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Monday, bloody Monday....ugh.

Mornin' all.

Shadow Lodge

The Dalesman wrote:

Monday, bloody Monday....ugh.

Mornin' all.

Oh is not that bad. I only have five days of school left(including today) before summer vacation, and they are filled with finals so.... You know what? Forget I said anything.


Over their comm crystals Delvyn and Allura here Aidan. He sounds like he's been crying recently.

"Allura, Delvyn? It's Aidan. Oroth is dead, and he left a letter to you."

Aidan cuts off the communication after that.


Aidan Shade wrote:

Over their comm crystals Delvyn and Allura here Aidan. He sounds like he's been crying recently.

"Allura, Delvyn? It's Aidan. Oroth is dead, and he left a letter to you."

Aidan cuts off the communication after that.

Devlyn just stands there for a few seconds.

"Wait - what!? Aidan? Aidan where are you!? What happened?!"

When he gets no answer from Aidan, he curses under his breath.


JH and Arielle sit in the stands and await the outcome of this round. The smoke really 'kills' the show, not thay JH would let Arielle see any of the worst parts.

JH awaits the expected repeat of the intrusions, and wishes he and Arielle could simply track this star down some other time in some other place.


The Dalesman wrote:
Aidan Shade wrote:

Over their comm crystals Delvyn and Allura here Aidan. He sounds like he's been crying recently.

"Allura, Delvyn? It's Aidan. Oroth is dead, and he left a letter to you."

Aidan cuts off the communication after that.

Devlyn blinks.

"Wait - what!? Aidan? Aidan where are you!? What happened?!"

Sobbing can be heard through the crystal.

"I don't know. Sirone says he woke up long enough to write the letters, and then he... he... couldn't breath. I'm still at the Oasis."


Aidan Shade wrote:


Sobbing can be heard through the crystal.

"I don't know. Sirone says he woke up long enough to write the letters, and then he... he... couldn't breath. I'm still at the Oasis."

Allura looks at Devlyn. "We should go. He really shouldn't be alone at a time like this." She sighed sadly. "I really thought that he would be okay. I wish I had been able to do more to save him."


Allura wrote:
Aidan Shade wrote:


Sobbing can be heard through the crystal.

"I don't know. Sirone says he woke up long enough to write the letters, and then he... he... couldn't breath. I'm still at the Oasis."

Allura looks at Devlyn. "We should go. He really shouldn't be alone at a time like this." She sighed sadly. "I really thought that he would be okay. I wish I had been able to do more to save him."

Devlyn nods and looks over to Jack Hammer and Azuri'ith.

"We need to go back to the Oasis. Something's happened and Aidan needs us there. Let us know what happens here, and we'll try to get back if we can."

"Let's go, love."

They make their way to a quiet hallway on the way out of the Arena, and use their direct access to return to the Oasis. While they walk, Devlyn is assuring Allura that she did everything she could to help Oroth.


Arielle chews a caramel as she watched the smoke below.


A short while later, Devlyn returns to the Bazaar via the omniportal, and starts making his way back to the arena.


Arielle wrote:
Arielle chews a caramel as she watched the smoke below.

Hey, I can make my own brown smoke. Wanna see? Pull my finger. It's deadly too. :) (It's a daddy thing, but I did post it ooc.)


As far as spectators go, they've been watching the man in grey and the half fiend warlord deploy smoke-bombs and nip from area of cover to area of cover, the man with the knives occasionally taking shots at the giant, and the warlord concentrating his fire on the man with knives (and once snapping off a shot in the direction of where he suspected Little Kiba to be).
Little Kiba emerges from the smoke just in time to see the giant, who has several knives sticking out of him, topple over to disappear from sight in the bank of smoke from which Little Kiba emerged. Up in the officials' stand/box, there looks to be some sort of debate going on. There are a number of banks of smoke around the Arena, most of them approximately ten feet or so across, although some are larger where several smoke bombs seem to have been triggered separately.
The smoke of some of the older ones is starting to thin and drift away.
At the moment there aren't any visible clues as to who is in which cloud.

The debate up with the officials is over whether or not to penalise Little Kiba for passivity, I'm afraid. There was the rule about 'playing dead' and the other guys are being careful to occasionally through smoke bombs, run to another cloud, or to take pot-shots at something, to show that they're still active. The officials weren't expecting smoke-bombs when they drew up the rules for the contest, and the antimagic prevents them from determining if someone's active or not when they're in a smoke-cloud, unless they're doing something obvious such as throwing things (or shooting) from out of the cloud.


