Have a good time, Jack. Gets up to get more Hungry Jack™'s syrup from the walk-in pantry for his Pancake Sausage sandwich.
I say, I'm hungrier than usual this morning.
Walks by the lotion shelf, and notices something amiss.
I say, Jack Hammer? You accidentally left the tanning oils and took another bag instead. I say, which one did you pick up...scans shelves...oh my...Panama Jack™'s Exotic and Intimate Oils and Lotions...!
Have a good time, Jack. Gets up to get more Hungry Jack™'s syrup from the walk-in pantry for his Pancake Sausage sandwich.
I say, I'm hungrier than usual this morning.
Walks by the lotion shelf, and notices something amiss.
I say, Jack Hammer? You accidentally left the tanning oils and took another bag instead. I say, which one did you pick up...scans shelves...oh my...Panama Jack™'s Exotic and Intimate Oils and Lotions...!
Err...may not have been accident. And if it was it is a fortunate one.
Drones show up collect the cans, check the generator and leave beerHey you, where's my toast? And clean up the mess CF made!
Isn't funnny how they act like they don't understand you?
Alright, guys, I have reason to believe that the wing of Frogskin may be here. I need it to resurrect him. You guys have it?
Alright, guys, I have reason to believe that the wing of Frogskin may be here. I need it to resurrect him. You guys have it?
It's possible. Those borg drones don't do a very good job housekeeping or landscaping, so we have a lot of stuff laying around. Perhaps Panama Jack knows?
Badminton, anyone?
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Hey you, where's my toast?
Fantastic French Toast
Ingredients:
• 4 large eggs
• 1/4 cup milk
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• Dash salt
• 1 tablespoon butter or margarine
• 8 slices of bread
• 3/4 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1/2 cup Jif® Creamy Peanut Butter
• 1/4 cup chopped peanuts
Preparation Directions:
1. BEAT eggs, milk, vanilla and salt in shallow bowl until well blended.
2. MELT butter on griddle or in large skillet. Dip bread into egg mixture, coating both sides. Fry bread until golden brown on each side.
3. HEAT syrup and peanut butter in small saucepan, stirring until blended. Serve french toast garnished with chopped peanuts and warm peanut butter syrup.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 20 min
I say...with everyone off playing volleyball today, there's no one to play badmitton with...
Bounces birdie on his rackett.
Bouncing the birdie off his rackett, it goes a bit off course and its feathers get stuck in one of the wall lamps.
Oh, dratt!
Bouncing the birdie off his rackett, it goes a bit off course and its feathers get stuck in one of the wall lamps.
Oh, dratt!
Hey PJ, how's it going? Is everybody still over at that Sunny Cult?
It looks that way. I was taking nap, and I heard a kobold's voice yelling into the empty house, so I got up. By the time I got downstairs, the house was empty. Reggie is out cleaning up after the gorilla and the cat...I don't think we have a pooch in residence any more. So, I've been waiting around to see if any chap was up for badmitton.
It looks that way. I was taking nap, and I heard a kobold's voice yelling into the empty house, so I got up. By the time I got downstairs, the house was empty. Reggie is out cleaning up after the gorilla and the cat...I don't think we have a pooch in residence any more. So, I've been waiting around to see if any chap was up for badmitton.
Jacks? The s^^rfs have Frogskin's wing. I was wondering if one of your dread monsters might have it?
Funny you mention those chaps, KC. By the way, could you scale up the wall and retrieve my birdie from the wall lamp there?
Mage Hand.
It looks that way. I was taking nap, and I heard a kobold's voice yelling into the empty house, so I got up. By the time I got downstairs, the house was empty. Reggie is out cleaning up after the gorilla and the cat...I don't think we have a pooch in residence any more. So, I've been waiting around to see if any chap was up for badmitton.Jacks? The s^^rfs have Frogskin's wing. I was wondering if one of your dread monsters might have it?
It's possible. When we raided the Thieves Guild the last time one of them might have taken it for himself.
Ah, very good! Thank you, KC ol boy. It took me all morning to get those white feathers sewn on.
It's true those little blue gnomes are clever fellows. My friend the wizard has one who works for him. Cheeky chap sold me the feathers to make this birdie...
Wait a minute, I remember seeing the wing. It's down in the basement. You can can get it if you want KC. Just don't let your cousin out by mistake.
It's not down there anymore, Righto.
It's not down there anymore, Righto.
What happened to it?
Why, I took it out to my workbench in the carriage house when I was working on this. Turns birdie over in his hand.
Why, I took it out to my workbench in the carriage house when I was working on this. Turns birdie over in his hand.
So it's on your workbench?
What's left of it is. Why so interested, ol bean?
What's left of it is. Why so interested, ol bean?
What do you mean 'what's left of it'?
Uh-oh. You didn't....
Why, haven't you been paying attention, ol boy?
Bounces white feathered birdie up and down on his rackett.
I spent all morning making this birdie from that wing. Pretty fine job, don't you think?
Waves birdie slowly in front of the kobold's nose while the truth sinks in.
*takes spare parts and puts them on sale to get some handy cash for hard times*
Golem spare parts! take your shiny golem spare parts! cheap and polished!...
since the birds are no fun here you can have the gift I got em
Leaves crate of endless bottles of bourbon
Waves birdie slowly in front of the kobold's nose while the truth sinks in.
It's been awhile since I've seen your sadistic side PJ. It's good to see. Perhaps we could give KC what remains of the bird... for a price.
Wanders in from the SunnyG thread and grabs some limes off the bar
I say KC has to sing a song and dance for the wing!
