Yeah, we're the Thieve's Guild! We'll steal this election out from right under their noses!
Sure I will be a candidate. For what? Can we steal this election?
Crimson Jester! Step forward as a candidate!!
Aye!
*cheers from the background*
Sure I will be a candidate. For what? Can we steal this election?
rest asure that we WILL try!
*handles back Crimson Jester's harlequims hat*
This thread seems to have turned into an election at the end.
If we are going to steal the elections we need to have somebody else win it.
*steals Cultist of Jack's pants*
Yay! Now...to the Tacos!
Good point! I find no value on flies or squeaky toys... But lets steal it anyway!
Good. I'll steal the lily-pads out from under the frog's feet. Someone else can rob the poodles blind. I still haven't got the poodle hair off my glove from last time I pick-pocketed one.
Hey The Thief, did you notice that this trunk its full of Catterpole traps? No worries, I had them all disabled.
Tricky Froggers
Alright, I suceeded in stealing a dozen lily-pads and a trunk full of booby traps.
Also, Shade, get this straight. I'm The Masked Rogue. I stole the chest. The Theif just got chew toys and a nasty looking bite wound.
Sorry, my bad...
Gotta make the eyes slits in my mask bigger...
Ahh a gathering of rogues!
Permit me to introduce myself, august members of the third oldest profession! I am The Grey Mouser, lately of Lankhmar, a thief and burglar of no mean skill, lately wandering these foreign parts due to a misunderstanding with the autorities in my adopted city. Perchance you have room for one such as I?
Ahh a gathering of rogues!
Permit me to introduce myself, august members of the third oldest profession! I am The Grey Mouser, lately of Lankhmar, a thief and burglar of no mean skill, lately wandering these foreign parts due to a misunderstanding with the authorities in my adopted city. Perchance you have room for one such as I?
Sure. Bunks are over there, the practice dummy's over there *points at The Shade*, and if you hear of a good thread to rob, just say so over here and we'll desend upon it like a plague of locusts.
Welcome to the guild.
Behold my brothers I return with my first prize!
Brandishes the Maltese Fire Hydrant stolen from the poodle clubhouse.
HAHAHAHA! THE GUILD LIVES!
Ahem, anyway, good work, my literary friend. Seen anything else stealable from another thread?
Let me check what the frogs have.
Sneaks into the shadows
The Grey Mouser returns
"Amphibians don't have much, but these immense lilypads might become a fad if we can convince Glipkerio Kistomerces they are an exotic plant from far Kiraay."
Nah, I tried that after I stole all the regular lilypads from those frogs. All I got was a nasty knife wound and the bill for a dozen golden statuettes of famed philosopher Thomas Aquinas. If you do try that, be sure not to ask Bennie for the meaning of life. You really don't want to know what he thinks it is.
the practice dummy's over there *points at The Shade*,
*Tries to steal The Masked Rogue's dignity*
-Damn he has none...-
*Plants some dignity on The Masked Rogue's and then steals it back*
*Tries to steal The Masked Rogue's dignity*
-Damn he has none...-
Exactly. Who needs dignity, anyway? All it does is keep you from doing what you want, anyway.
Hey guys, I'm now officially a cat burgular.
*Empties bag of cats on table*
I know that 'cat burgular' doesn't mean someone who steals cats, but I couldn't resist.
The Grey Mouser pulls out Cat's Claw and begins transfixing the small blue creatures to the floor one by one
"This is worse than the time the Rats of Lankhmar attempted a takeover!"
You know, I once heard that there was an alchemical process that could turn the corpses of these things into solid gold. Of course, that is probably an urban legend.
Of course, wouldn't hurt to try it out.
*Draws his daggers with a devilish grin and gets to work.*
The Grey Mouser transfixes another blue creature with Cat's Claw.
"Gold you say? I have a bit of alchemical training, I'll have to try and find out the receipe!"
I thought I had those... Then what did I take from you *looks into bag* oh, whoops. Hands back The Shades teeth
Thanks I need those to bite your ear's off!
*snaps furiously at The Thief*
Don't mess with other people's teeth..
*pockets The Thief's teeth... and lunch money*