Frogskin is dead, as I had plotted. Everything is going according to plan...What's going through that little kobold brain of yours?
Jay Frogskin couldn't be trusted. he sympathized with your cult, and more importantly, with the Pigeons. I'm in a war right now, I haven't the time to worry about traitors.
Reggie, play taps for Jay.
KC, I may never associate you with the Sunshine Band ever again.
Bwah...bwah-bwah...
Heh, I was right to have him slain. He refused to read the message that killed him. He even tried to destroy it, disobeying direct orders!
Heh, I was right to have him slain. He refused to read the message that killed him. He even tried to destroy it, disobeying direct orders!
Very Hamletesque of you.
Frogskin will be remembered by all seagulls but all of his stuff is mine, mine, Mine...mine.
In her Majesty's service, we try such men in a court martial; we do not summarily execute them. You sir, sicken me. I had hoped that the gull might serve as a bridge of friendship between we Jacks and your scaly self, in spite of his liberal evacuation habits. Those hopes died when you sent him to his death at the hands of those scoundrels.
EDIT: Maybe we will give his roost to JL, if he promises to poop outside.
Mine..mine...MINE..mine..
Hey Boss, I hope everything goes great today, and congrats on advance! Cheers! :)
Pokes his head in
Hey is there murder and beer here? Count me in!
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Llamafrog? Are you here?
Mine..mine...MINE..mine..
I shall you you people one service: That seagull, I believe, serves the thieves guild.
pokes smaller head in
Llamafrog? Are you here?
Our newest member Jackette took him to the vet. He should be back shortly. I hope she gets him fixed while she's there. He's been humping everything in sight.
And who do you serve?Mine..mine...MINE..mine..I shall you you people one service: That seagull, I believe, serves the thieves guild.
I serve myself, and the Boards. Right now, I believe that Jay Frogskin endangered the Boards. He was Neutral Good, and that is not the alignment you want when fighting a war.
Kobold Cleaver has failed. His Lemmings are no more. He rots in our dungeon.
The same shall happen to anybody who attempts to intervene.
Kobold Cleaver has failed. His Lemmings are no more. He rots in our dungeon.
The same shall happen to anybody who attempts to intervene.
[sarcasm] Oooooh, we're scared! [/sarcasm]
Not worried at all. I've hung around Paul Bunyan plenty of times out in the middle of the woods, I can handle a few angry Jacks.Then you must know Hungery Jack.
Hm, pancakes DO sound good right now.
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Hm, pancakes DO sound good right now.Not worried at all. I've hung around Paul Bunyan plenty of times out in the middle of the woods, I can handle a few angry Jacks.Then you must know Hungery Jack.
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Wow, there's just about every kind of Jack there could be here, huh?
*Cough cough*
*Gag*
Indeed, we've Jacks-of-all-trades, ma'am.
* Hits KC a few times in the back* C'mon KC. Get that pigeon up.
I would, ol Bean, but my hands are all sticky from the pancakes. ;)
I would, ol Bean, but my hands are all sticky from the pancakes. ;)That's okay, grab the griddle and use that.
I have a baseball bat. Do you think that might help too?
I suggest the bat, ol chum...it might be difficult to get the griddle clean enough that we'd want to cook with it again, what-what?
.....
*Flees while Jacks are bickering*
That scaly fellow has an odd idea of 'bickering,' what-what? On the bright side, he was easily scared of this time.
Dammit, he got away again! Where are they!
Jacks, I don't suppose any of you know where some escaped prisoners are?
Dammit, he got away again! Where are they!
Jacks, I don't suppose any of you know where some escaped prisoners are?
Kobold Cleaver was here just a few minutes ago. You could use our dog Llamafrog to help track him.
Indeed, we've Jacks-of-all-trades, ma'am.
So where is Jack-O-Lantern? Does he only show up at Halloween? =3
Kobold Cleaver was here just a few minutes ago. You could use our dog Llamafrog to help track him.Dammit, he got away again! Where are they!
Jacks, I don't suppose any of you know where some escaped prisoners are?
Alright. Bye!
*Grabs Llamafrog and starts following scent*
See, there he is!
I say, is it a good idea to loan our hound out to that feathered vermin?
See, there he is!
I say, is it a good idea to loan our hound out to that feathered vermin?
Llamafrog's a tough pooch. I wouldn't worry about him. Besides, I want to see KC get what's coming to him after what he did to our clubhouse.
He's passed out under one of the tables.Indeed, we've Jacks-of-all-trades, ma'am.So where is Jack-O-Lantern? Does he only show up at Halloween? =3
Yep. "Passed out" is the natural state of existence for most of our members.
So basically its always happy hour here. No complaints here.
Speaking of which, I'm coming out of a bit of a fog myself...Did the chief recently become a pater familias?
So basically its always happy hour here. No complaints here.
Yup! Basically we drink and womanize. I don't think you'd like the last part as much as the rest of us though. We also seek to assimilate everyone else into a Jack as well. That's why most of us look alike in here.
Speaking of which, I'm coming out of a bit of a fog myself...Did the chief recently become a pater familias?
I'm curious too. Was Little Jack born yet?
Yikes! Hope everything is okay.
He's prolly tryin' to get dibs on xmas. =3
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Llamafrog? Are you here?
Ayup! I mean... Ayip!
The Jacks are alies of The poodles doe frinedship amoun our Master and they leader.
Hop in, there always space for one more Poodle!
EDIT: A bit busy right now tracking KC. Its only a DC 2 though, he is THAT smelly... and I gotta ean my stay here so... tracking houd, newspaper fecther (not like the Jacks read thou... this one's for me ;) ), House guardian, Carpet stainer... you name it!
pokes smaller head in
Llamafrog? Are you here?
Ayup! I mean... Ayip!
The Jacks are alies of The poodles doe frinedship amoun our Master and they leader.
Hop in, there always space for one more Poodle!
Yep, you can never have too many watchdogs.
I hope everything's fine Boss! I bet lille Jack its quite confy and doesn't want to leave! He just doesn't know yet what he's missing out ;)
Cheers!
*opens the case of cigars and gets ready to pass them*