Oh, the car. I stole it, so that's unlawful.
Now what are we going to do with this Slaad Squad Quad-Door?
<Points at Scrappy Doo>
Great Heavens! What is that...thing?!?
{zips over to car} Nourish my progeny, lawful chariot! {attempts to stab tire repeatedly, fails to implant any eggs}
{zips over to car} Nourish my progeny, lawful chariot! {attempts to stab tire repeatedly, fails to implant any eggs}Oh, the car. I stole it, so that's unlawful.
Now what are we going to do with this Slaad Squad Quad-Door?
<Points at Scrappy Doo>
Great Heavens! What is that...thing?!?
Oh to see the world through the eyes of children...
Is that poodle supposed to be doing that?
<Points at Cobb Slaad>
<Cobb Slaad's head rips from his body in a bloody spary, and 8 spider legs sprout from where his neck would be>
Hiss!!!
<Piddles, burning a 5 foot diameter hole through the ground>
Hiss!!!
<Scuttles up to the ceiling>
Oh, s&#$! (sorry) We've got to get the f+&# (sorry) out of here!
<Pushes the red button again, a spiral forms, and the car disappears>
<Cobb Slaad's head rips from his body in a bloody spary, and 8 spider legs sprout from where his neck would be>
Hiss!!!
<Piddles, burning a 5 foot diameter hole through the ground>
Hiss!!!
<Scuttles up to the ceiling>
Hmm. Now we know what happens when you spawn in a poodle...
Anyone have some extra croutons?
Dayam! I don't know which is scarier--the acid-spraying spider poodle or Scrappy Freakin' Doo.
Here's some croutons.
<Hands Tossed Slaad a stick of celery with an assortment of kidneys speared through by the celery>
<Cobb Slaad's head rips from his body in a bloody spary, and 8 spider legs sprout from where his neck would be>
Hiss!!!
<Piddles, burning a 5 foot diameter hole through the ground>
Hiss!!!
<Scuttles up to the ceiling>
Hmm. Now we know what happens when you spawn in a poodle...
Anyone have some extra croutons?
Hiss!!!
<Shoots a jet of acid at Tossed Slaad>
<Cobb Slaad's head rips from his body in a bloody spary, and 8 spider legs sprout from where his neck would be>
Hiss!!!
<Piddles, burning a 5 foot diameter hole through the ground>
Hiss!!!
<Scuttles up to the ceiling>
Hmm. Now we know what happens when you spawn in a poodle...
Anyone have some extra croutons?
Hiss!!!
<Shoots a jet of acid at Tossed Slaad>
Eep! *dodges*
Somebody get that thing out of here!
<Cobb Slaad's head rips from his body in a bloody spary, and 8 spider legs sprout from where his neck would be>
Hiss!!!
<Piddles, burning a 5 foot diameter hole through the ground>
Hiss!!!
<Scuttles up to the ceiling>
Hmm. Now we know what happens when you spawn in a poodle...
Anyone have some extra croutons?
Hiss!!!
<Shoots a jet of acid at Tossed Slaad>
Eep! *dodges*
Somebody get that thing out of here!
<sprays sodium hydroxide at the Cobb Slaad thing and awaits the acid-base reaction>
we should be getting some salted slaad here in a minute ...
<sprays sodium hydroxide at the Cobb Slaad thing and awaits the acid-base reaction>
we should be getting some salted slaad here in a minute ...
<Vomits vinegar, which halts the sodium hydroxide spray and splashes down towards Egg Salad>
Hiss!!!
<sprays sodium hydroxide at the Cobb Slaad thing and awaits the acid-base reaction>
we should be getting some salted slaad here in a minute ...
<Vomits vinegar, which halts the sodium hydroxide spray and splashes down towards Egg Salad>
Hiss!!!
Oh drat! There's too much salt in my eggs! I need to go add more ingredients to balance out this taste ... y'all have to deal with this one. I have to find some mayo and relish ...
<Cobb Slaad's head rips from his body in a bloody spary, and 8 spider legs sprout from where his neck would be>
Hiss!!!
<Piddles, burning a 5 foot diameter hole through the ground>
Hiss!!!
<Scuttles up to the ceiling>
Unholy f*ck*ng sh*t! {finds CO2 fire extinguisher in (Hand)Bag of Molding, sprays Cobb Spider with frosty CO2}
{finds CO2 fire extinguisher in (Hand)Bag of Molding, sprays Cobb Spider with frosty CO2}
...3.5 hours later:
Wow, that was a full extinguisher! {chucks now empty extinquisher can over in the corner, stares warily at apparently frozen Cobb Spider}
{chucks now empty extinquisher can over in the corner, stares warily at apparently frozen Cobb Spider}
Hmmm, he might thaw out though... {Teleports frozen Cobb Spider into the ice machine in the Thread Celestial} Ta-da, problem solved!
