wait...a dragon with no hoard??? WTF...thats just wrong...by the dark lords..thats odd and ...well kinda funny really
wait...a dragon with no hoard??? WTF...thats just wrong...by the dark lords..thats odd and ...well kinda funny really
Of course, this was all off-'camera'.
Ye know I could use a drago lich minion..the pay is good as well
The large ape awakes, rolling out of his circular bed. None of the ladies had come over from the harem last evening and he was alone.
Hmm. The boss must be back from his adventures. Oh well, I needed a break anyway...
Scratching one hairy butt cheek absently, he shuffles over to the refrigerator and begins pulling out several old pizza boxes, chinese food cartons and a partially-devoured Larva roast.
Man am I Hoooooongry! He chortles
Sitting down to his early-morning snack, he ponders the Runelord's bargain.
I gotta tell the boss about this caper .....
Placing some old egg foo young on a slice of double anchovy pizza, he absently crams the morsel into his gaping mouth and chews meditatively
The large ape awakes, rolling out of his circular bed. None of the ladies had come over from the harem last evening and he was alone.
Hmm. The boss must be back from his adventures. Oh well, I needed a break anyway...
Scratching one hairy butt cheek absently, he shuffles over to the refrigerator and begins pulling out several old pizza boxes, chinese food cartons and a partially-devoured Larva roast.
Man am I Hoooooongry! He chortles
Sitting down to his early-morning snack, he ponders the Runelord's bargain.
I gotta tell the boss about this caper .....
Placing some old egg foo young on a slice of double anchovy pizza, he absently crams the morsel into his gaping mouth and chews meditatively
Hmmmm, looks good. Got any more left-overs.
The Demon Lord stretches and goes for a bit to eat, snacking on a tribble as he makes his way though the Halls of the great hall. He has much to do and soon, so many souls to claim. He stops when he sees Evil monkey and a many eyed Abomination eating at the table.
"When did I get a new minion?"
Evil Monkey looks up from the poker game he and ASA had been indulging in. Several half-dressed succubi toss piece of clothing into the pot as DloT comes in
Hey boss! Welcome back! I ran into the All Seeing Abomination over some anchovy egg foo young pizza at breakfast and we've been discussing a contract robbing that snooty dracolich Candle Lighter's hoard! Some swell from some new place on the Prime gave me this scroll with the particulars.
Tosses scroll over to DLoT. Looks at his hairy liege lord.
You want in on the action?
The large fiendish ape returns to his treehouse chuckling. A host of two-headed flying monkey tribble minions follow behind laden with swag.
WHAT. A. HAUL! He chortles in glee. He slaps the All Seeing Abomination on his ..errr back?
Man Blinky, did you see that pile? I can rig every slutty succubus on this plane in Dolce and Gabbana now!
Looking over the haul, he directs a fifth of his minions onward to DLoT's lair
Yeah tell the boss we did it and give him his Infernal Fifth of the swag! Oh MAN what a haul!
Opens the fridge and begins rummaging in the contents.
Hey Blinky! You hungry? I got a broccoli and anchovy pizza, some Funyons, a carton of General Moloch's chicken, shrimp puffs ...
Turns back and looks at his flapping two-headed minions.
Well? You dopes know where the treasure vault is right? So get goin!
Shakes massive tusked head
Sheesh two heads and they still need someone to wipe their @zz when they take a crap ....
Hums a little ditty as he fixes a early-morning post-raid snack for him and his polyocular buddy
O I wish all the girls were like dryads so fair
I'd split all their knotholes while pulling their hair
O roll yer leg over
Roll yer leg over
Roll yer leg over and hump me till noon!
Emerges with a huge platter of dodgy leftovers
MMM ..My favorite class is LUNCH!
Commences to a severe pigout. Soon the rumble of ape gas echoes throughout the plane.
The Demon Lord stretches and goes for a bit to eat, snacking on a tribble as he makes his way though the Halls of the great hall. He has much to do and soon, so many souls to claim. He stops when he sees Evil monkey and a many eyed Abomination eating at the table.
"When did I get a new minion?"
