Sometimes, I don't even have enough food in my diet.
*drops badly mauled frenchie at CDP's feet*
I can't finish this one. You can have him. Assuming you like french food, of course.
Do frenchies taste like french fries?
Do frenchies taste like french fries?
What would you put on them? Ketchup? Mayo {shudders}? Gravy and cheese?
We are so under appreciated.
I've gotten used to it.
I suspect the Jacks are behind this.
Hollar out to all our schnoodle comrades.
I get hollared at all the time...
I get hollared at all the time...
In the angry way or the "you're sexy" way?
We're poodles. Of course we are right sexy. Look at our sexy fur.
A public service announcement for all my furry comrades. Stay safe.
Some information for Puddles.
Maybe someone can translate for him.
A right sexy fellow.
A public service announcement for all my furry comrades. Stay safe.
I bet those coyotes were French! GRRRR!
A public service announcement for all my furry comrades. Stay safe.I bet those coyotes were French! GRRRR!
Coyotes make me angry! French coyotes would be even worse! GRRRR!
This calls for more yapping!
We have our own islands!
Dibs on the big one to the West!
We have our own islands!
Dibs on the big one to the West!
I left an island on the rug. You can have dibs on that one too!
Oh yeah.
I guess I'll get whichever island is a barren speck of rock....
I guess I'll get whichever island is a barren speck of rock....
Would it make you feel any better if I humped you?
Apparently, it is no longer Sebastian's fault.
I guess I'll get whichever island is a barren speck of rock....
{brings CDP a piña colada, some bacon treats, and a mermaid squeaky toy}
I found this anchor. It's pre-rusted!
I was hit with a rusty anchor once....
I was hit with a rusty anchor once....
That sounds painful.
YAP!
I was hit with a rusty anchor once....
Did you get a tetanus shot?
I was hit with a rusty anchor once....Did you get a tetanus shot?
I got 12 of them. I think the doctor just liked sticking those damn needles into me. He was probably french....
I got 12 of them. I think the doctor just liked sticking those damn needles into me. He was probably french....I was hit with a rusty anchor once....Did you get a tetanus shot?
French doctors are the worst! That Marie Curie doctor invented radiation.
I heard some French guy covered the electrical cord in beef fat.
Or maybe it was a Jack.
Dnag Ferencherlanders!
Look! More French people.WTF?
"A 30-year-old neighbor faces a charge of cruelty to nonlivestock animals, which is a state fail felony."
my bold. again, WTF???
Hay! Nun-lifestack enimles era moor impertinent then lifestack enimles!
French doctors are the worst!
Actually, all frenchies are the worst. The entire country has equal amounts of suckage - no matter what their career.
I got 12 of them. I think the doctor just liked sticking those damn needles into me. He was probably french....I was hit with a rusty anchor once....Did you get a tetanus shot?
I hope you stabbed him with a rusty nail, just for the irony of it.
yay, lots of Poodle News, awesome!
*goes to the back of the hump train*
yay, lots of Poodle News, awesome!
*goes to the back of the hump train*
Muuuu... teh puddle noose hissant rely "owesame."
Thanks four uh memento.Janes teh phum tearn.
Mondays suck!
Mondays suck!
You sound like a cat I once knew...
Who would not want to be a poodle?
Good Samaritan Does CPR On Pet Poodle
Much love.
How to be the life of any party.
Come, my canine comrades! Out thread is in fifth place.
Fifth place!!! It's no use. We're never gonna catch up....
Fifth place!!! It's no use. We're never gonna catch up....
That's the spirit!
Fifth place!!! It's no use. We're never gonna catch up....
That's the spirit!
We're Poodles, darnit! If all else fails, we'll hump our way to the top!
Fifth place!!! It's no use. We're never gonna catch up....That's the spirit!We're Poodles, darnit! If all else fails, we'll hump our way to the top!
Phums teh salad.
Maybe we need more squeaky toys for motivation.