<Returns with severed torso, which holds an amulet of the planes on its neck.>
<Sprays acid at Ambrosia Slaad and Eekster Buhnay, and clambers back up to the ceiling.>
So, rapid freezing and heating does a lot of damage to tissue... fireball!<Returns with severed torso, which holds an amulet of the planes on its neck.>
<Sprays acid at Ambrosia Slaad and Eekster Buhnay, and clambers back up to the ceiling.>
<A rocky shell forms around the creature and the fireball harmlessly bursts around it.>
<muffled>Hiss!
So, rapid freezing and heating does a lot of damage to tissue... fireball!<Returns with severed torso, which holds an amulet of the planes on its neck.>
<Sprays acid at Ambrosia Slaad and Eekster Buhnay, and clambers back up to the ceiling.>
Cone of Cold!
Cone of Cold!
<The rocky shell shatters. An acid-melted hole in the ceiling is the only thing that remains.>
So, rapid freezing and heating does a lot of damage to tissue... fireball!<Returns with severed torso, which holds an amulet of the planes on its neck.>
<Sprays acid at Ambrosia Slaad and Eekster Buhnay, and clambers back up to the ceiling.>
<A rocky shell forms around the creature and the fireball harmlessly bursts around it.>
<muffled>Hiss!
Whew! Looks like the coast is clear ... AAAAHHHHHH!! What is THAT!?!?
<Turns and runs out of the thread, leaving behind a cloud of chicken feathers that engulf the area that the slaad/spider/freaky Thing that was once Cobb Slaad occupied, obscuring vision from all around>
I hope that's the last we see of that poor abomination...Cone of Cold!<The rocky shell shatters. An acid-melted hole in the ceiling is the only thing that remains.>
Aww, you mean slaadi, can't we all just get along? And be poodles?
<Pops up behind Greyish-Greenish Slaad>
HISS!!!!
<Vomits vinegar on GGS and retreats back into its hole>
<Pops up behind Greyish-Greenish Slaad>
HISS!!!!
<Vomits vinegar on GGS and retreats back into its hole>
{finishes healing herself with wand} Well, he hates Greyish-Greenish Poo-Dull, so he can't be all bad. Maybe we should keep him?
Awwww, they way he peeks in and out of his hole is cute. He's like our own spidery-slaadish-John Carpentery version of Ceiling Cat.
I attended a very nice block party this weekend. They even had a fire truck with the big water cannon hooked up and spraying for the kids. All in all, it was great.
squeak, squeak, squeak {wiggles back in, having squeezed back into her skin-tight biomagical protection suit}
Maybe we should keep him?
Awwww, they way he peeks in and out of his hole is cute. He's like our own spidery-slaadish-John Carpentery version of Ceiling Cat.
I know you're my sister, but I think you've missing a few of your marbles.
I attended a very nice block party this weekend. They even had a fire truck with the big water cannon hooked up and spraying for the kids. All in all, it was great.
Were there any spawnings?
Well, he hates Greyish-Greenish Poo-Dull, so he can't be all bad. Maybe we should keep him?
Can I play with him? Please? Please?
Can I play with him? Please? Please?
Well, I dunno. He may still be cranky from being spawned, frozen, magically attacked, Teleported, and then returning. Let him nap for a bit first.
Here- {hands him half-empty bottle of whisky, carton of cigarettes, boz of matches, lighter fluid, and a magnifying glass} play with these for a bit. Sorry, your drum set is still on lay away.
Here- {hands him half-empty bottle of whisky, carton of cigarettes, boz of matches, lighter fluid, and a magnifying glass} play with these for a bit. Sorry, your drum set is still on lay away.
{turning green from smoking 7 cigarettes simultaneously and drinking whisky, stumbles out of thread}
squeak, squeak, squeak {wiggles back in, having squeezed back into her skin-tight biomagical protection suit}
I really like your outfit, do you need baby powder to get into- *Baby powder, baby po-, BABY!* Hey, did anyone see where Scrappy went? Ooo, Eggsie is gonna be PO'ed I let his spawn sneak off.
Ceiling Cat.
Ceiling Cat is watching you egg. =D
Eggsie is gonna be PO'ed I let his spawn sneak off.
{panics} Augh, what kind of an aunt am I?
