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Guarding the slaughter of guards that are shatting?

lucky7 wrote:
What is your Favored Weapon?

Betting it's Acerbic Wit

I'm still confused

I'm confused. Literally.

All of those Japanese words are making me...


mini-alias blitz?

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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:

You said it brother! :)

Power to the backyard Bar-B-Que!

Note that I never claimed my life wasn't busy, (it is) or fulfilling, (generally) or happy (mostly) or fun (occasionally).

It's just not (usually) very exciting,...


EDIT- I'm working on that,... ;)

Be careful what you wish for. ;)

Quasi curse - May you live in interesting times

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Tongues doesn't work very well on the iPhone. I just tried it and only got two letters and some very strange looks from the other people waiting for the train.

Note to self do not mash head against iPhone while bored and waiting for the train home. Judging from the looks I got I think I will have a seat all to my self on the trip home.

Confuse-Us say -

Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

I'm confused

It's been statistically proven that people that celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

Hu asked you?

...and General Mayhem.

Hmmm, that should be an alias

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

Confuse-Us say, 'Are evil characters evil?'

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Monkfucious say: He who fling poo should wash paws frequently

Confuse-Us say, "Monkey that plays with iPhone should get unlimited data plan."

Confuse-Us say, 'FAWTLies at PaizoCon forget their duty to the thread.'

Confuse-Us say, Knowledge without Understanding is like peanut butter without chocolate.

Or, as that hack Albert Einstein said, 'Information is not knowledge'

I'm so confused.

Dear LPM,

Is it true that when you say no you really mean yes?


Speaking of tipping; what's up with cow tipping? How much does one customarily tip a cow? 15%, 20? Does it have to be so generous that the cow falls over?

- Confused in Seattle

we now return you to the regularly scheduled beating of fellow RPG'ers.

Confuse-Us say, 'When admiring eye candy it is not appropriate to compliment a lady's lollypops'.

Confuse-Us say, 'Never mess with a man's booty call.'

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I de-friended him? How the hell did I do that?

I don't know. He hadn't taken his evening coffee when he made that statement. He might have been confused. :)

Me confused? NEVER!

** spoiler omitted **

Confuse-Us say,

Peyton Manning sux!

Confuse-Us say, 'Look not into what your avatars can do for you, but what you can do for your avatars.'

Confuse-Us say:

Please recycle the 'Please Recycle' memos that were dropped on your desks this morning.

Confuse-Us say:

The difference between a butt kisser and a brown nose is depth perception.

Confuse-Us says:

Be careful of the toes you step on today. They may be attached to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.