untitled, II

[Kobold Catgirl]

The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Dragonborn3 wrote:

The Lemmings are my little flying army.. So Says Froggy President!

Say wha...? Yer stole the lemmings from thuh kobold?

I prefer the term liberated...

What you people talking about?

Goddamn lemmings....curse them!!!

[Mr. Deadman]

Did someone say lemmings? I am somewhat hungry...

[Larry Lichman]

...

[Sebastian's Mother]

Larry Lichman wrote:

...

Yoo hoo, Mr. Lichman! That nice kobold boy told me where I could find you...

[Larry Lichman]

Ah don't rekolect ya, ma'am. Ah thenk ya got the wrong Lich.

(Thet Kobaldt Feller's gonna git it wen Ah fahnd him...)

[Dragonborn3]

The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Dragonborn3 wrote:

The Lemmings are my little flying army.. So Says Froggy President!

Say wha...? Yer stole the lemmings from thuh kobold?

I prefer the term liberated...

What you people talking about?

See the crimsom crime thread. you might not remember cause you hadn't evolved enough yet....

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Butterfrog]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Ah don't rekolect ya, ma'am. Ah thenk ya got the wrong Lich.

(Thet Kobaldt Feller's gonna git it wen Ah fahnd him...)

*Me hides in the case of PBR in a hurry*

leds gettahellouttaher!

[Ubermench]

Butterfrog wrote:

Larry Lichman wrote:

Ah don't rekolect ya, ma'am. Ah thenk ya got the wrong Lich.

(Thet Kobaldt Feller's gonna git it wen Ah fahnd him...)

*Me hides in the case of PBR in a hurry*

leds gettahellouttaher!

*Pulls a PBR out of the case and pop's the top.* "Hey who put a frog in my beer". "Mmmm buttery".

[Kruelaid]

Ayup

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Slurps her PBR

Bertha Lou yew still lich-crazy even in yer maturity. Try to have some dignity girl!

Hawks and spits a gob of phlegm off porch

Who stole my corn likker jug?

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm gessin it wuz thet lizerd fella.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah reckon so.

[Monafrog]

*crawls out of the PBR case totaaly wasted....*

Ayhic!!!....up...

[Kobold Catgirl]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Ah don't rekolect ya, ma'am. Ah thenk ya got the wrong Lich.

(Thet Kobaldt Feller's gonna git it wen Ah fahnd him...)

.......

....gotta go!
*Leaps on Lemming's back and rides off into the sun...
*Rides back, yelling "Hot! Hot!"*

[Db3's Astral Projection]

HA!

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Ubermench]

BEER RUN! Who wants ta chip in?

[Heathansson]

Yew got me cuvvert? I git mah check nex waik.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

I caint chip in fer the beer, alls I got left in the cookie jar is some old Confederate bills my Granpappy lef' me. Yew cain try to trade somea my pickled turnips at the general store.

Points to a table laden with Mason jars containing purple roots in a cloudy liquid.

[Ubermench]

Gimmie a shovel, I'll make a withdrawal from my savings.
*Mumbling to myself* "now where’d I bury that coffee can".

[Kobold Catgirl]

ayup.

[Sebastian's Mother]

Oh Mr. LichMAAaaaaan! Could you be a dear and get me a beer too?

[Aberzombie]

Enybuddy got more BBQ? Ah'm starvin.

[WHG's Flunkie]

<scuttles in and pases Aberzombie more BBQ sauce with extra-hot chilli peppers>
<fills the tankard of Sebastian's Mother with more beer>
<scuttles out again, before the poetry recitation can start>

[Heathansson]

Uhm drankin thet turnup juse.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayup.

[Butterfrog]

Seem heathy its posting on every thread tonight...

[Kruelaid]

Tonight?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Thankee lil' lizard boy. I needed that.

slurps freshened PBR

Ahm kinda hongry too. Froggy! Yew ever finish carvin' up that thar chan-go-tay? Mr. Aberzombie wants some Bigfoot brisket.

[Aberzombie]

Thankee kindlee, ma'm. Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Loves me sum brisket!

*passes PBR around*

[Kobold Catgirl]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Kobaldt, yer luckee Ah'm in a gud mood. Othawize, Ah'd hafta beat ya down affer yeh sicced thet wummin-thang on meh.

[Sebastian's Mother]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Kobaldt, yer luckee Ah'm in a gud mood. Othawize, Ah'd hafta beat ya down affer yeh sicced thet wummin-thang on meh.

Oh, you say the silliest things! C'mere and give me a big hug!

[Ubermench]

Ayup

[Mrs. Lichman]

Sebastian's Mother wrote:

Larry Lichman wrote:

Kobaldt, yer luckee Ah'm in a gud mood. Othawize, Ah'd hafta beat ya down affer yeh sicced thet wummin-thang on meh.

Oh, you say the silliest things! C'mere and give me a big hug!

Git theh Hayell awah frum muh husbund, yew husseh!

[Larry Lichman]

Uh-oh. It's theh missiz.

*ducks for cover*

[Trey]

Daing.

[Trey]

Thet Gary, he's uh rascal.

[The Dire Pigeons of Doom]

Crossbows out! Attack!

[Butterfrog]

dighty'o ma! I go git zum changote for ya

*grabs a wooden spoon and goes hunting for changote for ma'*

[Sebastian's Mother]

Mrs. Lichman wrote:

Git theh Hayell awah frum muh husbund, yew husseh!

Take a step back, ya cheap tramp! That's my man!

[Evil Monkey]

OOOOOO ...... Catfight!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Thar goes the chang-go-tay Froggy! Gettim!

Aims Sarajuana at the smelly primate

*******BOOOOOOOM!!!*******

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Ah reckon so.

[Shadow Pelt]

Evil Monkey wrote:

OOOOOO ...... Catfight!

Really?

[Sebastian's Mother]

Evil Monkey wrote:

OOOOOO ...... Catfight!

Fight over, I win!