The small blue critters grab the lemmings and begin to develop a cavalry regiment.
"Fellows ... we may need some assistance here."
*A large explosion rocks the guild. The Masked Rogue is standing at the epicenter of the blast, his clothes tattered and a slightly charred scroll clutched in his hand.*
"What a time to fail a reflex save. Well, I think that fireball took out the rest of them, at least. Now to get revenge against the Cult of Jack, butmaybe after a nice nap...
*Collapses onto floor, unconscious*
Alright, I'll be back soon. Just going to go declare war on the Angry Jack cult.
Hey, I'm hearing rumors that we're warring with the Jack Cultists. Any ideas on launching a full scale attack?
Hey, we're thieves! We just do what we do to eeryone else; rob 'em blind.
Beor slowly walks across the Guild hall to the center,
"Ahem", Beor clears his throat.
"All shall bow to me, or I will bring down upon you the Rise of the Boar. Submit or perish!"
Good Mog! A talking boar? Why I could get a pile of Smerduks for such a wonder! Quick! Tie that pontificating porcine up and it's off to the Rainbow Palace! We will drink like kings for a year off the sale!
Nah, talking animals have been dime-a-dozen these days. On the other hand, the fee for a talking pig who says he's a king whould be just keen.
Hmm .. perhaps you are right .. You there boar! Would you be interested in playing strawman in a profitible scam the Masked Rogue and I were discussing? I'm sure we can find it in our hearts to give you a 15% cut of the take.
"Ah. The boar seems to have left. I guess it's back to theft rather than a swindle Masked Rogue."
The Grey Mouser departs. He returns, carrying a disturbing statue of a lobsterheaded naked woman. The only thing agreeable about the statue is that it is made of solid gold with black pearls the size of Spring peas set all about it.
"A little gift from the frogs my friends! The lillypads might not be much, but this ugly piece of statuary will pay the guildhall's rent for a while!"
*kicks in the guild's door* Say hello to my little friends! *Pulls out a bag of holding and opens it up. Ten zillion little blue friends come out*
*Jack's Right Hand Man runs back to the cultist hangout*.
*smurf*
*smurf*
*smurf*
Damn... you leave for the weeken and all smurf-hell breaks loose
*releases asrael into the guild*
AAaaaaaaaaaarghhhh I have been smurfed!!!
*runs away from asrael*
Somebody called for Poodles
-Hey, a cat! yipyipyipyipyip-
*starts chasing after asrael who's chasing The Shade*
*Leaps through a nearby window, clutching a bag and a dagger.*
Why didn't anyone tell me they put more smufs in here? I swear, I have to do everything around here. I even stole some porkchops, but no, we have to get another infestation of these things.
*Starts shoving smufs into the bag.*
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No need to steal our mighty weapon. We have a spare that we will loan you, just don't let the poodles know where you got it. They still think we let them in because we like them. Step one of our plan is proceeding well.You don't really understand the point of a Thief's Guild, do you? It's not about having the most stuff. It's about taking the most stuff, and we just have the most stuff as a side effect.
Silly man that's why you take the extra sword and while he is handing it to you someone else takes the other while his attention is turned. Seriously, I can't join a guild I can outsmart.
Hey, stop commenting on stuff we said weeks ago and help us get rid of these blue midgets.
How do people keep wandering in here anyway? Thieves Guilds are supposed to be hidden, you know.
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Hey, stop commenting on stuff we said weeks ago and help us get rid of these blue midgets.
How do people keep wandering in here anyway? Thieves Guilds are supposed to be hidden, you know.
I wouldn't worry about the sml_lrfs as much as I would the Grey Mouser, he's a double agent, Patrick is a member of almost every guild, I haven't put together the nefarious plot he's working under, but if your group is so easily infiltrated by simply stealing things *hands back the masked rogues sense of humor*.
Ahh! Sm*rfs! Wheres that French chef? He can make a new dish!
Did someone call pour moi?
I wouldn't worry about the sml_lrfs as much as I would the Grey Mouser, he's a double agent, Patrick is a member of almost every guild, I haven't put together the nefarious plot he's working under, but if your group is so easily infiltrated by simply stealing things *hands back the masked rogues sense of humor*.Hey, stop commenting on stuff we said weeks ago and help us get rid of these blue midgets.
How do people keep wandering in here anyway? Thieves Guilds are supposed to be hidden, you know.
Oh, thanks. I've been looking for that.
I personally wouldn't worry about Patrick betraying us to another faction. He can't tell another faction our plans if we don't have any, you know? Anyway, you want some smufs? The kids love 'em!
*Use Magic Devise to remove sm^rf curse...rolll..success!*
Uuuufff... That was close... just in time to avoid the pork Ratatouille
Hey! I just stole all the smvrfs hats! they must be going crazy!
*Mwahahahaha*
Yep, and I just stole some robotic pin-ups. Now we just need to find some rich guy with a metal fetish.
Why don't we steal ourselves our own circus! Run by sm*rfs!