We also know how to sing:
Bud!....
Wei!....
Oy! I stop 'em wif my warts! Ana I got a new atrillery set up. Wenn ye push da button, a widdle tank pops up. Dey fit froggies only.
YAY! I wanna drive the little tank pweeze!
Zer... Apparently nobody knows that song.
*Gets into a lilypad tank and frogs the main cannon*
*puts on battle helmet*
Move out twoops!
Where shood we go?
Lets tryout these babies firts, we don't wanna blow an innocent thread by accident
*BOOOM, fires the main cannon and creates a brand new pond...*
Oy! Dat be strong! Froggies, we can now legitimatly threaten other cults! I declare dis day a national holiday! OCTOBER 7!!!
Frog on Tanks day?
*tests the machinegun ratatatatatatatatatatatatatata aaargh*
Ooops sorry about that ma'am....
*Sinks into the tank sssslooowwwllly and innocent-looking...*
Frogs on Tanks Day!
Leaps into new pond
*GRIBBITT!*
SPLASH!!!
Frogs with artillery? Yeah, nothing possibly could go wrong there.
Frogs with artilery, better than Goblins with artilery.
"Can I get my howitzer cannon gold plated"?
Frog Cultist, How the purchase of aircrafts going?
I'm gonna go shopping for furniture for the new pond, any suggestion?
Wet, dank and infested by mosquitos.
*GROAK* *GROAARK*
Translation: King-sized La-Z-Boy Recliner
Wet=Hydromassage: Check
Dank=Air Conditioner: Check
Mosquito buffet: Check
King-sized La-Z-Boy Recliner: Check
Anti-unfriendly robot mines: Check
Theft insurance: Check (double check with Fatey)
Curly hair and yellow stain remover: Check
Anti annoy robot Matix alarm: Check
Pony stables: Check
EDIT: Robotic lilypad cleaner (make sure its not a trap)
Anything else?
You forgot the robotic lily pad cleaner.
Frog Cultist, How the purchase of aircrafts going?
Oy! I got da best kind. Dey got three numbas on dem, but I cannot read em...
drives his tank in a circle. Fires cannon, dropping a large cypress tree into the swamp.
WHEEE!
*Drive his tank agaist Margarinefrog*
CRASH!
Hehehe, bumptanks
*drives back and slams again agaist Margarine*
WAM!
*drives away crushing several plants on the path*
hehehe try and hit me! NO GUNFIRE ALLOWED!
Guns his motor
I'm gonna git you Buttery!
rams tank into Butterfrog's side armor. Backs up and rams forward again.
WHEEE!
I can't believe it's not butter.
*Frog Cultist pulls out walkie*
Call in da air stwike!
Oh my gawd... what have I done!!
Looks up at the rain of wriggly tadpoles falling from the air strike explosion.
OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED TADDY!
you bastids!
*spits out cigarette*
Dis ones fo' Jonny!
*ratatatatatatatat*
Eat dat you commy bastads!
I have got to get me some of those Battle Frogs for my nephews For christmas. (gotta chatch em all, ribbit)
Dang! we gotta be narrower on our targeting... that air strike wuz seriously misplaced.... On the brightside, we gotta new Pond and a good excuse to reproduce again.
To the Breeding Pond!
dibs on the hottesr hotfroggy!
*drives on the tank (or what's left after all the crashing) towards the pond*
brrrrmmmmm
Oh wait... we gotta get revenge...but on whom?
*Cut for Commercial:*
Vote for Callous Jack on the OTD Presidential campaing!
Here, a little Sourvenier!
*Back to standard program...*
No vote fo' him! Vote fo' me. I jus' dissided ima presidunt. Wazzat, a presidunt?
BREAKING NEWS!
Oy, da froggy, dats me, is runnin' fo' presidunt. Ima gunna be da best runner, cause ima reallie fast froggie. You see my feets? Dey speedy quick. Ima da best, so vote fo' me fo presidunt!
-my name is Froggie Cultyst, ana I prove dis message-
Malice Jack enters the pond carrying a weapon that looks like a cross between a blaster cannon and a Cuisinart blender.
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Fires up the spinning blades and advances
Armored Frog Cavalry ... ATTACK!
Weaves his dented tank towards the robot.
Species 269
You are flawed,
small and imperfect things.
Embrace the unity of order.
Shed your weakness and chaos.
We will strip you of your flawed persona's
and add your uniqueness to our own.
We will bring unity and order to chaos and confusion
Come and be joined,
added to the oneness of thought,
to have one propose ,one mind.
Come and be striped of your flaws,
let go of your weakness of self.
We will mold you ,
we will add your uniqueness to us.
Lower your weapons and give yourself to us.
Come and be named.
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