Humphf... fine.
The collective would have to disable olfactory senses to use 641 for furniture
Yeah you punk!
So sorry, Joey.
The collective has other planes for Species 641
So ther... What?
*brilliant smile*
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Mini Potato Corn Cakes with Cheddar and Sour Cream
Ingredients:
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 1/3 cup Martha White® Yellow Corn Meal
• 1 tablespoon garlic salt
• 1/4 teaspoon cayenne or chipotle chile powder or to taste
• 1/2 cup very thinly sliced green onions
• 2 cups milk
• 1 cup shredded sharp or smoked Cheddar cheese
• 1 (12 oz.) bag frozen super sweet corn (2 1/4 cups), defrosted
• Crisco® Olive Oil No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1/2 cup sour cream
Preparation Directions:
1. MIX potato flakes, corn meal, garlic salt and cayenne in medium bowl. Reserve 2 tablespoons green onion for garnish. Blend in remaining onions, milk, cheese and corn.
2. SCOOP into sixty 1-inch balls, gently flattening into 1 1/2-inch patties. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium heat. Spray with no-stick cooking spray. Pan fry patties until golden brown on both sides.
3. SERVE warm with a tiny dollop of sour cream and a few slices of green onion on each, if desired.
Yield: 6 dozen appetizers
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 30 min
We shall assimilate this recipe
The collective finds your statement flawed
Hahahah! We're the only cult left standing! Victory!
I guess it would be a good time to proclaim you as the president, since you have no competition.
FOOD? GIVE!
Your statement is flawed
The collective has cookie technology gained though assimilation of Species 327
Disturbing thread... most disturbing.
Evil Is Irrelevant
You said the same about beer. You were wrong then, don't you have any doubt in your mind?
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FAQ time again:
Question: What is the best way to store leftover pancakes and waffles?
Answer: For best results, wrap cooled pancakes or waffles in plastic wrap and place in an airtight bag. Store in the freezer. It is easer to remove individual pancakes if you separate them with waxed paper or foil before freezing.
To reheat pancakes, stack two-to-three pancakes on a microwave-safe plate and microwave on HIGH for 60 to 90 seconds.
To reheat waffles, toast one cycle in a toaster on medium setting or microwave on high for 60-90 seconds.
OH! YOU GOT OWNED!
Says the creature determined to conquer the universe.
Irrelevant concepts of good and evil have no bearing on Restructuring the universe to bring it closer to perfection
hey guys!!! the boss went to a HALLOWEEN PARTY and DIDN?T invited US!!!!
SHAME ON HIM!!!!
Your statement is flawed
The collective has cookie technology gained though assimilation of Species 327
Wait, you assimilated Lilith! That's it, now we have to get revenge. Later, though.
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Wait, you assimilated Lilith! That's it, now we have to get revenge. Later, though.Your statement is flawed
The collective has cookie technology gained though assimilation of Species 327
Every collective needs a queen, Maybe she can get the matixs to stop goosestepping around and hand out cookies instead.
WE HAVE COOKIE TECHNOLOGY.we have yet to acquire perfect cookie technology
Is that desert tonight? Because if it is, there's nothing wrong with this assimilition. Right guys?
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guys?
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Oops. Guys and girls...
Male/female terminology is Irrelevant
In the collective all drones are of equal use
We would have thought the flawed drone would have taught you that
It is more flawed then we thought
He should be deactivated then
Male/female terminology is Irrelevant
Acutally it's quite relevant.
Relevance is irrelevant.
You wil be assimiLATTEd.
Tip your barista.
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hey guys!!! the boss went to a HALLOWEEN PARTY and DIDN?T invited US!!!!
SHAME ON HIM!!!!
*hic*
Wushoo talkin 'bout?*hic*
Relevance is irrelevant.
You wil be assimiLATTEd.
Tip your barista.
Your argument is flawed and Irrelevant
You have been around species 327 far to longWe have a place for you
we can strip you of your flawed persona
We can give you a propose
Resistance is Futile
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Relevance is irrelevant.
