Bracht Darkhouse, The Flesh Peddler


Round 2: Create a villain concept

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The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8 aka Tarren Dei

What's that Bracht? You want to thank the people who voted for you with a song? Well ... I guess that wouldn't violate any rules ...

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8 aka Tarren Dei

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Could you use an extra eye?
Don’t ask ‘how?’.
Don’t ask ‘why?’.
I’ve just got in a new supply …
don’t they smell fresssssh!?!

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Lend me your ears,
your mouths, your arms,
so I can make my little charms,
wards, spell-cans, and alarms,
from your flesssshh!
Beautiful flesh!

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8 aka Tarren Dei

Bracht! I don't think threatening the voters with mutilation is really the way to get their support!!


Bracht Darkhouse wrote:


Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Could you use an extra eye?
Don’t ask ‘how?’.
Don’t ask ‘why?’.
I’ve just got in a new supply …
don’t they smell fresssssh!?!

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Lend me your ears,
your mouths, your arms,
so I can make my little charms,
wards, spell-cans, and alarms,
from your flesssshh!
Beautiful flesh!

Bravo!! Bravo! Encore!

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Trevor,

Sometimes it scares me that I'm in the same city as you... ;)

Best wishes for the next round!

Angus

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8 aka Tarren Dei

armac wrote:

Trevor,

Sometimes it scares me that I'm in the same city as you... ;)

Best wishes for the next round!

Angus

Stop! Please. You'll only encourage him.

I've told Bracht we can't scare people into voting for us but he thought I meant we were not able to and wants to prove me wrong.

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Bracht Darkhouse wrote:


Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Could you use an extra eye?
Don’t ask ‘how?’.
Don’t ask ‘why?’.
I’ve just got in a new supply …
don’t they smell fresssssh!?!

Flesh, beautiful, flesh!
Covering all of Katapesh.
Lend me your ears,
your mouths, your arms,
so I can make my little charms,
wards, spell-cans, and alarms,
from your flesssshh!
Beautiful flesh!

brilliant and obviously too many words for the original entry-congrats.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8 aka Tarren Dei

Curaigh wrote:
brilliant and obviously too many words for the original entry-congrats.

Nah. Bracht's been dancing around the studio humming that since he got into the top 16.

I wish you guys could see him. He got all dressed up Zatanna style in a pair of stockings and a top hat for that performance. I swear he's got the legs of a 26-year-old sorceress!

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8 aka Tarren Dei

As a matter of fact, these were the legs of a 27 year old sorceress.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8 aka Tarren Dei

Bracht Darkhouse wrote:
As a matter of fact, these were the legs of a 27 year old sorceress.

Bracht! Now you're just making stuff up ...


Tarren Dei wrote:
Curaigh wrote:
brilliant and obviously too many words for the original entry-congrats.

Nah. Bracht's been dancing around the studio humming that since he got into the top 16.

I wish you guys could see him. He got all dressed up Zatanna style in a pair of stockings and a top hat for that performance. I swear he's got the legs of a 26-year-old sorceress!

Sounds more Rocky Horror Show than DC comics to me.

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