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A silly game; the object is to be properly nonsensical yet relatively comprehensible. The list you can find on the various sites around The Internewt is as follows:
Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.
Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.
Fnord is a pickle without the bumps.
Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is toast without bread.
Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.
Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in Fnord's navel.
Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.
Fnord is the echo of silence.
Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.
Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.
Fnord is the donut hole.
Fnord is the whole donut.
Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.
Fnord is the serial number on a box of cereal.
Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 423.
Fnord is the yin without yang.
Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.
Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
Fnord never sleeps.
Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.
Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.
Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.
Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.
Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.
Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.
Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.
Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.
Fnord is the nutritional value of a can of Spam.
So, what've you got?
Fnord is a reverse entropic enclave.
Fnord is the the Tarrasque's older brother.
Fnord play poker with Rovagug every week.
Fnord is the real reason Thassilon fell.
Fnord spreads conspiracy theories about spreading conspiracy theories.
Fnord plays with seven-sided dice.
Fnord knows how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
Fnord knows what fnord isn't cleared to know.
Fnord is what happens to the character sheet that goes missing.
Fnord lives in the land of lost socks.
Fnord is the time between awake and asleep.
Fnord is the sound of one hand clapping.
Fnord is the 18th syllable in a haiku.
Fnord smells like Saturn.
Fnord is equal to 'three and a bit'.
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The Fnord Focus is a pretty lousy car.
Fnord is the collection of words philosophical writers use to give the illusion of technical competence, including up-trippingly specialised senses of words that have other jobs during daylight hours
Fnord is is, the, or, but, and and.
Fnord is something you catch after messing around with trashy girls. Even with antibiotics Fnord is hard to get rid of.
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[ open on suburban kitchen, Wife and Husband arguing ]
Wife: New Fnord is a floor wax!
Husband: No, new Fnord is a dessert topping!
Wife: It's a floor wax!
Husband: It's a dessert topping!
Wife: It's a floor wax, I'm telling you!
Husband: It's a dessert topping, you cow!
Spokesman: [ enters quickly ] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. New Fnord is both a floor wax and a dessert topping! Here, I'll spray some on your mop.. [ sprays Shimmer onto mop ] ..and some on your butterscotch pudding. [ sprays Shimmer onto pudding ]
[ Husband eats while Wife mops ]
Husband: Mmmmm, tastes terrific!
Wife: And just look at that shine! But will it last?
Spokesman: Hey, outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant.
Husband: And it's delicious!
Spokesman: Sure is! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!
Wife: Made from an exclusive non-yellowing formula.
Husband: I haven't even touched my pudding and I'm ready for more!
Wife: But what about black heel marks?
Spokesman: Dirt, grime, even black heel marks, wipe clean with a damp mop.
[ Husband accidentally sprays Fnord onto the floor ]
Husband: Oh, sorry, honey, I'll clean that up!
Wife: Oh, no problem, sweetheart, not with new Fnord!
[ Spokesman laughs continuously as he approaches the camera ]
Spokesman: New Fnord, for the greatest shine you ever tasted!
[ fade ]
Fnord is the eschatological manifestation of the kerygma of our
being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood
revealed.
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Fnord was the 23 1/2 President of the United States.
Fnord caught the roadrunner when the coyote couldn't.
Fnord knows the exact time and date of the end of the world, but isn't telling.
Fnord tucked the Runelords in to sleep.
Fnord is the secret patron of the house of surface-dwelling drow.
Fnord has no templates.
Fnord is the hand that writes then quickly moves away.
Fnord's got a rock n roll band. Its a free for all.
Fnord is the lunatic on the grass.
Fnord knows his father betrayed, now his wings turn to ashes to ashes his grave!
Fnord loves a rainy night.
Fnord tugged on Superman's cape.
Fnord's got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.
Nice one Ubermench.
Fnord pulled the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger.
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Fnord once said f~~@ on Saturday Night Live in the early 80's, but Lorne loved Fnord and didnt fire Fnord.
Fnord painted the famous silhouette of Alfred Hitchcock.
Fnord gathered the Mongol horde, but then dispersed them after lunch.
Fnord gave Burton the idea for Edward Scissorhands.
Fnord beat up Chuck Norris.
Fnord is that hardened crud on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.
Fnord was took the picture of the raising of the flag at Iwo Jima.
Fnordee Fnord is what the Swedes call Chuckee Cheese.
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Fnord sets sail in a Viking longboat.
Fnord is the original steampunk.
Fnord defeated the Tarrasque with nothing but a pair of chopsticks and a sleeping squirrel.
Fnord is allergic to being allergic.
Fnord knows what you're thinking and is ashamed for you.
Fnord is why blonde jokes exist.
Fnord can divide by zero.
Fnord is an omniscient, omnipotent deity who hates everyone.
Fnord lives with the dust bunnies under your bed.
Fnord knows the real reason why birds fly south for the winter.
Fnord knows how free will works.
Fnord taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.
Fnord knows how to make an atom out of only two quarks.
Fnord caused the heat death of the universe.
Fnord is full of electrolytes.
A Fnord is a snazzy smoking jacket.
Fnord once dated Loni Anderson.
Fnords are those red blinking lights on cellphone towers.
Fnord costs 300$ per ounce.
Fnord is not a performance enhancing drug.
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There are a pair of conjoined elephants attached at the trunk. When one sneezes, the sound "Fnord" can be heard as the other elephants' eyes bulge out!
Fnord was here before the Gods
Fnord is what Rich men need
Fnord is what poor people have
Fnord resurrects long dead threads
Fnord makes Mars go around
I'm an old GURPS player...
we know what Fnord is... but we'll never tell you.
GRU
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The Fnord that can be trodden is not the enduring and
unchanging Fnord. The name that can be named is not the enduring and
unchanging name.
high in fiber.
Fnord tastes great and is less filling.
Fnord gives clubs to fish to beat Sarah Palin in the head with.
I had a dream where I knew how to cure my medical problems, but all else I could remember is Fnord.
A fnord is a news story where you can sense something is off, if you know enough.
Fnord is that stuff left behind when all the spell components are used up.
Fnord is the essence of 2009