Hmmm - I would think they would be voting against the guy with the smoke bombs, actually. Most of these people are here to see a show, and while a little bit of 'smoke & mirrors' adds suspense, throwing the whole arena into an impenatrable fog kills the spectacle entirely. If that went on for more than a few minutes, I would expect people to start walking out, especially if anybody paid to be there.

Methinks the judges are about to have a lot of cranky fans - kind of like when a projector stops working at a movie theater when a good scene comes on, and the viewers start to get snarly.

Just my humble 2cp.... :)


Hmm. In that case, the solution may be simply to disqualify everyone still standing in this fight. Two of those still standing have been tossing smoke-bombs (the warlord started it admittedly) and it's been impossible to see what LK has been upto with the smoke on the field that he's been taking advantage of too.
I suspect that a group of gnomes who have been using repeating hand crossbows to simply mow people down may get the boot too.


The officials continue to deliberate. One of them signals to the trumpeters, and a fanfare is blown, signalling a temporary halt to the combat currently taking place.


Devlyn finally makes his way back to the seats. He is getting quite the workout from hoofing up and down those stairs, though :D

Looking down at all of the smoke below, he asks the others:
"Is this round over then? Are they cleaning up the mess before the next batch of id...er, contestants... comes out?"


Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Hmm. In that case, the solution may be simply to disqualify everyone still standing in this fight. Two of those still standing have been tossing smoke-bombs (the warlord started it admittedly) and it's been impossible to see what LK has been upto with the smoke on the field that he's been taking advantage of too.

I suspect that a group of gnomes who have been using repeating hand crossbows to simply mow people down may get the boot too.

Darned gnomes... ;P


The Dalesman wrote:

Devlyn finally makes his way back to the seats. He is getting quite the workout from hoofing up and down those stairs, though :D

Looking down at all of the smoke below, he asks the others:
"Is this round over then? Are they cleaning up the mess before the next batch of id...er, contestants... comes out?"

"Who knows? This is cloudier than a Saturday night at the Clubhouse, what with the cigars and nachos and all."


The warlord emerges from one of the clouds of smoke, looking somewhat concerned. The man with knives emerges from another, looking much more pleased with himself.
He wanders over to Little Kiba to slap him on the back.

Look's like we got him.
Sorry you won't get the chance for your star for your lady-love, but if we all go out DQ'ed here then that half-fiend is going to be one guy who will not be pulling his fly and shoot tactics in the final.


Oh, sorry if the poison's still stinging. Here. Have an antidote.
The man in grey passes Little Kiba a small bottle, with a grin.
Don't worry. It's genuine. I'm not about to attempt to kill you in front of all these witnesses, or at least not that way.

An order is given to clear the Arena for the interval before the next fight, and the half-fiend warlord snarls, snaps his bow, tosses it away, and with a glare at the man in grey and Little Kiba stomps out. The giant is being dragged out by a team of grumbling centaurs, and several [called] air-elementals are being sent in to do what they can about lingering patches of smoke.


Heading home. A pleasant night to all :)


"Well, are we supposed to wait for another round or come back tomorrow? I'm not looking forward to several days of this."

[to Arielle] "Any other stars in range, honey?"


Jack Hammer wrote:

"Well, are we supposed to wait for another round or come back tomorrow? I'm not looking forward to several days of this."

[to Arielle] "Any other stars in range, honey?"

Arielle concentrates hard. "Just the one with the lady over there, Daddy," she says pointing to Eiboria. "I told you what she said about that. And the rest of them are all away from here. That way," she says, pointing in the direction of the Brackenspur mountains. "I don't want to wait several days for this shiny either. There has to be another way." She frowned as she studied the star carefully.


Arielle wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

"Well, are we supposed to wait for another round or come back tomorrow? I'm not looking forward to several days of this."

[to Arielle] "Any other stars in range, honey?"

Arielle concentrates hard. "Just the one with the lady over there, Daddy," she says pointing to Eiboria. "I told you what she said about that. And the rest of them are all away from here. That way," she says, pointing in the direction of the Brackenspur mountains. "I don't want to wait several days for this shiny either. There has to be another way." She frowned as she studied the star carefully.

