A wise guy, huh? *takes both fingers and pokes JH's eyes**slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?What would we do there that we don't do here?Thanks! I needed that.
*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*
NYUK NYUK NYUK
*blocks attempt at eye poking by placing his hand perpendicular to his face and sticks out his tongue*
*blocks attempt at eye poking by placing his hand perpendicular to his face and sticks out his tongue*
*Pulls JH's tongue and then slaps him in the face*
Hmmmmfff!
*holds fist out in front of him, shaking it slightly*
Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?I think I'd be a shot
You could use it recruit those country folk in the Untitled thread, eventually absorbing their thread. Just make sure you hunt hippehs regularly and maybe drink some moonshine along with your beer.
You could use it recruit those country folk in the Untitled thread, eventually absorbing their thread. Just make sure you hunt hippehs regularly and maybe drink some moonshine along with your beer.Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?I think I'd be a shot
You have a point there. Hippehs are just another type of peasant as far as I'm concerned and we could steal their moonshine from them. Hmmmm...
Hippehs are clearly tier 7 and should never be used.
Hmmmmfff!
*holds fist out in front of him, shaking it slightly*
*smacks fist with other fist, windmilling it around and hitting JRHM on the top of his head*
You could use it recruit those country folk in the Untitled thread, eventually absorbing their thread. Just make sure you hunt hippehs regularly and maybe drink some moonshine along with your beer.Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?I think I'd be a shot
Ayup!
*smacks fist with other fist, windmilling it around and hitting JRHM on the top of his head*Hmmmmfff!
*holds fist out in front of him, shaking it slightly*
Ouch! *takes a pair of pliers and pulls JH by the nose*
Owwww!
*clunk*
Ouch!
Hmmmffff!
*looks around and spots a table full of pies, grabs one and throws it at CJ, who ducks, and the pie hits JRHM in the face*
Owwww!
*clunk*
Ouch!
Hmmmffff!
*looks around and spots a table full of pies, grabs one and throws it at CJ, who ducks, and the pie hits JRHM in the face*
*throws pie at JH who ducks and hits CJ in the face*
*laughs at both CJ and JRHM*
This is starting to look like an old TV series...
Is it safe to come in?
Here go some poodle land mine to wipe the lemon aftertaste
*splat*
You know of course, this mean war.Is it safe to come in?Here go some poodle land mine to wipe the lemon aftertase
*splat*
That was a bit mean, I'll admit. Here, let me wipe that off
*grabs a poodle and wipes it off with it*
Sorry for the hairy aftertaste
A game of Poodle Toss anyone?
Begins lining up poodles and a row of buckets to toss them in.
Hey Jacks! Fish fry tonight at the pond! BYOB!
Hey Jacks! Fish fry tonight at the pond! BYOB!Where's my flamethrower?
Someone Called?
We are going to get thrown into the archives...
We are going to get thrown into the archives...
So sad...
I say 'Nay!' We shall rise up above the yoke of oppression and rule once more!
What say you, brothers?! Shall we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous forums, or rise up against a sea of tribbles?
Aye!
Aye!
Aye what? You didn't specify!
Confuse-Us say, 'Look not into what your avatars can do for you, but what you can do for your avatars.'
I think you guys are just too busy posting on the multiple club houses you have around the boards... :) Not that tha's bad but just throw in a post or two every other day to keep this "cult" the strongest of 'em all!
*Bust opne a keg of Dark and Stormy and passes frosty mugs around*
Confuse-Us say, 'Look not into what your avatars can do for you, but what you can do for your avatars.'
What's an avatar?
Where's the chaos?
Where's the chaos?
Right here, baby!
We are going to get thrown into the archives...So sad...
I say 'Nay!' We shall rise up above the yoke of oppression and rule once more!
What say you, brothers?! Shall we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous forums, or rise up against a sea of tribbles?
Why tribbles? I thought they hadn't been as much trouble lately....not that I'm complaining.
Stacks up piles of empty beer kegs, and calls the beer distributor for a pick up. Orders fresh stock.
I'm putting a bounty on Urizen if anyone wants to collect some beer and money.
Beer? Money? Beer money? I'm game.
OK. I've left calling cards.
Beer? Money? Beer money?All of the above.
Sounds good to me!
The girly man is hiding in the Fish Bowl! Get him!
*pops in for a beer*
That blue dude is slippery. Can't find him anywhere. But when I do...
<runs into the thread swinging a hose he stole from the poodles>
Red Rover, Red Rover, Urizen's going over! CLOTHESLINE!
<uses the 3.5 reach rules instead of the PF version to gain an extra 5' to attack.>
Meep Meep!
<runs out of thread>
<runs into the thread swinging a hose he stole from the poodles>
Red Rover, Red Rover, Urizen's going over! CLOTHESLINE!
<uses the 3.5 reach rules instead of the PF version to gain an extra 5' to attack.>
Meep Meep!
<runs out of thread>
From the blue blur I thought we were getting a visit from the Infinite Man but that guy didn't have a dangly.
I think we need to negotiate a higher bounty. This is too much work.
*eats nachos with extra jalopenos, washing them down with a tall Guiness*