I don't know. That Troll, uh I_want_to_Touch_You, said something to me, and here I am. I'm still hungry. Got any tribbles to eat.
yay A fifth of swag. Puts it into the vault
"Now humm new minion, sure we have tribbles, and have some soul to torment and twist as well. You can help with that too, hummm ...feel free to eat a few of the mortals we got around, left overs from the BBQ mostly."
yay A fifth of swag. Puts it into the vault
"Now humm new minion, sure we have tribbles, and have some soul to torment and twist as well. You can help with that too, hummm ...feel free to eat a few of the mortals we got around, left overs from the BBQ mostly."
An impossibily long tongue descends from his tooth-filled orifice and licks his full lips. He slurps out loud.
BBQ! Mmmmmmmmmm!
Death and destruction! Tee hee! Evil grows stronger my lady. Yes, yes, it does. Hoo hoo! The little rats they scurry from their holes and raise the banner of chaos high. Soon, soon, soon now my lady. Hee hee hee!
The crazed gnome runs through, stopping briefly to pick something up and put it in his bag before running on.
hey a cultist. Hummm hey you want more power!"
shrugging his shoulders the Demon Lord looks back to his new minion
"Oh, my yes was a fine BBQ, we roasted a few hundred thousand from a new world somewhere. Feel free to do some raiding however. Nothing keeps the worship up like bloodshed and orgy's I always say"
hey a cultist. Hummm hey you want more power!"
shrugging his shoulders the Demon Lord looks back to his new minion
"Oh, my yes was a fine BBQ, we roasted a few hundred thousand from a new world somewhere. Feel free to do some raiding however. Nothing keeps the worship up like bloodshed and orgy's I always say"
Oooo! Oooo! Oooo! I have special eye powers, 6 or more as I loose count. Can I use them in the next raids? Can I eat crazy gnome too? I have an extra eye in my navel.
Goes back to eating his BBQ
"Sure you can use em, and if the gnome don't want to worship me you can eat him as well"
A large pile of naked flesh lies tumbled on Evil Monkey's bed. A hairy arm pokes out from the bottom. As light increases in the plane, the bed begins to lose sleepers: Fiendish dryads and succubi rolling off, yawning, stretching and searching for clothes on the floor. They giggle and walk back to the harem quarters, eventually leaving the recumbent snoring ape alone in his bachelor pad.
"Sure you can use em, and if the gnome don't want to worship me you can eat him as well"
Good Master! Good!
Slurps Noisly
Ponder to himself, The Demon Lord casts his gaze to the outside multi-verse. Things had gone quite, a pity that
"Minions, there is no chaos, no battle, no...mischief. We should fix that"
Splooooorrrrrtch!
"yay a new minion !"
Tackle hugs vomit guy
Blaaaaaaarrrph!
"Minions, there is no chaos, no battle, no...mischief. We should fix that"
Evil Monkey looks up from a Sun Elf leg he had been nibbling on in DLoT's throne room.
Slurp ..crunch ...gulp
So whatta ya got in mind boss?
"Sure you can use em, and if the gnome don't want to worship me you can eat him as well"Good Master! Good!
Slurps Noisly
We can make pigs of ourselves at Club Calistra....
Goes back to slurping on thigh of Tarresque.
sigh, we need a war....or a BBQ
The fiendish ape looks up for his What's Happening? marathon.
Club Calistria destroyed? That's bad news Mr Ed!
The fiendish ape takes the large crystal
"I'll try to keep an eye out Mr. Ed, thanks.."
Looks over at the TV where a fat man in a red cap is dancing wildly.
Man, just when I was getting settled in..
The Demon Lord looks around Well damn, go off to convert one little world to your worship and all hells brake lose. Well not really, although them barking lose would teach them uppity devils now wouldn't it."
The Demon Lord looks around Well damn, go off to convert one little world to your worship and all hells brake lose. Well not really, although them barking lose would teach them uppity devils now wouldn't it."
"Watch it now, some of us 'uppity devils' might take offense." The Erinyes leans against a wall, giving him an amused smile. "I wonder just whose side you're really on."
He's on the side of tribbles, witch.
The Witch Hunter General emerges from the shadows, a silver bastard-sword crackling with lightning clapsed in his gloved hands.
