Celestial Hippeh Lawyer |
Git em CH! Git them dang hippehs!
{Teleports in} I can't believe I'm being used to make delivery runs now...
Master Aberzombie, for your tireless efforts toward keeping the 'hippeh' population under control, I have been ordered to present you with this: {hands over blue-steeled shotgun with ivory inlays and petrified redwood stock} Ol' Retribution -- a +3 Hippeh-Disrupting Shotgun with Ever-reloading Cold Iron Shot...
...and this: {hangs small pine tree around his neck} a Pine Air-Freshener to counteract the stench of patchouli.
Must go, I have to deliver some stupid other thing to some "worthy" recipient. Greater Powers have such odd ideas about... {Teleports out}
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Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
AH! It's one-a dem robot hippehs! GET OFFA MAH LAWN!
*click click*
BOOOOOM!!!!
Negative.
This lawn is being assimilated.
Besides: It's "Chick Chicky Boom!"
Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
Ah'm thinkin this hippeh robot wants thuh grass cuz he's gonna smoke it lahk wunna them marijewanna joints.
Negative.
This drone has no medical need for Tetrahydrocannabinol.
Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
Negative.
The counter-cultural movement -or "Hippeh" as you refer to it- was indeed assimilated by the Collective. However, while some of the ideas were of value, ultimately the Collective deemed it irrelevent.
Thus the Paizomatrix is not a "hippie."
Thus we feel no need to smoke anything.
We will, however, plant some Sunflowers to deal with you.