"There are always other ways, but they are not usually the best ways to do things," Devlyn says, looking at JH and Azuri'ith.


The Dalesman wrote:


"There are always other ways, but they are not usually the best ways to do things," Devlyn says, looking at JH and Azuri'ith.

"I am beginning to wonder whether the best way is even a possibility here. I have been watching the contest closely. They cheat. I would not be surprised to learn that someone or someones had been paid off to ensure a certain outcome."


'In game', it's probably only a couple more hours for them to have the last bout, the semi-finals, and finals. In terms of posting time I'm waiting for Little Kiba's response to the result of this round, before I try and handwave anything through though.
Both Daelemos and Eiboria have various people on their payrolls in this contest, so you likely end up dealing with one of them over this star.
Edit:
Hmm, I could be nice and if it came down Eiboria have her send it to Little Kiba.


Charles Evans 25 wrote:

'In game', it's probably only a couple more hours for them to have the last bout, the semi-finals, and finals. In terms of posting time I'm waiting for Little Kiba's response to the result of this round, before I try and handwave anything through though.

Both Daelemos and Eiboria have various people on their payrolls in this contest, so you likely end up dealing with one of them over this star.
Edit:
Hmm, I could be nice and if it came down Eiboria have her send it to Little Kiba.

It would add another interesting twist to Eiboria's character. Nothing at all wrong with that ;)

Off for real this time. G'night all :)


"Thanks for the antidote Knife. Hope we aren't DQ'ed because that fool decided to use smoke-baombs. No offense but thats worse than using poison. Want to get him if we're DQ'ed later?"


Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
Harry 'Blacksocks' MacGrognard wrote:

Hands Cranky some Sanka

There you go you old coot ..

Thanks Harry. Say, you ever seen what we did with the Parcheesi board? I can't find the dang thing nowhere.

Harry pulls it out

You left it here last time we played, you forgetful old cuss. Here, pull up a seat and we'll have a quick match. Ethel's making some rhubarb pie if you're in mind for a sliver.


Little Kiba wrote:
"Thanks for the antidote Knife. Hope we aren't DQ'ed because that fool decided to use smoke-baombs. No offense but thats worse than using poison. Want to get him if we're DQ'ed later?"

Seeing him out's sufficient for me. Make sure that if I can't win, that he's not in a position to do so either were my patron's instructions, and I prefer not to fight if I'm not being paid to do so.

Is Little Kiba interested in protesting a decision if there's a formal disqualification of the remaining three (Little Kiba, the Warlord, and the man in grey), or in trying to get back into the fighting somehow?
If not, I'll skip through to the end result if nobody minds, so the aliases at the arena can get on with other things.

Shadow Lodge

Chance Encounter wrote:
Is Little Kiba interested in protesting a decision if there's a formal disqualification of the remaining three (Little Kiba, the Warlord, and the man in grey), or in trying to get back into the fighting somehow?

Only if it's his DQ and if there is a chance to fight again he'll try to argue his case.


Lucinda emerges from the Ranger and Dryad, and heads down the streets of the Bazaar, chaos erupting all around her. Fistfights break out, stalls are overturned, and lovers make fools of themselves in public. It is only once she feels herself becoming the unwelcome focus of attention, that Lucinda hurriedly fades into view and dashes for the nearest clothing retailer where she obtains a shapeless black robe with hood with which to garb herself.
The shopkeeper seems enraged by the priceless ancient silver coin with which she pays him, however, and she leaves the shop with him down on the floor underneath the paws of a swarm of fluffy bunnies, with big dark eyes and soft velvety fur.
Lucinda decides that since the Denizens of Leng were recently at Slipknot Pete's store, but NOT looking for her, it makes sense that she should call in there to equally not look for them, and so she sets off in that direction.


Walking through the Bazaar, and innocent looking halfing woman walks calmly in the chaos as several people(and etc) run from her very presence. She concentrates for a moment and people stop running from her, though the still seem to ignore her. She begins to walk toward the arena.

Let chaos and destruction reign supreme!


Feeling a lot more stifled and obvious since she bought the robe, but with people paying a lot less attention to her, Lucinda arrives outside of Slipknot Pete's store. She rattles the handle, to see if the store is closed.


Lucinda Darkeyes wrote:

Feeling a lot more stifled and obvious since she bought the robe, but with people paying a lot less attention to her, Lucinda arrives outside of Slipknot Pete's store. She rattles the handle, to see if the store is closed.