Rather interestingly he tipped me off that you would be here, too. Something about being bored and wanting to see a fight.
She draws her flaming scimitar and gives him a wicked grin. Well, you know, I do love a good fight. Bring it, old man.
So, you can tell me what you have done with my Flunkie - a small green fellow with a list - and I shall let you go free on this occasion, or you can fight for your immortal existence.
Your flunkie? Have you gone daft? I've never even seen your flunkie. Of all the...What is it with good guys and this stupid fixation on underlings? You sound like my sister. 'Don't hurt them, they're innocent, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' Like I care. Or even notice for that matter. You want to fight, I'll fight. You want to whine about your missing underling go find somebody who cares.
"yay a fight!"
Summons throne, popcorn and naked succubi
"And my dear I am on which ever side I am having the most fun with at the moment."
Not talking eh? Well no matter.
The Witch Hunter General utters a command word, dimension doors to behind where Ashaundra actually is and swings expertly for her neck.
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Not talking eh? Well no matter.
The Witch Hunter General utters a command word, dimension doors to behind where Ashaundra actually is and swings expertly for her neck.
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She parries the blow expertly. Oh, please, you didn't really think it was going to be that easy did you?
With a grin to the Demon Lord, And you think you're going to have more fun with this old guy? Whatever.She presses the attack, flaming scimitar blurring with the speed at which it is wielded, with an extra smite good tacked on for good measure just in case she gets lucky and hits.
"All in how kinky the old guy is I guess." Shifting his head sideways he smiles
"Although you look eh flexable"
The Witch Hunter General carefully watches Ashaundra's technique, using the greater reach of his bastard sword to good effect in the open terrain of the demon-lord's throne room. He only exerts himself if she tries to spread her wings to get airborne, occasionally dimension-dooring again, or at other times clicking his boots together for just long enough for a sudden burst of speed to nip around Ashaundra's flanks and slash at her wings.
My dear. If you mistake me for a do-gooder your sister and her friends must have beaten what sense you had out of your head. There is no room for mercy in dealing with witches and warlocks - only for justice.
I assume you know what happened to my my Flunkie, since he was last on his way to observe you, and nothing untoward is likely to have happened to him on the way, since he was making for the carnival via the relative safety of the Grove of the Ancients.
The Witch Hunter General carefully watches Ashaundra's technique, using the greater reach of his bastard sword to good effect in the open terrain of the demon-lord's throne room. He only exerts himself if she tries to spread her wings to get airborne, occasionally dimension-dooring again, or at other times clicking his boots together for just long enough for a sudden burst of speed to nip around Ashaundra's flanks and slash at her wings.
My dear. If you mistake me for a do-gooder your sister and her friends must have beaten what sense you had out of your head. There is no room for mercy in dealing with witches and warlocks - only for justice.
I assume you know what happened to my my Flunkie, since he was last on his way to observe you, and nothing untoward is likely to have happened to him on the way, since he was making for the carnival via the relative safety of the Grove of the Ancients.
Look, Old Man, she said becoming increasingly annoyed at how difficult it was to keep him from clipping her wings, I told you. I've never seen your flunkie. I wasn't even at the carnival since I was on my way over here to pay a little call on my former mistress's former ally. Maybe he just got lost in the woods. Maybe you need to hire better help. And maybe you need to get a hearing aid. I don't know where your flunkie is and I don't care. And I'm not a witch. I'm a blackguard. Sheesh. Can't even get that straight. Senility setting in perhaps?
Whatever. I'm done here. Come visit me at the carnival sometime, she says to the demon lord with a wink before planar shifting away.
Edit:
You promised me you would dimensionally lock your throne room, keyed to prevent travel by fiends save for your tribble servants in and out, the Witch Hunter General glances sharply at the Demon Lord of Tribbles. You permitted her to escape.
No matter. The temptress' ignorance seemed sincere, and whilst I shall eagerly seek to dispatch her again should our paths cross, I shall not bother to go out of my way to hunt such small fry down.
"I do not recall agreeing to lock the throne room?, Not at all do I recall this"
Then employ a scribe to keep track of such things for you.
The Witch Hunter General shrugs and departs.