Bracht Darkhouse, The Flesh Peddler

[Trevor Gulliver]

What's that Bracht? You want to thank the people who voted for you with a song? Well ... I guess that wouldn't violate any rules ...

[Trevor Gulliver]

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Could you use an extra eye?
Don’t ask ‘how?’.
Don’t ask ‘why?’.
I’ve just got in a new supply …
don’t they smell fresssssh!?!

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Lend me your ears,
your mouths, your arms,
so I can make my little charms,
wards, spell-cans, and alarms,
from your flesssshh!
Beautiful flesh!

[Trevor Gulliver]

Bracht! I don't think threatening the voters with mutilation is really the way to get their support!!

[Quoriil Ilsea]

Bracht Darkhouse wrote:

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Could you use an extra eye?
Don’t ask ‘how?’.
Don’t ask ‘why?’.
I’ve just got in a new supply …
don’t they smell fresssssh!?!

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Lend me your ears,
your mouths, your arms,
so I can make my little charms,
wards, spell-cans, and alarms,
from your flesssshh!
Beautiful flesh!

Bravo!! Bravo! Encore!

[armac]

Trevor,

Sometimes it scares me that I'm in the same city as you... ;)

Best wishes for the next round!

Angus

[Trevor Gulliver]

armac wrote:

Trevor,

Sometimes it scares me that I'm in the same city as you... ;)

Best wishes for the next round!

Angus

Stop! Please. You'll only encourage him.

I've told Bracht we can't scare people into voting for us but he thought I meant we were not able to and wants to prove me wrong.

[Curaigh]

Bracht Darkhouse wrote:

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Could you use an extra eye?
Don’t ask ‘how?’.
Don’t ask ‘why?’.
I’ve just got in a new supply …
don’t they smell fresssssh!?!

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Lend me your ears,
your mouths, your arms,
so I can make my little charms,
wards, spell-cans, and alarms,
from your flesssshh!
Beautiful flesh!

brilliant and obviously too many words for the original entry-congrats.

[Trevor Gulliver]

Curaigh wrote:

brilliant and obviously too many words for the original entry-congrats.

Nah. Bracht's been dancing around the studio humming that since he got into the top 16.

I wish you guys could see him. He got all dressed up Zatanna style in a pair of stockings and a top hat for that performance. I swear he's got the legs of a 26-year-old sorceress!

[Trevor Gulliver]

As a matter of fact, these were the legs of a 27 year old sorceress.

[Trevor Gulliver]

Bracht Darkhouse wrote:

As a matter of fact, these were the legs of a 27 year old sorceress.

Bracht! Now you're just making stuff up ...

[Charles Evans 25]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Curaigh wrote:

brilliant and obviously too many words for the original entry-congrats.

Nah. Bracht's been dancing around the studio humming that since he got into the top 16.

I wish you guys could see him. He got all dressed up Zatanna style in a pair of stockings and a top hat for that performance. I swear he's got the legs of a 26-year-old sorceress!

Sounds more Rocky Horror Show than DC comics to me.