Okay, the temple's open. Come on an introduce yourself.
All manner of behavior is excepted and I take no substitutes.
let ceaseless mirth begin.
Is this the solar multiplexus?
comes in naked with a group of nymphs
Look i brought entertainment
OH YEAH!
I am.
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Aww, hell no.
comes in naked with a group of nymphs
Look i brought entertainment
Nymphs, ladies over here. Come rub the sunny godhead.
Tribble Lord, I don't mind if they bite.
Lynora-Jill flies in. She has changed since the last time she was here. She is free to be her own person now, free of the control of the goddess. And, certainly the more obvious change, she has regained her wings. Her celestial heritage is now easily seen. She hopes that Sunny Godhead will help her. She is not sure if he might have hard feelings about her defection to the Jacks.
Sunny Godhead! Please, your advice and assistance are required during a time of great peril. I humbly ask your aid.
Lynora-Jill flies in. She has changed since the last time she was here. She is free to be her own person now, free of the control of the goddess. And, certainly the more obvious change, she has regained her wings. Her celestial heritage is now easily seen. She hopes that Sunny Godhead will help her. She is not sure if he might have hard feelings about her defection to the Jacks.
Sunny Godhead! Please, your advice and assistance are required during a time of great peril. I humbly ask your aid.
Lynora-Jill, I saw you over at Club Calistra. Great place. I tried entering a portal by was replused. It was odd. Do you need my aid and wisdom?
Lynora-Jill, I saw you over at Club Calistra. Great place. I tried entering a portal by was replused. It was odd. Do you need my aid and wisdom?Lynora-Jill flies in. She has changed since the last time she was here. She is free to be her own person now, free of the control of the goddess. And, certainly the more obvious change, she has regained her wings. Her celestial heritage is now easily seen. She hopes that Sunny Godhead will help her. She is not sure if he might have hard feelings about her defection to the Jacks.
Sunny Godhead! Please, your advice and assistance are required during a time of great peril. I humbly ask your aid.
Well, it's kind of a long story, but right now we're in the middle of a big battle with a dracolich. Thanks for the fireseed by the way. That should help a lot. But we need to get the kobold out of my head in order to fully defeat the dracolich, and that means that we'll have to deal with the goddess again, too. There's supposed to be something in the book. I think the wasp has been trying to find it. But destroying a goddess is tricky business, and I'm sure that a little divine help would definitely come in handy.
Well, it's kind of a long story, but right now we're in the middle of a big battle with a dracolich. Thanks for the fireseed by the way. That should help a lot. But we need to get the kobold out of my head in order to fully defeat the dracolich, and that means that we'll have to deal with the goddess again, too. There's supposed to be something in the book. I think the wasp has been trying to find it. But destroying a goddess is tricky business, and I'm sure that a little divine help would definitely come in handy.
Any divine assistance against the kobold and your dark side is granted. I am shiny as I am benevolent. I can blast the Dracolich and it phylactery into ashes. No problem. I'll need to more about the kobold and your goddess.
Any divine assistance against the kobold and your dark side is granted. I am shiny as I am benevolent. I can blast the Dracolich and it phylactery into ashes. No problem. I'll need to more about the kobold and your goddess.
Well, it's kind of a long story, but right now we're in the middle of a big battle with a dracolich. Thanks for the fireseed by the way. That should help a lot. But we need to get the kobold out of my head in order to fully defeat the dracolich, and that means that we'll have to deal with the goddess again, too. There's supposed to be something in the book. I think the wasp has been trying to find it. But destroying a goddess is tricky business, and I'm sure that a little divine help would definitely come in handy.
No, no, the kobold is helping. Okay maybe I should start at the beginning. A long time ago, I don't know how long - I spent a lot of time having my memories erased, it mucks up my perception of time. A long time ago, a group of celestials, clerics, and wizards decided they had had just about enough of the Goddess of Dangerous Knowledge, so they made a plan to imprison her. Well, they needed somewhere to imprison her, so my mother kindly volunteered me for the job. They changed me, including cutting off my wings among other things, and made me into a prison for her. But they fracked it up. The binding didn't work right. They all got killed in the process, and while the goddess was confined to my body, she was still very aware of everything and able to take control of me one day out of every month. Slowed down her evil schemes some, but not much. She would erase my memory of everything that she had done and anything I might learn that would harm her.
The kobold helped me finish the binding ritual, so she doesn't control me anymore, but she's still trapped in my head. And, thanks to a lot of interference during the ritual, so is the kobold. He's part of the wards. If we let him out, then she can get out too, which would be bad...
