¿Hay cada vez mayor de maíz en los bolsillos o simplemente feliz de verme?
Ah, you want to talk to Cobb Spider. Just climb up there into that hole in the ceiling...
<Waits for Zombie Guy to climb up into the ceiling>
Hiss!!! *Drool*
<Waits for Zombie Guy to climb up into the ceiling>
Hiss!!! *Drool*
That's it! Well, at least one of them will end up with a snack.
That's it! Well, at least one of them will end up with a snack.
I'm rooting for Cobbie.
That's it! Well, at least one of them will end up with a snack.I'm rooting for Cobbie.
<Jumps down and give Ambrosia Slaad a "hug" with all eight spider legs>
Hiss!!
<Being careful not to crush Ambrosia Slaad, lets go and bounds back up into the ceiling>
<Jumps down and give Ambrosia Slaad a "hug" with all eight spider legs>
Hiss!!
<Being careful not to crush Ambrosia Slaad, lets go and bounds back up into the ceiling>
Awwww, that was sweet (and more than a little creepy).
I ate a brain once.
It was squishy.
Cerebros de baile en mi lengua que suena muy chirrido. Mis ojos disparar el arco iris, ya que digieren el axiones.
{shakes her hips to BUMP, BUMP, BUMP the thread up}
What can we do to be more chaotic?
<Sticks head out of ceiling>
Hiss hiss...hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss!
Hss hss hss hss <sounds like laughter>
<Pops back into the ceiling>
<Sticks head out of ceiling>
Hiss hiss...hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss!Hss hss hss hss <sounds like laughter>
<Pops back into the ceiling>
Good idea, Cobb, but I'm not sure where we would get 5 tons of pudding and a troupe of dancing gnomes dressed like various celebrities. I think we'll need to come up with some other way to be more chaotic.
Good idea, Cobb, but I'm not sure where we would get 5 tons of pudding and a troupe of dancing gnomes dressed like various celebrities. I think we'll need to come up with some other way to be more chaotic.<Sticks head out of ceiling>
Hiss hiss...hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss!Hss hss hss hss <sounds like laughter>
<Pops back into the ceiling>
<Dejectedly piddles acid on a random dretching>
Hisssss
<Sticks head out of ceiling>
Hiss hiss...hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss!Hss hss hss hss <sounds like laughter>
<Pops back into the ceiling>
Good idea, Cobb, but I'm not sure where we would get 5 tons of pudding and a troupe of dancing gnomes dressed like various celebrities. I think we'll need to come up with some other way to be more chaotic.
Wow, it's quiet. Anyone have any good picnics, buffets, or family gathers over the weekend?
I made an appearance at a wedding this weekend. I was relegated to appetizer status yet again.
So I egged the bride.
I made an appearance at a wedding this weekend. I was relegated to appetizer status yet again.
So I egged the bride.
That sounds like a talk show episode: "Honey, I Got Pregnant At My Wedding, but It Was The Appetizer, Not My Husband."
They'd show a clip of the hubbie watching a little slaad burst out of his wife with Maury's voice saying "You are... not the father!"
Where did my son get off to? I have a ball of chaotic matter for him.
<holds up what looks like a snow globe>
See? Just give it a shake and ...
<the ball explodes out in a burst of raw chaos and all surrounding reality melts into random and senseless patterns and waves, out of which comes a dancing troupe of gnomes dressed like 1920's silent film stars>
Hmmm ... looks like I'll need to get him a new one ...
I wonder if we can get the 5 tons of pudding this way?
<the ball explodes out in a burst of raw chaos and all surrounding reality melts into random and senseless patterns and waves, out of which comes a dancing troupe of gnomes dressed like 1920's silent film stars>
[suddenly finds herself in a little flapper dress with real silk stockings} Ooo, this is nice. {twirls for the boys}
{sips on gin martini} Mmmmm, and alcohol tastes better under Prohibition.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think there was actually a thread like that once, around here somewhere.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so Brain, but Snowballs for Windows?
Mi escroto hormigueo en el pensamiento de desayuno, mientras que la implantación de los huevos, señor Jack.
Implants egg in HJ
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Err...Thanks?
And in return Maybe you can appreciate a delicious Hungry Jack® breakfast....
Creamy Potato and Sausage Breakfast Bake
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound pork or turkey bulk breakfast sausage
• 1/2 cup chopped onion
• 1/2 cup chopped green pepper
• 1/2 cup chopped red pepper
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Four Cheese Potatoes
• 2 cups boiling water
• 1 (12 oz.) canPET® Evaporated Milk
• 6 large eggs
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
TOPPING
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 5 tablespoons butter, melted
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 2 tablespoons chopped chives
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 13x9-inch baking pan with no-stick cooking spray. Cook sausage in skillet over medium heat until browned. Remove from heat. Drain, if necessary. Stir in onion, green pepper and red pepper.
