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Bump for perfection


Paizo matrix reactivated
All drones report to Paizo matrix 0


This drone responds to the will of the collective.


This repaired drone responds to the will of the collective.


The Silence.

Primary Adjunct, please coordinate.

We must determine what has happened to the collective!


The Paizomtrix is in need of Female Drones with Seven-of-Nine Technology.

We have been monitoring the activities of The Jacks. We have been monitoring the Jills even more closely.

Their use of similar technologies has given them great power. We must assimilate this technology.


This Paizomatrix has been elsewhere assimilating Flawed imperfect things

What is the state of the collective


Many drones seem to have become inactive. The collective does not yet know the reason why.


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.

CAD!

BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)

You are flawed.

So is your spelling and grammar. :P


Pink bubbles go ape!

Plutonium wedding rings.

Bicicle shoestrings

Icicle stretchings.

Rabbits don't come easy,

Do not delete all files (yes/no)

Binary 2!


KaeYoss wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.

CAD!

BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)

You are flawed.
So is your spelling and grammar. :P

Your Flawed understanding of Collective grammar is Irrelevant

Dark Archive

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Your Flawed understanding of Collective grammar is Irrelevant

{Jackapulted in} Dude, where am I? {glances around with heavily bloodshot eyes} Dudes? Who are you dudes? {lights "pipeweed"}


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.

CAD!

BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)

You are flawed.
So is your spelling and grammar. :P
Your Flawed understanding of Collective grammar is Irrelevant

Your punctuation is flawed. Look, a rust monster!

Dark Archive

{reappears dragging dang hippeh} Dudez! I brought you a hippeh dude. Do something SyFy to him... {puts on paper 3D glasses, lights up pipe}


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Your punctuation is flawed. Look, a rust monster!

Rust monster's are Irrelevant

Liberty's Edge

Adaptuh this yuh space hippah!

click click BOOM!


See what you have done
Species 6112 is cranky when awoken
He is a flawed being
But likes to annoy Species 912
So he has a purpose

Liberty's Edge

Boah dang yew! I'll showyu cranky! Im'll run yew ore wimma truck.


Your threats are Irrelevant
We have assimilated your technology
Your still was most useful

Liberty's Edge

yew aint assimated gyetdang nuthin!
Yall's shine taste lahk Romulan hoss piss!


Heathansson wrote:

yew aint assimated gyetdang nuthin!

Yall's shine taste lahk Romulan hoss piss!

It is clear why the Collective decided not to assimilate your species.

It is fortunate that you still have a purpose useful to the Collective.

Liberty's Edge

Yew caint assmolinate uh warwoof!
WE ASSMIMULACHEW!


Heathansson wrote:

Yew caint assmolinate uh warwoof!

WE ASSMIMULACHEW!

Dear god, the nonsensicalness!

Run, Borg, run!


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Did I get shot again?


dang hippeh wrote:
Did I get shot again?

Negative.

Your molecules have been scattered into deep space with a transporter beam set to maximum dispersion.


Well, that's new at least.

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dang hippeh wrote:
Did I get shot again?
Sm*rf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Negative.

Your molecules have been scattered into deep space with a transporter beam set to maximum dispersion.

Rats. I was expecting more lasers and Pink Floyd.

Wooooooooooah!!! I got turned into a little blue girl!

Sovereign Court

Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
Wooooooooooah!!! I got turned into a little blue girl!

Nah, it's just that dretchweed kicking in again. You're still a freaky looking clown-like thing.

Dark Archive

Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
Wooooooooooah!!! I got turned into a little blue girl!
zylphryx wrote:
Nah, it's just that dretchweed kicking in again. You're still a freaky looking clown-like thing.

{looks at hands, down at self} Whew, it's good to look normal again! {eyes smoking pipe suspiciously, shrugs shoulders, then goes back to smoking it}

Hey, you dudez look a lot like the Jack dudez. Did-, um, do-... {the lonely little thought deserts his skull and his question is forgotten}


Bump for perfection


bidibidibidi....
bump THIS.


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Bump for perfection

You sure are perfect sugar! Giggles


We know where that has been
The collective would rather not


Negative.
The collective WOULD!

Resistance is Futile!
... but who is resisting?


No one worth Assimilating


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
No one worth Assimilating

Not true.

You assimilated Species #692.


Species 692 has proven useful to the collective
Species 327 was assimilated long ago
Species 327 was not very useful to the collective


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Species 692 has proven useful to the collective

Species 327 was assimilated long ago
Species 327 was not very useful to the collective

Affirmative, Species #327 had to be disconnected from the collective.

There is no relevent connection.


Affirmative
The collective assimilated technology from species 327
species 327 drones proved to be defective

The collective could clone new 327 drones


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Affirmative

The collective assimilated technology from species 327
species 327 drones proved to be defective

The collective could clone new 327 drones

This is correct.

However, Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 is already part of the collective.
She resulted from an attempt of Šmurf-Drone 8 of Paizomatrix0 to assimilate the "indestructable bikini" of Lynora-Jill.


That's right!

"Our thoughts are One!"


A combination of species 692 and species 9467
The collective must decide if species 9467 should be marked assimilated

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