Heathansson vs. Sebastian FIGHT!


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Sebastian wrote:

Big talk for someone that already lost the fight. Let me recap for you, there were exactly two hits:

1. I hit you.

don't you mean hit on?

Sebastian wrote:
2. You hit the ground.

Like when the anime people punch it and make an earthquake?

Liberty's Edge

I hit the ground....ROF....LMAO.....

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I'm sorry Heathy. You win. I've learnt my lesson.


Can I have a hug?

Liberty's Edge

HUH?

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Just a little one?

Liberty's Edge

Thankyou. Now all I have to look forward to is sleeplessness and waking nightmares.


So THAT is what eh Pabst is for...quanity over quality. ; )


Heathansson wrote:
Thankyou. Now all I have to look forward to is sleeplessness and waking nightmares.

I knew he was a freak.

Aside from his not having the same number of fingers as other people, or even the same number on his right and left hand for that matter, his eyes are all twitchy. When he looks at you like he's in REM sleep, but with his eyes open.

And then there's the Tourettes screaming.

Yikes.

Liberty's Edge

No one wins a war.

Liberty's Edge

*gugugugugugug* aaaaaaaah )braaaap(

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Kruelaid wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Thankyou. Now all I have to look forward to is sleeplessness and waking nightmares.

I knew he was a freak.

Aside from his not having the same number of fingers as other people, or even the same number on his right and left hand for that matter, his eyes are all twitchy. When he looks at you like he's in REM sleep, but with his eyes open.

And then there's the Tourettes screaming.

Yikes.

What are you wigging out about?

OOOH! OOOH! I can do this all day!
Daaaaaayum.

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Kruelaid wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Thankyou. Now all I have to look forward to is sleeplessness and waking nightmares.

I knew he was a freak.

Aside from his not having the same number of fingers as other people, or even the same number on his right and left hand for that matter, his eyes are all twitchy. When he looks at you like he's in REM sleep, but with his eyes open.

And then there's the Tourettes screaming.

Yikes.

Sorry man.

I never realised you two were that close.

Liberty's Edge

Kruelaid wrote:


And then there's the Tourettes screaming.

Yikes.

CHICKENF#++ER!!! CHICKENF*~*ER!!!


Mothman wrote:
No one wins a war.

Except me, because I'm so damn awesome - it says so in my profile.

Liberty's Edge

lifts leg on thread; proclaiming victory


Heathansson wrote:
lifts leg on thread; proclaiming victory

Awww, isn't that cute. The wee wittle puppy is taking a tinkle!


You know, as I sit here watching Matlock reruns to brush up on my cross-examination skills, I just want to express my deep feelings of love and appreciation for all you guys.
Thanks for the lols.


Sebastian wrote:
Thanks for the lols.

Anything to drag people out of the 4e forum. Consider this a forum-jack.


I'm betting on the warwoof. One look at him and Sebastion will stop cold.


Heathansson wrote:


The only table I see is the pool table at Trader Tom's that I'm using your cueball head to break a rack with.
Eight ball, corner pocket. Ooh! Ooh!
You just hatin me cos my hair is perfect.

Didn't I see you drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's?

Liberty's Edge

Hell no! That was Sebastian! I don't do umbrella drinxs.

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Are you still sniffing around the sight of your defeat. I'm going to call your master and tell him you got off your leash again. You'd better be careful, or Bob Barker will come along and neuter you.

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Sebastian wrote:

I just want to express my deep feelings of love and appreciation for all you guys.

That's a g!!$@$n lie and you know it!!!!!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I'm betting on the warwoof. One look at him and Sebastion will stop cold.

The only way the Mangy One can stop me is if, much like certain animated weasels, I suddenly die laughing upon catching site of him.

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Sebastian can never win. Heathy's got a ton of those action points saved up, and his profile proves he knows how to use 'em!


Action points are for pansies.

Silver Crusade

So are lawyers.


Apostle of Gygax wrote:
So are lawyers.

Exactly! That's what we we do, protect the weak.


Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
Exactly! That's what we we do, protect the weak.

What?! I thought it was survival of the fattest. Damn. A lot of Americans are going to be pissed.

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Sebastian wrote:
Are you still sniffing around the sight of your defeat. I'm going to call your master and tell him you got off your leash again. You'd better be careful, or Bob Barker will come along and neuter you.

Bob Barker got your mom priced at $1.50.


Heathansson wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Are you still sniffing around the sight of your defeat. I'm going to call your master and tell him you got off your leash again. You'd better be careful, or Bob Barker will come along and neuter you.
Bob Barker got your mom priced at $1.50.

Damn it! She charged me $20 last night. *grumble*

Liberty's Edge

He got so mad, he went werepony on us.

That's cool.

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Do you see what you made me do?


As it should be.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
Do you see what you made me do?

Man, that's creepy.

Liberty's Edge

What's with the purple hair, Ziggy Stardust?

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Callous Jack wrote:
Heath has a list?

no Heath is a list.

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Sebastian wrote:
Do you see what you made me do?

Good Pony, nice Pony, no need to get upset with the stinky people.

pets purple sunflower shiny pony

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PonyLVR, wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Do you see what you made me do?

Good Pony, nice Pony, no need to get upset with the stinky people.

pets purple sunflower shiny pony

Damnit. And now I've got a freaking parasite. Get the hell away from my silky mane you sack of sugar, spice, and assorted tooth decay before I give you a scar to remember me by.

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Sebastian wrote:
PonyLVR, wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Do you see what you made me do?

Good Pony, nice Pony, no need to get upset with the stinky people.

pets purple sunflower shiny pony
Damnit. And now I've got a freaking parasite. Get the hell away from my silky mane you sack of sugar, spice, and assorted tooth decay before I give you a scar to remember me by.

Oh silly little pony, you just needs sum lub...come here and I will give you a big kiss and shares my lollipop and make it all better.

Liberty's Edge

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:
Do you see what you made me do?

Damn, he's a werepony.

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Apostle of Gygax wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Do you see what you made me do?
Damn, he's a werepony.

Yep, how do you think he got that scar on his a$$? It wasn't through his known association with disciples of zon kuthon he just made that up. Its also a good way to tell if is really him or a clone. whether he walks funny or not.


Where's that pony at? I'm getting hungry...

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ack where's my fly swatter .....come here you little wretch!


Wow, I can feel my I.Q. dropping just from reading what you people post.


*buzzes around PonyLVR*


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Wow, I can feel my I.Q. dropping just from reading what you people post.

Then there's no way you can be the real thing, since the Lord High Sebastian, ender of worlds and stupidity, is the epitome of intelligence (and logic) and it can not decrease. even the brain suckers from Zaplon V died of over eating and still the Great Sebastian's intellect remained unfazed!

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Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:
...even the brain suckers from Zaplon V died of over eating and still the Great Sebastian's intellect remained unfazed!

Are you sure you're not confusing "intelligence" with "ego"?

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