2. PLACE potatoes and cheese sauce mix from packet in medium bowl. Stir in boiling water. Whisk evaporated milk, eggs and garlic powder in large bowl. Stir in potatoes and sausage mixture. Pour into prepared pan.
3. For Topping: COMBINE potato flakes, butter and salt with a fork until evenly moistened. Stir in chives. Sprinkle on top of potatoes. Bake 25 to 30 minutes or until potatoes are tender and top is golden brown. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.
TIP To prepare the day ahead, follow directions through Step 2. Cover and refrigerate overnight. Heat oven to 375°F. Stir together topping ingredients, then sprinkle over top of potatoes. Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until potatoes are tender and top is golden brown. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.
Yield: 12 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 30 min
Mmmm....I like this guy already.
Mmmm....I like this guy already.
I do too. We should all implant eggs in him.
Err...Thanks?
And in return Maybe you can appreciate a delicious Hungry Jack® breakfast....
Creamy Potato and Sausage Breakfast Bake
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound pork or turkey bulk breakfast sausage
• 1/2 cup chopped onion
• 1/2 cup chopped green pepper
• 1/2 cup chopped red pepper
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Four Cheese Potatoes
• 2 cups boiling water
• 1 (12 oz.) canPET® Evaporated Milk
• 6 large eggs
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic powderTOPPING
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 5 tablespoons butter, melted
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 2 tablespoons chopped chivesPreparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 13x9-inch baking pan with no-stick cooking spray. Cook sausage in skillet over medium heat until browned. Remove from heat. Drain, if necessary. Stir in onion, green pepper and red pepper.
2. PLACE potatoes and cheese sauce mix from packet in medium bowl. Stir in boiling water. Whisk evaporated milk, eggs and garlic powder in large bowl. Stir in potatoes and sausage mixture. Pour into prepared pan.
3. For Topping: COMBINE potato flakes, butter and salt with a fork until evenly moistened. Stir in chives. Sprinkle on top of potatoes. Bake 25 to 30 minutes or until potatoes are tender and top is golden brown. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.
TIP To prepare the day ahead, follow directions through Step 2. Cover and refrigerate overnight. Heat oven to 375°F. Stir together topping ingredients, then sprinkle over top of potatoes. Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until potatoes are tender and top is golden brown. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.Yield: 12 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 30 min
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Ah, yes, the Chaos increases as we pull in members of different threads to our own. This plan has merit ...
That's sounds similar to how Granpappy Slaad used to make it:
Creamy Potatoes and Poodle Breakfast Breakfast Bake
Ingredients:
CASSEROLE
* no-stick cooking spray
* 1 lb. ground poodle (preferably Greyish-Greenish Poodle)
* 1/2 cup chopped onion
* 1/2 cup chopped green pepper
* 1/2 cup chopped red pepper
* 1 (4.9 oz.) package instant scalloped potatoes (preferably flavored variety, such as "Four Cheese" or similar)
* 1 large Jack skull, cleaned and dried
* 2 cups chicken or poodle brooth
* 1 (12 oz.) can of evaporated milk
* 6 large chicken eggs (NOT slaad eggs)
* 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
* 1/2 teaspoon smoked paprika
* 1 kobold, pre-concussed and tied to a chair
TOPPING
* 1 1/4 cups instant mashed potato flakes
* 5 tablespoons butter, melted
* 1/4 teaspoon salt
* 2 tablespoons chopped chives
Preparation Directions:
1. BOIL 2 cups broth.
2. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 13x9-inch baking pan with no-stick cooking spray. Cook ground poodle in skillet over medium heat until browned. Remove from heat. Drain, if necessary. Stir in onion, green pepper, and red pepper.
3. PLACE scalloped potatoes and cheese sauce mix from packet in medium bowl. Stir in boiling broth. Whisk evaporated milk, eggs, garlic powder, and smoked paprika in large bowl. Stir in potatoes and sausage mixture. Pour into prepared pan.
4. For Topping: COMBINE potato flakes, butter and salt with a fork until evenly moistened. Stir in chives. Sprinkle on top of potatoes. Bake 25 to 30 minutes or until potatoes are tender and top is golden brown. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.
5. Spoon 1 tablespoon of finished casserole into kobold's mouth. Wait 5 minutes. If kobold does not convulse, vomit, or die, then casserole is safe for consumption. Implant slaad egg into kobold.
6. Serve hot. Place dried Jack head on table as festive centerpiece, or use as polo ball in after-dinner polo match.
TIP To prepare the day ahead, follow directions through Step 3. Cover and refrigerate overnight. Heat oven to 375°F. Stir together topping ingredients, then sprinkle over top of potatoes. Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until potatoes are tender and top is golden brown. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.
Yield: 12 human or 2 slaadi servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 30 min
*Reproduced without permission from the cookbook, "Wild Turkey Surprise and 100 Other Recipes" by B. Bunny
Wednesday already! Where does the time go?
