Big Mammy Grillz wrote: Looks like yourn cousin's come calling Aberzombie. Lichy, yew got any brains for the poor feller? He looks a mite peaked. BRAINS!!!
Big Mammy Grillz wrote: Looks like yourn cousin's come calling Aberzombie. Lichy, yew got any brains for the poor feller? He looks a mite peaked. Thet ain't muh kuhzin Mammy! Ah'm thinkin thet's wunna them dang hippeh fellas in disguys.
WHUT?! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH YA HIPPEH ZOMBEH!
*shoots zombeh guy*
*shoots the hippeh zombeh agin*
You gotta good eye thar wingding. Lemme get a piece of that thar hippeh
*click click*
BANG!
Gud shootin'! Luks lahk thet Zombie Guy has an alias of "Human." It'd be jest lahk a hippeh ta have a name lahk "human."
Dadgum hippehs. Cain't trust 'em, thet's fer shor.
Ayubetcha
Oooh, the "London Fire" post
'Mornin' Abe. Yew seen that hippeh cuzin of yourn?
Mornin'.
*pours PBR over Rice Krispies*
Nothin' lahk snap crackle burp ta git ya goin' in the mornin'.
No Rahce Crispehs fer meh. Mammeh, think ye kin throw a poun' er two o bacon on the griddle this mornin?
Big Mammy Grillz wrote: 'Mornin' Abe. Yew seen that hippeh cuzin of yourn? Ah seen im inna cupple uther threads heer bouts. He jest says thuh same dang thing alla time. Ah'm thinkin mebbe he's been smokin too much hippeh weed.
Big Mammy Grillz wrote: 'Mornin' Abe. Yew seen that hippeh cuzin of yourn? Aberzombie wrote: Ah seen im inna cupple uther threads heer bouts. He jest says thuh same dang thing alla time. Ah'm thinkin mebbe he's been smokin too much hippeh weed. {pops in wearing overalls, a straw hat, and nothing else} Ah-yep. It's all dat fancy-lad book learnin in sitty-folk skools dun turn im inna uh hippeh. Ya gots to kum from teh country ta gets uh reel lyfe edumication.
Aberzombie wrote: Goddang hippeh. Where?
Yew cain't fool us none hippeh! Evybuddy roun theez parts knows yuh fer whut yuh is. It's yer funneh tawking whut gives yuh away.
Aberzombie wrote: Yew cain't fool us none hippeh! Evybuddy roun theez parts knows yuh fer whut yuh is. It's yer funneh tawking whut gives yuh away. {one of her overall straps snaps} <poink!> {hastily attempts to cover up} Wha- ME?!
{sighs, places her straw hat on Aberzombie's noggin} Well, I can always dream of being a Country Girl. {gives him a quick peck on the cheek, then Gates out}
Ah tell you whut, zombeh. We don' need no perty city-girl hippehs roun' here. Mammy's perty enuf fer meh.
<Shoots the hippeh>
Yee haw!
Celestial Healer wrote: Ah tell you whut, zombeh. We don' need no perty city-girl hippehs roun' here. Mammy's perty enuf fer meh. Why you make me blush Wingding, you shurly do
Bats six-inch fake lashes at CH
Ah shor does dislahk them dang hippehs. T'other day ah kawt one in tryin tuh do funneh stuff with muh chickens. Had ta shoot the sumb###~.
Dadgum hippehs! Keep away from them chikkins!!
Goddang kompooter gremlin.
It's them hippehs, missin wit ahr posts.
Ah wuz visitin thet uhther thread, the one whut's gettin reely long, n'thet hippeh lizerd boah whut hung out round heer wuz tawkin bout beatin us, er sumthin. Thet boah shor's uh strange un.
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