Darth Knight wrote: ~Kills Humpday Monster~
I shall take his remains and turn him into a bird bath.
It's ok, he'll rise from the dead in seven days, returning to hump his Chosen Canines.
Also, you have a lot of misdirected anger, you big Sithy. You should find a less stressful hobby and relax. Repeat after me: "Serenity now!"
I tried to relax once.......
I got your f#&~ing serenity right here, sith boy!
downs some meds and booze
Whoa....everything's so GREEEEEEENNNNNNNN!
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Ah, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Kicks C.... naw he will like it now.
Or should I have said....sithy boy?
Hahahahahahahahahah....get it?
Trots in and starts chasing his tail.
*trots in wearing a poodle costume and starts chasing her tail*
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I chased some tail once......
It's morning and I forget... what day do the Frenchies come? I want to bite... I mean fight them. Yeah. No plans to make them werewolves, I promise... Wait Grrr since I said I don't have plans to do it you now know I really do... *walks out muttering*
And people think I need meds?
Aw damn. I missed Monday.
{throws candy necklace at CDP} Isn't this Shrove Humpday?
Do poodle ladies get extra beads for showing off extra nipples?
I got some beads thrown at me once......
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I got some beads thrown at me once...... Did you show those Frenchies that threw them anything? Yap! Yap!
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: HUMPDAY!!!! YOU BETCHA!!! *humps CDP*
Barfs on the carpet.
Sorry, Spotty. Anyone hungry?
Well, it would be a shame to let that all go to waste...
I approve of this topic of discussion.
{beams down quietly} Mebs! The transmat materialized me off-course again. Ooo, a snack- {eats a couple squeaky toys}
Sniffs Beldar.
Ooo! Late 70's vintage.
CourtFool wrote: Sniffs Beldar.
Ooo! Late 70's vintage.
*Puts on Blue Oyster Cult's song Black Blade*
Another Monday? Isn't there some kind of law against cruel and unusual punishment?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Another Monday? Isn't there some kind of law against cruel and unusual punishment? Here's some cruel and unusual punishment! *punts CDP* I missed last Monday so I have double duty today!
Yeah, sure. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Nothing does.
I'll give you a double dooty, MoMo...
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Yeah, sure. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Nothing does. Gee, even my punting can't cheer you up? Let's try again! *punt*
Snarky Poodle wrote: I'll give you a double dooty, MoMo... Sick little freak! *Punt!*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Whatever. Wow! What's got into you? It's not much fun for me to terrorize you when you just give up like that. *punt*
Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me.
What the *&^& is this? Queen karaoke night? *punt*
I die. You die. Everybody dies.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I die. You die. Everybody dies. *notices CDP has forgotten his pills and gives them to him*
Got any booze to chase these things down with?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Got any booze to chase these things down with? Of course! *Gives CDP a bottle of whiskey*
Me got whiskey to give to you, CDP! *Runs with a bottle in his hand and trips* *Bottle breaks and impales himself on the glass*
The Tuesday Monster wrote: Me got whiskey to give to you CDP! *Runs with a bottle in his hand and trips* *Bottle breaks and impales himself on the glass* *from the Abyss* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'd buy that for a dollar!
I was bought for a dollar once.....
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I was bought for a dollar once..... I'm afraid to ask.
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I was bought for a dollar once..... I'm afraid to ask. It....wasn't pretty.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I was bought for a dollar once..... I'm afraid to ask. It....wasn't pretty. Sounds like Frenchies were involved. Grrrrrrrr!!!
Om my, a tuesday monster... it's getting crowded in here...
*humps The Tuesday monster*
Llamafrog wrote: Om my, a tuesday monster... it's getting crowded in here...
*humps The Tuesday monster*
I'm here now! *Humps Llamafrog*
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