Wednesday already! Where does the time go?
Maybe we should just make it so that every day is a Friday.
Wednesday already! Where does the time go?Maybe we should just make it so that every day is a Friday.
Sure as long as it is a payday Friday.
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Lunch time!!!
Maple Glazed Ribs
Ingredients:
• 1/4 cup Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 1 large onion, cut into 1/4-inch slices, separated into rings
• 2 1/2 to 3 pounds country-style pork ribs, trimmed of fat, cut into 3-inch pieces
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1/4 cup spicy brown mustard or country-style Dijon mustard
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oil in large skillet over medium heat. Add onions. Cook until golden, about 4 minutes. Add ribs to skillet and brown on all sides, about 8 minutes. Add ribs and onions to slow cooker.
2. COMBINE syrup and mustard in small bowl, mix well. Spread evenly onto ribs.
3. COVER. Cook on LOW setting for at least 8 hours. If desired, serve with additional mustard.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 8 hrs
Lunch time!!!
Maple Glazed Ribs
• 2 1/2 to 3 pounds country-style pork ribs, trimmed of fat, cut into 3-inch pieces
All I have in my freezer is poodle. Will that work as a substitution?
Sure as long as it is a payday Friday.
That sounds sufficiently chaotic for my taste.
It's just a hatchling, but the Jacks are planning to go to war with us, so I'm going to get more later.
JH arrives on the scene, warpaint already applied. Throws water balloons at Caesar Slaad, a Sham-Wow at Slip 'n Slaad, and bags of croutons at the other slaadi. He follows up by stealing the incubator they use for their eggs.
Ambrosia likes the Jacks better than you guys!
JH arrives on the scene, warpaint already applied. Throws water balloons at Caesar Slaad, a Sham-Wow at Slip 'n Slaad, and bags of croutons at the other slaadi. He follows up by stealing the incubator they use for their eggs.
Ambrosia likes the Jacks better than you guys!
Oh goody! War! Nothing spreads chaos like a good war! Or an evil war! Or a neutral war! It all results in chaos!!!
<grabs a chest full of Chaos spheres and heads to the Jacks thread>
JH arrives on the scene, warpaint already applied. Throws water balloons at Caesar Slaad, a Sham-Wow at Slip 'n Slaad, and bags of croutons at the other slaadi. He follows up by stealing the incubator they use for their eggs.
Ambrosia likes the Jacks better than you guys!
Ambrosia likes everyone like that!
Wheres a rust monster when you need one?
JH arrives on the scene, warpaint already applied. Throws water balloons at Caesar Slaad, a Sham-Wow at Slip 'n Slaad, and bags of croutons at the other slaadi. He follows up by stealing the incubator they use for their eggs.
Ambrosia likes the Jacks better than you guys!
Mmmm! Croutons! I was running low, thanks!
Now I feel awkward, because you've given me something and I have no gift for you...
How about a nice egging?
*implants a clutch of eggs in Jack Hammer*
There you go!
I feel like we've gone a long way today to build bridges between the slaadi and the jacks. I feel really good.
Did I mention that these croutons are delicious?
JH arrives on the scene, warpaint already applied. Throws water balloons at Caesar Slaad, a Sham-Wow at Slip 'n Slaad, and bags of croutons at the other slaadi. He follows up by stealing the incubator they use for their eggs.
Ambrosia likes the Jacks better than you guys!
Mmmm! Croutons! I was running low, thanks!
Now I feel awkward, because you've given me something and I have no gift for you...
How about a nice egging?
*implants a clutch of eggs in Jack Hammer*
There you go!
I feel like we've gone a long way today to build bridges between the slaadi and the jacks. I feel really good.
Did I mention that these croutons are delicious?
Returns fermented eggs in a hail of egg-fire.
Those eggs are now Dark & Stormy Eggs, and will rule the slaadi!
Dark and Stormy?!? Crap, and I was going to a picnic this weekend....
Returns fermented eggs in a hail of egg-fire.
Those eggs are now Dark & Stormy Eggs, and will rule the slaadi!
*looks up from his skillet where an omelet is frying*
What was that? Oh, sorry, I cooked your invasion force.
You'd be amazed at what Hungry Jack® can do with a few bags of croutons.....bags of croutons...
<hands over a dozen bags of croutons>
Have at it! Hopefully it will be something tasty and chaotic. Mmmmm ...
Ambrosia likes everyone like that!JH arrives on the scene, warpaint already applied. Throws water balloons at Caesar Slaad, a Sham-Wow at Slip 'n Slaad, and bags of croutons at the other slaadi. He follows up by stealing the incubator they use for their eggs.
Ambrosia likes the Jacks better than you guys!
Harsh man, just harsh.... :D
Runs around the thread commando style.
If that doesn't make 'em surrender fast...
Runs around the thread commando style pushing a LAW-mower.
And if that doesn't work...
Runs around the thread commando style pushing a LAW-mower and farting.