pees on the tin man with the funny looking head
YAP! I know CDP is hiding from a Monday but where's everyone else?
YAP! I know CDP is hiding from a Monday but where's everyone else?
*sneaks up behind Cockapoo*
SNEAK ATTACK!
*pounces on Cockapoo and starts humping*
Sounds more like a SNEAK-A-HUMP.
G$*~#&n Mondays....
Sounds more like a SNEAK-A-HUMP.
G%@+&~n Mondays....
*jumps on CDP and starts humping*
YAP! I know CDP is hiding from a Monday but where's everyone else?*sneaks up behind Cockapoo*
SNEAK ATTACK!
*pounces on Cockapoo and starts humping*
Snarky, you know how to cheer a poodle up! Ooh, a little lower.
I was cheered up once.
I was cheered up once.
Hey! I thought that was our secret.
*steals 1e DMG from COurtfool while he's distracted*
Chewing toy!
Hey, I want a chew toy!
Hey, I want a chew toy!
*Brings Snarky a 1e Player's Handbook* Wanna play tug?
Hey, I want a chew toy!*Brings Snarky a 1e Player's Handbook* Wanna play tug?
Yay!
I was cheered up once.Hey! I thought that was our secret.
Oh, so now I'm something to be ashamed of.....
sigh
I was ashamed once...
I was ashamed once...
You, ashamed? Seriously?
I was ashamed once...You, ashamed? Seriously?
Did it involve a Jack?
It did, didn't it?
The only time I get involved with a Jack is when I pee on its leg. They're kind of like fire hydrants, but with voices.
The only time I get involved with a Jack is when I pee on its leg. They're kind of like fire hydrants, but with voices.
Fire hydrants don't punt you.
I refuse to acknowledge their punting. I treat it as a figment of my imagination brought on by PTFD* and too many meds.
*
I was ashamed once...You, ashamed? Seriously?
Yeah, I was coming back to our house after a party the Jacks invited us to last year. Obviously, someone had spiked the waterdish there because I was feeling kinda dizzy and out of it. Anyway, when I got into our yard there was something there in the dark that was about our size. I presumed it was one of you. I went up to the figure and I started to give it a power hump. Needless to say, I heard a loud scream. Then I discovered I...I...had humped a cat. *lowers head in shame*
Then I discovered I...I...had humped a cat. *lowers head in shame*
You poor poodle. PTCHD
Then I discovered I...I...had humped a cat. *lowers head in shame*You poor poodle. PTCHD
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Thank you. *Licks CDP* I feel better getting that off my chest. YAP!
No problem. And if you ever need any meds.....
I need a [censored]... well, not exactly a "need", more like curiosity...
I need a [censored]... well, not exactly a "need", more like curiosity...
*Tilts head*
I need a [censored]... well, not exactly a "need", more like curiosity...*Tilts head*
Did I said that out loud?...
nevermind
Then I discovered I...I...had humped a cat. *lowers head in shame*
*tilts head to one side*
I don't get it. Is there something wrong with humping a cat?
Then I discovered I...I...had humped a cat. *lowers head in shame**tilts head to one side*
I don't get it. Is there something wrong with humping a cat?
They are to be chased, not humped. Vile, disgusting creatures. Besides, they're all aligned with the French.
…but I just…uh…nevermind.
…but I just…uh…nevermind.
WTF?! Please tell me you haven't been humping cats!
They are to be chased, not humped. Vile, disgusting creatures. Besides, they're all aligned with the French.Then I discovered I...I...had humped a cat. *lowers head in shame**tilts head to one side*
I don't get it. Is there something wrong with humping a cat?
Humping a cat is just as good as chasing or or yaping at it. Its a great way to release stress and negative thoughts!
Now I have cat cravings...
*trots behinds the sofa*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! CDP, I need some of your medicine...
*poises to pounce on and hump the next thing to come into this thread*
They are to be chased, not humped. Vile, disgusting creatures. Besides, they're all aligned with the French.
Just so long as they aren't aligned with the British.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! CDP, I need some of your medicine...
calls out from behind the sofa
I've got some back here.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! CDP, I need some of your medicine...calls out from behind the sofa
I've got some back here.....
*Sigh* Et tu Brute?
*Sigh* Et tu Brute?
OMG! Are you......a frenchie?
*Sigh* Et tu Brute?OMG! Are you......a frenchie?
*facepalm* [Charlton Heston] It's a madhouse!!! A madhouse!!! [/Charlton Heston]
*facepalm* [Charlton Heston] It's a madhouse!!! A madhouse!!! [/Charlton Heston]*Sigh* Et tu Brute?OMG! Are you......a frenchie?
*humps Cockapoo*
Yeah... Yeah... Take that, "Ben Hur"...
pops in thread, looking for Urizen
Leaves Jack-in-the-Box gift behind for him, nicely wrapped and tagged.
When opened:
pops out
*facepalm* [Charlton Heston] It's a madhouse!!! A madhouse!!! [/Charlton Heston]*Sigh* Et tu Brute?OMG! Are you......a frenchie?*humps Cockapoo*
Yeah... Yeah... Take that, "Ben Hur"...
OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!
OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!
You guys did it. You really did it. You turned me on!
OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!You guys did it. You really did it. You turned me on!
*Runs around, yelping*
OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!You guys did it. You really did it. You turned me on!
Is that a feather in your collar or are you just happy to see me?
OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!You guys did it. You really did it. You turned me on!
*panting heavily* Come on in and join the fun!
*panting heavily* Come on in and join the fun!OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!You guys did it. You really did it. You turned me on!
What a way to celebrate Hump Day!
*panting heavily* Come on in and join the fun!OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!You guys did it. You really did it. You turned me on!
*rolls around in landmines, then jumps into the dirty luv pile*
*panting heavily* Come on in and join the fun!