"Hello?"
Malice Jack wakes up and rolls out of bed.
Wow ..something feels ...different somehow ...
It smells the same. Oh, that's you.
There's one of those shape-shifting robots of yours over at Club Calistria.
Or you can stay here and drink.
Malice yamns and streches, grabbing Bore-Axe
So what's news today guys?
Someone posed as Devlyn and caused trouble at the Club, then Allura showed up. The problem is both of them were with us when it happened.
Malice sits up
Uh oh. Shapeshifters in the club. That's not good...
The neutrality of the Club works against us. Evil parties with Good. And if Lyn's mom is any indication of 'good' we have to worry about them too.
Yah, but you'd figure folks would keep from messing with such a cool watering hole ...
Darn megalomaniac losers ..
It could have been worse. At least no one was killed.
The raven of doom fears this is a sign of something really nasty.
Who'd they imitate?
Who'd they imitate?
First the Dalesman. Apparently all he did was hit on one of the servers, but it freaked her out. Then it was Allura who just cried and ran out.
Strange behavior. An assassin? Why expose your hand? Create fear and paranoia? Definitely but is that all?
Probably not ..
Hefts Bore-Axe
But we'd better keep an eye out for strange behavior ...
Speaking of strange behavior...I built these Jack decoys. Now this location will never be without a Jack presence while you're out fighting evil.
And they're programmed to act like their counterparts. Roughing up peasants and thieves, belching out the alphabet, or clearing the room with their gas. I didn't program them to drink all the booze though. I do have limits.
Everyone hears a voice coming from the basement.
"Hey, did we just get stuck in the RPG pocket dimension? Great! Maybe this place will be less painful than the True Board!"
Everyone hears a voice coming from the basement.
"Hey, did we just get stuck in the RPG pocket dimension? Great! Maybe this place will be less painful than the True Board!"
Darn! We just built this place and now we have to call the exterminator.
Wait, we are the exterminators! Get him!
Everyone hears a voice coming from the basement.
"Hey, did we just get stuck in the RPG pocket dimension? Great! Maybe this place will be less painful than the True Board!"Darn! We just built this place and now we have to call the exterminator.
Wait, we are the exterminators! Get him!
Wait a minute, that's Cousin Joe. He's an honorary Jack.
Wait a minute, that's Cousin Joe. He's an honorary Jack.Everyone hears a voice coming from the basement.
"Hey, did we just get stuck in the RPG pocket dimension? Great! Maybe this place will be less painful than the True Board!"Darn! We just built this place and now we have to call the exterminator.
Wait, we are the exterminators! Get him!
He wasn't carrying a beer, or three.
He wasn't carrying a beer, or three.Wait a minute, that's Cousin Joe. He's an honorary Jack.Everyone hears a voice coming from the basement.
"Hey, did we just get stuck in the RPG pocket dimension? Great! Maybe this place will be less painful than the True Board!"Darn! We just built this place and now we have to call the exterminator.
Wait, we are the exterminators! Get him!
We've had in the basement for months now "initiating" him. We've had him hooked up to the electric chair down there.
We've had in the basement for months now "initiating" him. We've had him hooked up to the electric chair down there.He wasn't carrying a beer, or three.Wait a minute, that's Cousin Joe. He's an honorary Jack.Everyone hears a voice coming from the basement.
"Hey, did we just get stuck in the RPG pocket dimension? Great! Maybe this place will be less painful than the True Board!"Darn! We just built this place and now we have to call the exterminator.
Wait, we are the exterminators! Get him!
Oh. I thought it was the 220V blender that was causing the lights to dim.
Wow, we must be doing good, now we have sub-houses, yay!
*Pops a beer and whatches the Jacks go at it*
The Frat Jack Decoy Robot sits next to the original.
That's my beer!
Knocks at the door
Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?
Knocks at the door
Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?
It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?
It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?Knocks at the door
Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?
Sebastianity Convert Jack's decoy walks up to him and says,
Poneeee....
It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?Knocks at the door
Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?
Er... Um.. I brought beer?
Smiles innocently, handing JRHM a twelve pack
It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?Knocks at the door
Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?
Er... Um.. I brought beer?
Smiles innocently, handing JRHM a twelve pack
*smiles* Welcome!
*smiles* Welcome!It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?Knocks at the door
Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?
Er... Um.. I brought beer?
Smiles innocently, handing JRHM a twelve pack
So, all I could get my hands on is some Fosters and Guiness.. Take whichever one you want, I'll put the rest in the fridge..