You wil be assimiLATTEd.
Tip your barista.
Your argument is flawed and Irrelevant
You have been around species 327 far to long
We have a place for you
we can strip you of your flawed persona
We can give you a propose
Resistance is Futile
Your language is flawed
This drone is imperfectYou must deactivate yourself
For the good of the Collective
Please report to the nearest recycling node for disassembly
Male/Female termenology is the ultimate in relevence.
Commands and statements of a failed drone hold no Relevance
Male/female terminology is Irrelevant
This is a man's world, this is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girlYou see, man made the cars to take us over the road
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark
This is a man's, a man's, a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
Man makes then happy 'cause man makes them toys
And after man has made everything, everything he can
You know that man makes money to buy from other man
This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness
(James Brown)
If the godfather of soul says it, it must be true.
Commands and statements of a failed drone hold no RelevanceTherefore we should ignore him as he has proven to be flawed.
Your statement is Incorrect
They must have given you the bad rumThe collective will dig out pity for that
Commands and statements of a failed drone hold no RelevanceTherefore we should ignore him as he has proven to be flawed.Your statement is Incorrect
They must have given you the bad rum
The collective will dig out pity for that
Your statment is irrelevant
They had soom very good rum (redrum is best)We pitty your cloistered ways
You will be assimiuLATTEd
Tip your barista
When to collective cleaned this place out the rum was not very good.
After breaking it down to it's base chemical components
The collective found a use for it
Resistance was futile
The "good" rum was assimiuLATTEd before you showed up.
So was the "good" whiskey, bourbon, scotch, tequila and vodka.
Next time show up a little earlier and make sure you tip your barista.
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Everybody’s Happy When it’s Hungry Jack™ for Breakfast!
Start Your Family's Day With Hungry Jack!
Hungry Jack has everything you need to make breakfast the best part of your family's morning. Here you'll find great pancake, waffle and specialty breakfast recipes. Make breakfast time family time – with Hungry Jack!
Whether you like the convenience of our "Just Add Water" products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.
Species 641 has been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to are own
They have adapted to serve the collective
Resistance was Futile
Must have been a hard day, have a asimiLATTE..
Don't forget to tip your barista.
The collective has added a 9th species
It was a good day
They gave themselves to perfection willingly
Resistance Was Futile
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Hearty Meat and Potato Burgers with Apple Butter Ketchup Glaze
Ingredients:
BURGER PATTIES
• 1 tablespoon Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
OR 1 tablespoon Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
• 1/3 cup minced onion
• 1 tablespoon minced garlic
• 1 1/4 pounds ground beef chuck
• 1/2 cup PET® Evaporated Milk
• 1/4 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1/8 teaspoon ground pepper
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GLAZE
• 1/2 cup Smucker's® Cider Apple Butter
• 1/2 cup Dickinson's® Tomato Ketchup
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• Crisco® Butter No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 french bread baguette, cut lengthwise, then cut into into 4 pieces crosswise
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oil in a small skillet over medium heat. Add the onions, cooking for 2 minutes. Add the garlic, cooking one minute more. Cool. Crumble ground chuck into medium bowl. Add onion and garlic mixture, milk, potato flakes, worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper. Gently combine the ingredients well. Shape meat into four oval patties. Refrigerate.
2. COMBINE apple butter and ketchup with a whisk until well blended. Cover and set aside.
3. COAT unheated grill grate with no-stick cooking spray. Heat grill to medium-high (350° to 400°F). Grill burgers 4 to 6 minutes per side or until juices run clear. Toast bread, if desired (see note). Brush burgers with glaze during last several minutes of cooking. Place a meat patty on each roll bottom, top with additional apple butter-ketchup glaze, if desired, and the roll top.
TIP To toast the bread: SPRAY the inside of bread with butter flavored no-stick cooking spray. Place the bread (cut side down) around the outer edges of the cooking grate. Grill until golden brown.
Prep Time: 30 min
Cook Time: 12 min