The door is locked, and all the windows are covered.


Dragonborn3 wrote:
Chance Encounter wrote:
Is Little Kiba interested in protesting a decision if there's a formal disqualification of the remaining three (Little Kiba, the Warlord, and the man in grey), or in trying to get back into the fighting somehow?
Only if it's his DQ and if there is a chance to fight again he'll try to argue his case.

The officials decide to disqualify those still standing at the end of Little Kiba's bout (and the gnomes with the hand-crossbows who 'won' another one, plus a lich who won another simply because nobody else had weapons which could harm him) and reorganise the semifinals structure, to two contests, with three survivors from each semifinal to go through to the final.

The use of more than two smoke-bombs in a bout by any contestant is retroactively BANNED.

Shadow Lodge

Chance Encounter wrote:

The officials decide to disqualify those still standing at the end of Little Kiba's bout and reorganize the semifinals structure, to two contests, with three survivors from each semifinal to go through to the final.

The use of more than two smoke-bombs in a bout by any contestant is retroactively BANNED.

Does this mean Lk can continue competing?


Not-Quite-Right Pete wrote:
Lucinda Darkeyes wrote:

Feeling a lot more stifled and obvious since she bought the robe, but with people paying a lot less attention to her, Lucinda arrives outside of Slipknot Pete's store. She rattles the handle, to see if the store is closed.

The door is locked, and all the windows are covered.

Excellent! she claps her hands together and gives a cry of delight. It's closed, so that means it must be open.

She walks through the door, as if it were ethereal, and enters the shop.
Pete! Where are you Pete? she coos. It's your precious little mermaid, Lucy, here...
Just a thought, as to why he might be 'not quite right'.... :D
If not, she's just saying it because she feels like it.


Lucinda Darkeyes wrote:
Not-Quite-Right Pete wrote:
Lucinda Darkeyes wrote:

Feeling a lot more stifled and obvious since she bought the robe, but with people paying a lot less attention to her, Lucinda arrives outside of Slipknot Pete's store. She rattles the handle, to see if the store is closed.

The door is locked, and all the windows are covered.

Excellent! she claps her hands together and gives a cry of delight. It's closed, so that means it must be open.

She walks through the door, as if it were ethereal, and enters the shop.
Pete! Where are you Pete? she coos. It's your precious little mermaid, Lucy, here...
Just a thought, as to why he might be 'not quite right'.... :D
If not, she's just saying it because she feels like it.

Pete screams.

"No! Nononoononononoooooo! I walked for hours, days, weeks. There isn't an ocean for miles," he moans.


Growing bored with walking along the ground with all the rejects who freqeunt the Bazaar, the lady halfling looks for a new place to walk, and jumps to the rooftops as she continue on her way. Every few moments a person in the Bazaar dies suddenly and the light sound of laughter floats in the air.


Dragonborn3 wrote:
Chance Encounter wrote:

The officials decide to disqualify those still standing at the end of Little Kiba's bout and reorganize the semifinals structure, to two contests, with three survivors from each semifinal to go through to the final.

The use of more than two smoke-bombs in a bout by any contestant is retroactively BANNED.
Does this mean Lk can continue competing?

They want to simply get on with things, and rather than having the other two whining if Little Kiba's left in, and having things drag on all day they're simply disqualifying all three of those who were 'still standing' so that they can get on with the contest. They're prepared to make a statement to the fight circuit, about 'special circumstances' if anyone's concerned about getting a reputation as a cheat, and to offer 500 gold pieces 'for your time' in compensation to each of you.


Not-Quite-Right Pete wrote:
Lucinda Darkeyes wrote:

Excellent! she claps her hands together and gives a cry of delight. It's closed, so that means it must be open.

She walks through the door, as if it were ethereal, and enters the shop.
Pete! Where are you Pete? she coos. It's your precious little mermaid, Lucy, here...
Just a thought, as to why he might be 'not quite right'.... :D
If not, she's just saying it because she feels like it.

Pete screams.

"No! Nononoononononoooooo! I walked for hours, days, weeks. There isn't an ocean for miles," he moans.

Oh, Pete, is that any way to treat an old friend?