Warforged Jack:
Warforged Jack begins sweating, even in the coolness of the Clubhouse.
Excuse me brothers, I must take my leave of you and tend my forge for a while.
He departs and closes the tent flap of the forge behind him.
If there be one,...there may be two!
Warforged grabs his axe and throws open the tent flaps.
Brothers Jack! We must hasten to Club Calistria! We may have a fallen one in our midst!
Wasp comes in.
"Plant, I have some bad news. It's Frogsk--"
Plant is not there. In his room, smashed plant pots scatter the floor. There has been a fight here.
"PLANT!!!" Wasp cries. Then, he kneels on the ground, and find a lock of hair. It closely resembles Lynora's. Nearby is a dead wasp.
"I should have known...they've been against us all along. That's why everybody conveniently died while trying to help them! They never needed any help! They..." His eyes are fevered now. "THEY ARE IN AN ALLIANCE WITH CANDLE LIGHTER!!! THEY KILLED THEM ALL!!!"
He looks half mad. He draws his Cleaver.
"TO THE VIKINGS!!! They shall help!"
He disappears.
Okay, this isn't a request, but I'm sharing anyways.
This was pretty much an exercise in me wanting to try out my new india ink pens.
May possibly be kinda NSFW. No nudity. Just a girl in a bikini. Figured I should give you fair warning :)
Okay, this isn't a request, but I'm sharing anyways.
This was pretty much an exercise in me wanting to try out my new india ink pens.
May possibly be kinda NSFW. No nudity. Just a girl in a bikini. Figured I should give you fair warning :)
OK, so maybe it's better than a french maid outfit. Hubba hubba. ;)
OK, so maybe it's better than a french maid outfit. Hubba hubba. ;)
Okay, this isn't a request, but I'm sharing anyways.
This was pretty much an exercise in me wanting to try out my new india ink pens.
May possibly be kinda NSFW. No nudity. Just a girl in a bikini. Figured I should give you fair warning :)
Lol :) Thanks for the compliment.
Finally arriving at the clubhouse, LJ is somewhat surprised by how long the walk was. She'd already become so accustomed to flying that it seemed strange to walk, but she didn't want to get too far ahead of JH. He was taking his job as her protector very seriously at the moment and given how many enemies had come after her directly of late she really couldn't blame him.
Hello, anybody home? she called as they walked into the clubhouse.
Malice looks up from the couch
Hey Lynora! What's going on? Hey JH! What's news?
Malice looks up from the couch
Hey Lynora! What's going on? Hey JH! What's news?
Well, it's kind of a long story. Umm, yeah. Well, my sister Ash is really evil, Thieving Wasp is dead, and there's a doppelganger running around pretending to be different people so I made these, she says, holding up one of the eye-shaped crystal amulets, to help us see through that sort of thing. Here, she hands the amulet to Malice Jack. It's an amulet of true sight. While you're wearing it you just have to concentrate on something for a second and you can see its true form. Hey, is Angel around? I really need to talk to her.
Malice looks up from the couch
Hey Lynora! What's going on? Hey JH! What's news?
Death, Doom, and Destruction. We have shapechangers and changeshapers, and Dr. Phil as our new enemy. WJ showed us the bare naked truth about Lyn's sister, and it was not pretty. Not Crying Game scary, but it was bad. Pretty usual days.
BTW, we heard the Wasp was killed. Then we heard KC, Wasp, VTPJ, and a couple others talking. Then a Raven came in a shut them up.
Speaking of which, how did VTPJ get killed here? Did all the Jack decoys fall asleep on the couch with you?
It's almost too much for my little golem brain.
Well, it's kind of a long story. Umm, yeah. Well, my sister Ash is really evil, Thieving Wasp is dead, and there's a doppelganger running around pretending to be different people so I made these, she says, holding up one of the eye-shaped crystal amulets, to help us see through that sort of thing. Here, she hands the amulet to Malice Jack. It's an amulet of true sight. While you're wearing it you just have to concentrate on something for a second and you can see its true form. Hey, is Angel around? I really need to talk to her.Malice looks up from the couch
Hey Lynora! What's going on? Hey JH! What's news?
*WHISPERS TO MALICE* It might be best if you don't mention the x-ray enhancements to Lyn. I kinda let it slip.
Malice Jack looks around
Wow! That's a lot of new stuff. Thanks for the amulet LJ!
Malice stands
So what are we doing to stop the black hats?
Death, Doom, and Destruction. We have shapechangers and changeshapers, and Dr. Phil as our new enemy.