No, no, the kobold is helping. Okay maybe I should start at the beginning. A long time ago, I don't know how long - I spent a lot of time having my memories erased, it mucks up my perception of time. A long time ago, a group of celestials, clerics, and wizards decided they had had just about enough of the Goddess of Dangerous Knowledge, so they made a plan to imprison her. Well, they needed somewhere to imprison her, so my mother kindly volunteered me for the job. They changed me, including cutting off my wings among other things, and made me into a prison for her. But they fracked it up. The binding didn't work right. They all got killed in the process, and while the goddess was confined to my body, she was still very aware of everything and able to take control of me one day out of every month. Slowed down her evil schemes some, but not much. She would erase my memory of everything that she had done and anything I might learn that would harm her.
The kobold helped me finish the...
I see. And what is acquired of me?
I see. And what is acquired of me?No, no, the kobold is helping. Okay maybe I should start at the beginning. A long time ago, I don't know how long - I spent a lot of time having my memories erased, it mucks up my perception of time. A long time ago, a group of celestials, clerics, and wizards decided they had had just about enough of the Goddess of Dangerous Knowledge, so they made a plan to imprison her. Well, they needed somewhere to imprison her, so my mother kindly volunteered me for the job. They changed me, including cutting off my wings among other things, and made me into a prison for her. But they fracked it up. The binding didn't work right. They all got killed in the process, and while the goddess was confined to my body, she was still very aware of everything and able to take control of me one day out of every month. Slowed down her evil schemes some, but not much. She would erase my memory of everything that she had done and anything I might learn that would harm her.
The kobold helped me finish the...
If you could give me some divine energy to protect me from her taking over my body again, I would greatly appreciate it.
If you could give me some divine energy to protect me from her taking over my body again, I would greatly appreciate it.
Sure, but I must come with you. Give me a second....
*Ugh! Hurrrrr! Ughhhhhh!!*
Sunny Godhead metamorphs into a handsome humanesque avatar
Okay, Divine essense coming up, but where's this RPG Thread you mentioned?
What's in the Koolaid?
Drinks anyone? The line is over there. Please lay down in neat rows when you begin to feel light-headed.
If you could give me some divine energy to protect me from her taking over my body again, I would greatly appreciate it.Sure, but I must come with you. Give me a second....
*Ugh! Hurrrrr! Ughhhhhh!!*
Sunny Godhead metamorphs into a handsome humanesque avatar
Okay, Divine essense coming up, but where's this RPG Thread you mentioned?
Oh, thank you so much! I can't tell you how much I appreciate your help. For now we are regrouping at Club Calistria before once more taking the field at the Roleplaying Game Thread.
Oh, thank you so much! I can't tell you how much I appreciate your help. For now we are regrouping at Club Calistria before once more taking the field at the Roleplaying Game Thread.
Ah, then let us take our leave.
*His energies disperse and Lynora-Jill is bathed in a sunny golden aura*
She hears his disembodied voice.
If you can not fly, I will take both of us.
Ah, then let us take our leave.
*His energies disperse and Lynora-Jill is bathed in a sunny golden aura*
She hears his disembodied voice.
If you can notfly, I will take both of us.
Oh, my wings grew back after the goddess was fully bound. And as the Champion of Wind, I am never without winds to carry me as quickly as I need.
What's in the Koolaid?Drinks anyone? The line is over there. Please lay down in neat rows when you begin to feel light-headed.
What's in the Koolaid?Drinks anyone? The line is over there. Please lay down in neat rows when you begin to feel light-headed.
To Lynora-Jill: Then fly my priestess.
What's in the Koolaid?Drinks anyone? The line is over there. Please lay down in neat rows when you begin to feel light-headed.
Hey, do you have any conservative kool-aid? I only drink the conservative stuff. Don't give me any of that liberal crap.
Disgusting, the utter diregard for my temple and it's accomidations. That Kool-Aider Drinker and what he does to walls. Never again will he set foot in my temple.
To the Sunny Godhead, it did not matter. For within moments and a small amount of effortless concetration, his minions, the elementals of radiance and gravity had the place polished clean within hours.
Gone was the trash, the graffetti and the empty beer bottles. The net was tugged firm and straightened, ready for the next game.
Ah, Summer approaches. Hmmm, where to get another ACME droid?
"Seems like good a place as any"
Summons hoards of tribbles , Demons, demon-fey and lost souls
The demons build and alter and fire pit, as the high priest of the tribble cult starts sacrificing mortal. The Demon lord wonders out naked save an apron that reads "Kiss the cook" lights the fire and says
'let the Cookout and orgy begin!"