<smurf!> Crap! Now I've got the <smurf!> Smurf-ups! <smurf!>
<Pops up behind Greyish-Greenish Slaad>
HISS!!!!
<Vomits vinegar on GGS and retreats back into its hole>
{finishes healing herself with wand} Well, he hates Greyish-Greenish Poo-Dull, so he can't be all bad. Maybe we should keep him?
Awwww, they way he peeks in and out of his hole is cute. He's like our own spidery-slaadish-John Carpentery version of Ceiling Cat.
<Jumps down from another hole in the ceiling and lands next to Ambrosia Slaad>
HISS!<Mouth distends to an impossible size as Cobb Slaad moves to engulf Ambrosia Slaad>
*Drool*
<Eight tongues, all of different material, protrude from Cobb Slaad's maw and lick Ambrosia Slaad>
*Yip*
<Launches back up into ceiling hole>
squeak, squeak, squeak {wiggles back in, having squeezed back into her skin-tight biomagical protection suit}I really like your outfit, do you need baby powder to get into- *Baby powder, baby po-, BABY!* Hey, did anyone see where Scrappy went? Ooo, Eggsie is gonna be PO'ed I let his spawn sneak off.
Oh no, quite the contrary. It's good to see my kid growing up so fast. Why the next thing you know he'll be egging poodles left and right.
<goes to the Poodle thread to check on on Scrappy>
squeak, squeak, squeak {wiggles back in, having squeezed back into her skin-tight biomagical protection suit}I really like your outfit, do you need baby powder to get into- *Baby powder, baby po-, BABY!* Hey, did anyone see where Scrappy went? Ooo, Eggsie is gonna be PO'ed I let his spawn sneak off.Oh no, quite the contrary. It's good to see my kid growing up so fast. Why the next thing you know he'll be egging poodles left and right.
<goes to the Poodle thread to check on on Scrappy>
Um ... OK ... hmmm ... he wasn't actually egging a poodle.
I think I need a drink. Some things just can't be unseen.
<Pops up behind Greyish-Greenish Slaad>
HISS!!!!
<Vomits vinegar on GGS and retreats back into its hole>
{finishes healing herself with wand} Well, he hates Greyish-Greenish Poo-Dull, so he can't be all bad. Maybe we should keep him?
Awwww, they way he peeks in and out of his hole is cute. He's like our own spidery-slaadish-John Carpentery version of Ceiling Cat.
<Jumps down from another hole in the ceiling and lands next to Ambrosia Slaad>
HISS!
<Mouth distends to an impossible size as Cobb Slaad moves to engulf Ambrosia Slaad>
*Drool*
<Eight tongues, all of different material, protrude from Cobb Slaad's maw and lick Ambrosia Slaad>
*Yip*
<Launches back up into ceiling hole>
Dang varmint. We should call an exterminator.
<Jumps down from another hole in the ceiling and lands next to Ambrosia Slaad>
HISS!
<Mouth distends to an impossible size as Cobb Slaad moves to engulf Ambrosia Slaad>
*Drool*
<Eight tongues, all of different material, protrude from Cobb Slaad's maw and lick Ambrosia Slaad>
*Yip*
<Launches back up into ceiling hole>
Swell. That <smurf!> didn't even scare <smurf!> my smurf-ups away! <smurf!>
*Eight tongues, eh. Must not think dirty thoughts. Must not think dirty thoughts. Must not think dirty thoughts...*
Mis tripas quema de picante pepitas de caniche lechecillas
<BURP>
*Eight tongues, eh. Must not think dirty thoughts. Must not think dirty thoughts. Must not think dirty thoughts...*
But...dirty thoughts are sometimes the best kind.
I have dirty thoughts because I stuffed potting soil in my cranium.
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! The Jacks and Moorluckians have gone to war, and all it took was a little push! He he he he
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! The Jacks and Moorluckians have gone to war, and all it took was a little push! He he he he
Wars usually mean both sides have a chance. Domination. That's how we Jacks roll.
Wars usually mean both sides have a chance. Domination. That's how we Jacks roll.
Well, it certainly looks like you Jacks are the ones being Dominated. Why don't you run home to that Malibu Beach House being constructed, hmmm?
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! The Jacks and Moorluckians have gone to war, and all it took was a little push! He he he he
This strikes me as violent. What kind of poodle are you?
This strikes me as violent. What kind of poodle are you?
Maybe I'm your evil counterpart from the Mirror Universe. {rubs chin omninously as if he had a goatee}
Eep! This thread has gotten very evil.
I just want to be chaotic, man...
*slides through thread*
The Jack's are hosting a party and we're all invited!
*slides to Jack thread*