Wanders back out to the beach
I'm beginning to get worried about the little chap...he's been positively catatonic for a couple of hours!
I'm beginning to get worried about the little chap...he's been positively catatonic for a couple of hours!
*Says weakly*
It doesn't matter. Frogskin cannot be resurrected now. The wing is irreparably damaged. I have failed.
Now, now, KC...no cause for despair. Hands broken Kobold the birdie. We'll make it right. Let's just step out to the carriage house and get the wing. All I did was pull out the feathers for my birdie. Pats Kobold on his pointie little head. You'll see!
Now, now, KC...no cause for despair. Hands broken Kobold the birdie. We'll make it right. Let's just step out to the carriage house and get the wing. All I did was pull out the feathers for my birdie. Pats Kobold on his pointie little head. You'll see!
*Sighs*
You do not understand the spell. But it does not matter. *Teleports away*
I say, that little chap is all bluster and blasting and cleaving one minute and all despair the next...well, just so, I tucked everything into his pocket before he teleported so he'll have it if he needs it. Also a Bottle of Panama Jack's™ Arcane Restorative Oil, just in case.
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Pecan Sticky Buns
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Butter No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1/2 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 3/4 cup butter, divided
• 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped pecans
• 1 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 package Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Frozen Biscuits
• 1/3 cup Pillsbury Cream Cheese Frosting
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Lightly coat a 13 x 9 x 2-inch baking pan with no-stick spray.
2. COMBINE syrup, 1/2 cup melted butter, brown sugar, pecans and cinnamon in a medium bowl. Pour into prepared baking pan, spreading to cover bottom of pan.
3. PLACE frozen biscuits, flat side up, on top of syrup mixture, allowing a small amount of space between each biscuit. Brush biscuits with remaining 1/4 cup melted butter, coating completely.
4. BAKE uncovered 35 to 38 minutes, or until golden brown. Cool 2 minutes. Invert onto a serving platter. Cool an additional 10 minutes. Drizzle with cream cheese frosting. Serve warm.
Yield: 12 Biscuits
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 35 min
since the birds are no fun here you can have the gift I got em
Leaves crate of endless bottles of bourbon
Thanks! We can always use more bourbon.
I say, that little chap is all bluster and blasting and cleaving one minute and all despair the next...well, just so, I tucked everything into his pocket before he teleported so he'll have it if he needs it. Also a Bottle of Panama Jack's™ Arcane Restorative Oil, just in case.
Well, the next time you want to play badminton just use real birdies. Not the big ones up at that wind place though.
Where are those darn borg when you need them? We need this place cleaned up a bit. We have a recruit coming.
Hey Panama! Those tanning oils really worked well. Got any more?
*walks in dressed in a bikini, carrying a large cooler of drinks and a pretty striped totebag*
*looks around and wrinkles nose*
This is not what I would call clean.
*reaches into her bag and pulls out her Compact of Cleanliness. Upon opening it a host of unseen servants swirl around the room setting things to rights*
That's better. Oooh, pecan sticky buns. I think I'm going to like it here.
Is this supposed to be some sort of bribe?since the birds are no fun here you can have the gift I got em
Leaves crate of endless bottles of bourbon
Bribes work. As long as it's good bourbon.
*walks in dressed in a bikini, carrying a large cooler of drinks and a pretty striped totebag*
*looks around and wrinkles nose*
This is not what I would call clean.
*reaches into her bag and pulls out her Compact of Cleanliness. Upon opening it a host of unseen servants swirl around the room setting things to rights*
That's better. Oooh, pecan sticky buns. I think I'm going to like it here.
As the magic cleaning crew gets to work Jack Hammer wonders if the Jacks need to bump up their magical repertoire for these mundane tasks.
Welcome, lynora-Jill! If you get thirsty Reginald or Frat Jack are the Jacks to see. Frat specializes in all those drinks with risque names. Careful what you ask for.
Time to tap a fresh keg!
makes a mental note to not ask Frat Jack for Sex on the Beach as it is unlikely to result in getting the actual drink
Reginald, dear, do you think you could possibly be so kind as to fetch me a margarita? I'm parched.
Here you are, M'm. The Colonel makes especially fine Margaritas, Dark and Stormies, and Mojitos, if I may say so.
Sets the new Jill's drink down with a bow.
Ever try a Bloody Brain? Don't let the name scare you. It's not made with real brains.
Did I remember to tell you that Friday nights we have wrestling? It's a great way to keep in shape and work off steam.
Here you are, M'm. The Colonel makes especially fine Margaritas, Dark and Stormies, and Mojitos, if I may say so.
Sets the new Jill's drink down with a bow.
Thank you Reginald. Much obliged.
*sips Margarita*Mmm, you weren't kidding. This is delicious.
Ever try a Bloody Brain? Don't let the name scare you. It's not made with real brains.
** spoiler omitted **
Did I remember to tell you that Friday nights we have wrestling? It's a great way to keep in shape and work off steam.
What's a Bloody Brain?
And I don't think you did tell me about the wrestling. I'm not much of a fighter, but I could use the exercise after all the yummy food and drinks, so I guess I can give it a try.
So chaps, how is the week ending? Seats himself as Reggie pours him a strong cup of tea. I just authorized another shipment of oils, per Jack Hammer's request...Good Lord, Reggie, where did that cheap case of bourbon come from? I thought I told you to keep us in single malt scotch! At the very least it ought to be whiskey from Northern Ireland.
Brains, eh? Scrambled with eggs? Helps himself to the toast.