I've heard that some BAD men were here earlier in the day, so I came here to look because they weren't looking for me, and I thought you'd be scared by them.
She continues to wander around the store talking out loud as she does so. Items rattle up and down as she passes, and green sparks sizzle and crackle.
Would you like me to cook for you Pete, like I used to? Make you a nice apple dumpling, to cheer you up?


Db3's BBEG wrote:
Growing bored with walking along the ground with all the rejects who freqeunt the Bazaar, the lady halfling looks for a new place to walk, and jumps to the rooftops as she continue on her way. Every few moments a person in the Bazaar dies suddenly and the light sound of laughter floats in the air.

Muulsh stares about as people begin to fall in the streets. He hurreidly shuts up his jewelry shop


Lucinda Darkeyes wrote:

Oh, Pete, is that any way to treat an old friend?

I've heard that some BAD men were here earlier in the day, so I came here to look because they weren't looking for me, and I thought you'd be scared by them.
She continues to wander around the store talking out loud as she does so. Items rattle up and down as she passes, and green sparks sizzle and crackle.
Would you like me to cook for you Pete, like I used to? Make you a nice apple dumpling, to cheer you up?

"No. Please, no. Just leave me be." He is shaking in terror. "I don't want no dumplings no more. I can't be thinking straight round you, Lucy. I has a nice quiet life here. I likes that, I does."


Not-Quite-Right Pete wrote:
Lucinda Darkeyes wrote:

Oh, Pete, is that any way to treat an old friend?

I've heard that some BAD men were here earlier in the day, so I came here to look because they weren't looking for me, and I thought you'd be scared by them.
She continues to wander around the store talking out loud as she does so. Items rattle up and down as she passes, and green sparks sizzle and crackle.
Would you like me to cook for you Pete, like I used to? Make you a nice apple dumpling, to cheer you up?
"No. Please, no. Just leave me be." He is shaking in terror. "I don't want no dumplings no more. I can't be thinking straight round you, Lucy. I has a nice quiet life here. I likes that, I does."

Straight thinking, pfft!

The room fills with green smoke for a moment, which rapidly coalesces into writhing insubstantial tentacles, which Lucinda seems not to notice.
I spent a decade thinking straight, Pete, a servant for unimaginable evils outside of existence. In the end thinking straight drove me worse than insane.
She calms down a little and the tentacles cease to grope for things, and disperse.
I'm sad you don't want my dumplings Pete, but if it's quiet which you want, it's quiet you'll get, and I'll go.
She walks out of the door, in much the same fashion that she entered, leaving behind her an ominous and brooding silence that refuses to go.
Basically, Lucinda's just accidentally cursed the entire premises with a silence variation, so that the only thing there which makes a sound (beside herself) is Pete. ND and Daughters of the Morning are exceptions (not sure on the Eiboria front), and a deity in person (such as Lynora-Jill) would be muffled and feel very oppressed by the magic in the place.
Removing this curse, before it naturally expires at the next full moon would be very difficult.


Pete sits curled up on the floor, knees clasped tightly in front of him, rocking back and forth and singing a strange nonsense song over and over and over and over and over and over...


An evil miasma, redolent with despair, descends on the streets of the Bazaar in the vicinity of Lucinda as she wanders around aimlessly for several minutes after leaving Pete's shop.
But then she claps her hands to cheer herself up and motivate herself, the fog blows away, and surrounded in a halo of bright sunshine, leaving a trail of dead butterflies behind her as she walks, she heads for the omniportal, whistling cheerfully.
She pays the toll-keeper at the omniportal with a banana, steps through, and vanishes from the Bazaar.


All this fun and no one invites me...


You know, I think Knife's right. Lk is in over his head right now.

Growling, 'Shango-Wildson' collects his gold and leaves. When Lk rejoins the group looking for shinies, he looks like a human kid again(just one whose pack is heavier than before and is trying to hide a bandaged side under his thin shirt).

"Hey Arielle, what did I miss?"


Db3's BBEG wrote:
Growing bored with walking along the ground with all the rejects who freqeunt the Bazaar, the lady halfling looks for a new place to walk, and jumps to the rooftops as she continue on her way. Every few moments a person in the Bazaar dies suddenly and the light sound of laughter floats in the air.

As the lady halfling nears the arena, people stop dying left and right and they begin to run from here presence even though they may not see her. She calmly floats over the arena for a seat just in time to notice Lk removing his disguise and returning to the shiny seekers. She smiles as she see an oppurtunity present itself and wahts for the competition to end.

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