littel sicke too mi stomick aftor I eated sum potatoe slaade.So, are you my long-lost, lawful twin?Hey, everybody. It's me, Potatoe Slaade!
You're right, this who Slaad group needs a cleansing. I mean cleaning.
I am...
YOUR FATHERE!!!Don't you mean
YURE FEATHEERE!!!
?
How could Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade be the father of a slaad? It'd have to be some very odd coupling, since we reproduce by laying our eggs in people.
Oh wait, maybe the gith got an egg in it, then died and Potato Slaad hatched from his body, then was resurrected.
Well, that's probably because we are poisonous if not prepared properly (like those pufferfish in Japan).
Itt wente somethinge liek thiss: linke
Ignore him, he's afraid of cows. Goblins provide excellent nutrients which, when combined with cow stomach acids, make them invulnerable. As such, cows are constantly attacking the sad creatures.See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.
And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.No, I'm afraid of horses. And dogs. But not cows. Cows are fat and tasty.
Hey, slaadi. Anyone know where the ranch is? Though you better avoid it, Gark. It gots cows in it.
Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.
Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.
Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.
Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.
"Yeah, that have DR/Lawful. What you want is a nice Axiomatic handaxe, like this one here. *Holds up* Give it to ya for half the slaad.
"Yeah, that have DR/Lawful. What you want is a nice Axiomatic handaxe, like this one here. *Holds up* Give it to ya for half the slaad.Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.
Deale!
OK. Maybe Hell wasn't the right turn of phrase.
Hey, Potato Slaad, whatcha doin' with that huge ax?
Its niece isnte it? Dew yew wante too get a closere looke at itt?
Deale!"Yeah, that have DR/Lawful. What you want is a nice Axiomatic handaxe, like this one here. *Holds up* Give it to ya for half the slaad.Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.
Heh heh....thanks!
*Goes up to slaad*Hey, I'll give ya this anarchic shuriken fer some ranch dressing.
Sure. That is one sweet looking ax.
<Looks upthread>
Oh, do I have egg on my face!
*swish*
Aieeeee!
<falls over in two piles>
<Reforms from the stuff of chaos>
That wasn't nice. Who gave you the axe?
Sytt, you jerk! Oh, anarchic shuriken. Sure! I'll take those. Here's the dressing.