Upon seeing the god head the Demon lord asks
"Ya want a burger? make fresh, Just ground this morn,. They scream alot when ya do that though"
Upon seeing the god head the Demon lord asks
"Ya want a burger? make fresh, Just ground this morn,. They scream alot when ya do that though"
I am not amused. Out of my temple! Now!
"But we got left overs! I mean ya know had to do something with the bodies "
Blaaaaaarrrrph!
"Would you like a hamburger?"
Mmmmm.....hambur....Sploooorrrrrtch
"Would you like a sacrifice, still have a few wiggling"
"Would you like a job, I am sure I can find some fun thing for you to ki..Do"
Unamused by the recent round of stupidity, The Sunny Godhead etches protective magic wards and circles in the immediate vicinity with his heat vision. The wards ban all androids, tribbles, demon lords of the 444th layer of the abyss, and vomit guy from entering. it also bans any future incarnations as too.
Unamused by the recent round of stupidity, The Sunny Godhead etches protective magic wards and circles in the immediate vicinity with his heat vision. The wards ban all androids, tribbles, demon lords of the 444th layer of the abyss, and vomit guy from entering. it also bans any future incarnations as too.
The Solar Temple's Omniportal flashes and a blonde dressed in a man's tunic and breeches appears. She looks around at the sad collection of thread trolls and clears her throat.
OK, everyone who is not me or Sunny Godhead get out of this thread. We have some renovations to do, so...
The blonde-haired woman raises her arms and everyone present disappears to their native threads.
The woman smiles
That's better.
She rummages in a nearby laundry hamper and pulls a very small white bikini from its depths. Dropping her men's clothing to the patio, she quickly slips the thong bikini on.
Her skin is revealed to be a Celtic knotwork of green, red and gold vine tattoos, with leaves of similar colors branching off at random intervals. Her right eye is encircled with a golden sunray tattoo, and a small red flower sits demurely between her eyes on her bronze forehead.
Now, To get this mess cleaned up!
Alaina summons several large woody creatures that seem to grow in place. They shuffle about to her instructions, righting tables and fixing damages to the cabana.
Sploooorrrtch!
Sploooorrrtch!
*Appears and whacks with stick*
Bad Vomit Guy! You're supposed to be dead!
Sploooorrrtch!*Appears and whacks with stick*
Bad Vomit Guy! You're supposed to be dead!
The reports of my demise have been greatly exage...Blaaaaaarrrrph!
Alaina frowns and sends a divine prayer up to her patron
Prayers to the Sun God:
"See what I get for trying to be nice, I throw a party make everyone some food and you guys wasn't even using it !want to be rude, ok then"
Vanishes in a cloud of tribbles
"See what I get for trying to be nice, I throw a party make everyone some food and you guys wasn't even using it !want to be rude, ok then"
Vanishes in a cloud of tribbles
Sheesh, I thought he'd never leave. In my name, look at all the hamburger and dead cow laying in the temple. Right when I got this place clean up too. Oh this boils it. This place has been defiled. I need to start from scratch again.
Ah, got it, new name, new dance club and eatery with bouncers too.
with that, he's gone in a flash of life
Alaina frowns and sends a divine prayer up to her patron
Prayers to the Sun God:
** spoiler omitted **
Across the length of the Astral Plane, a telepathic voice can be heard: Be ready my faithful servanr. change is coming soon.
"Humm who said we killed cows?"
Alaina settles down to grab a few rays and await her new god's summons
Ahhh .... tanning.
She rubs oil on her tattooed skin and sighs contentedly
Time to pack up and leave, my fire Flower.
Ushering Alaina to the side, Sunny Godhead concentrates and his priestess watches as the temple begins to fold in upon itself. It collapses like a perfect house of cards, each layer, each holy statue, each relic, each moasic honored in the name of the Sunny Godhead, falling into its proper place. The solar temple, or what it was once, contiues to compact upon itself, first cubical, then sphereical as waves, like cloth wraps over themselves repeatedly until the sphere grows small and smaller, until it disappears like a mote of light in the dark midnight.
His eyes open and he looks at his priestess. Return to the Oasis, my servant. There is much I have yet to do. Tell those at the Oasis that they should expect my soon.
Now I'm off to the Celestial Bureaucracy. There are building permits to obtain, safety regulations to be heeded, inspectors to notify, and union of temple builders and holy sanctifiers need to place their bids.
Alaina gets up and stretches, then readjusts her bikini.
"No problemo boss, I'll tell them"
Alaina walks over to the omniportal and vanishes