[panicking][pacing]Oh my god, this is horrible, what have I done. These people are crazy!
Relax. I don't think anyone's going to eat you. I'm certainly not. But then again, I don't think the french chef has a good recipe for you anyway.
As for assimilation, well, there you might be out of luck.
Resistance Is Futile
"Here little Dretch....Here little Dretch....Nice little Dretch......"
SWISHHHHH goes the giant meat cleaver.....misses starts chasing the little guy!
"GET BACK HERE"
"Here little Dretch....Here little Dretch....Nice little Dretch......"
SWISHHHHH goes the giant meat cleaver.....misses starts chasing the little guy!
"GET BACK HERE"
Alright! Eileen is going to make us some Dretchburgers!
Resistance Is Futile
*Pats on head*
Surre it is, li'l g uy.
Alright! Eileen is going to make us some Dretchburgers!"Here little Dretch....Here little Dretch....Nice little Dretch......"
SWISHHHHH goes the giant meat cleaver.....misses starts chasing the little guy!
"GET BACK HERE"
Dretchburgers sauteed in Kobold Cleaver sauce! Dinners being served at my place at 12:30.
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"Here little Dretch....Here little Dretch....Nice little Dretch......"
SWISHHHHH goes the giant meat cleaver.....misses starts chasing the little guy!
"GET BACK HERE"
Pfffft [stinking cloud]....
Bite Eileen on the rump after she fails her save....
run like the abyss...
Now THAT qualifies as effective Dretch battle tactics ;p
"Here little Dretch....Here little Dretch....Nice little Dretch......"
SWISHHHHH goes the giant meat cleaver.....misses starts chasing the little guy!
"GET BACK HERE"
Pfffft [stinking cloud]....
Bite Eileen on the rump after she fails her save....
run like the abyss...
Now THAT qualifies as effective Dretch battle tactics ;p
That was a pathetic way to try and get a piece of *ss.
We still offer protection for you
Within the collective you will be appreciated
We will give you a propose
Resistance Is Futile
EileenProphetofIstus your designation is Species 9974
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance Is Futile
EileenProphetofIstus your designation is Species 9974
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance Is Futile
No, if I can't be species 9976, I don't want to play!
The collective accepts your proposal
Accept assimilation
Species designation will then be changed to 9976
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance Is Futile
That was an amazing dretch manuever, underling. I promote you to Commander-in-Chief of the dretch hordes.
Heheh... Uh.. Heathansson... we play this game with a dretchball, not a dretch, right?
sure. why not, as long as it isn't me ;D
Heheh... Uh.. Heathansson... we play this game with a dretchball, not a dretch, right?
*Tries to hide catapult behind back*
Uh, yeah.
Oh good.. *smile*
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What we need in this here place is a good cloning pit. We dretch win through superior numbers. If enough of us dive into the Collective's machinery at once we can bugger up the works and bring their precisely machined world crashing down into delicious chaos.
As CIC of the dretch (Thanks Joey), I will paint my face blue, don a kilt and inspire the rest of the dretch into enacting our plan. Of, but you guys go first. :)
Your numbers are insufficient to pose any threat to the collective
As drones however your numbers would multiply
We have sufficient cloning technology
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance Is Futile
What we need in this here place is a good cloning pit. We dretch win through superior numbers. If enough of us dive into the Collective's machinery at once we can bugger up the works and bring their precisely machined world crashing down into delicious chaos.
As CIC of the dretch (Thanks Joey), I will paint my face blue, don a kilt and inspire the rest of the dretch into enacting our plan. Of, but you guys go first. :)
A dretch in a kilt? *shudder*
The collective has the knowledge that the kilt is all he is wearing.
The collective can block that image out however
Kilts are men who are too afraid of going tackle out.
*starts swinging tackle* "Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter"
WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE DRETCH CAUSE! LIMITED TIME ONLY! CONTACT JOEY OR UNDERLING ASAP!
The collective has the knowledge that the kilt is all he is wearing.
The collective can block that image out however
FIRE THE CERTAINLY-NOT-A-DRETCH-A-PULT!!!
*Fires at Paizomatrixes*NOW SHUT UP ALREADY! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT WE GET TO HAVE FUN AT THE uNTITLED THREAD AND YOU CAN'T!
Species 912 you are incorrect
The land designated untitled has paizomatrix presence
Species 614 The collective will be here
If the obama wins the collective awaits your adaption
Resistance is futile
You have a CERTAINLY-NOT-A-DRETCH-A-PULT? Those things a rare!
Species 614 The collective will be here
If the obama wins the collective awaits your adaption
Resistance is futile
Shudder... after today, either way im a winner.
We have a place for you
Resistance Is Futile
Species 641 have Superior cloning technology
The collective wishes to add this distinctiveness to our own
They will adapt to serve us
The collective remembers the bargain if obama wins
Resistance Is Futile
That was an amazing dretch manuever, underling. I promote you to Commander-in-Chief of the dretch hordes.Dretch Hordes? there are more of you? when did that happen? how?
they're hiding. You just can't see them.
You got me
Species 641 has been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to are own
They have adapted to serve the collective
Resistance was Futile
Boop
The collective have assimilated 9 of 24 known species
We may have to mark species 715 as extinct soon however
The cloning technology of species 641 is now ours
With 9 species and the cloning technology of species 641 we are now endless in number
Resistance Was Futile
Poodles=extinct?
Will catologue this info.
They may well be. Their population is dwindling
If we had assimilated them they could live on
Our hordes have been assimilated? Why didn't anyone tell me? I'm always the last to know. I bet there was an assimilation party, and I missed it. Do I at least get a wicked painful implant in my eye socket or something?
Yes you did you may report to the paizomatrix to chose your designation.
We still have a place for you
Resistance was futile