tries to shoot "heat beams" out of his eyes
drops a landmine instead
tries to shoot "heat beams" out of his eyes
drops a landmine instead
Now that's a superpower I can really get into.....literally. *rolls in landmine*
sniffs Cockapoo's bum
*superhumps CDP*
That's my power.
Oh yeah, baby. Flamethrowers are hot.
And come on. How did this not get a chuckle?
Flamethrowers? Hot?
Oh yeah, baby. Flamethrowers are hot.And come on. How did this not get a chuckle?
Flamethrowers? Hot?
*superhumps CDP*
That's my power.
Ooh! Ooh! Me next for the powerhumping!
Oh yeah, baby. Flamethrowers are hot.And come on. How did this not get a chuckle?
Flamethrowers? Hot?
Whoa, it's been a while! Is that a rocket? Omnomnomnom.
Oh yeah, baby. Flamethrowers are hot.And come on. How did this not get a chuckle?
Flamethrowers? Hot?
Gesundheit!
*piddles*
*piddles*
*Gurgles*
Hey! That zombie stole my meds![/i]
Hey! That zombie stole my meds![/i]
A zombie? YIPE! YIPE YIPE! *hides under the couch*
Hiya Poodles! You do know what today is don't you?
Hiya Poodles! You do know what today is don't you?
December 6th.
*humps MoMo*
Hiya Poodles! You do know what today is don't you?
December 6th.
*humps MoMo*
December 6th.*humps MoMo*
Nope. Your last day on this planet. *punt*
aims his backside at MoMo
Watch it MoMo! This thing is loaded, and I'm not afraid to use it!
aims his backside at MoMo
Watch it MoMo! This thing is loaded, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Do your worst *&^%$#@*&^%$!
fires off a flying landmine at MoMo
or should that be a mortar attack?
fires off a flying landmine at MoMo
or should that be a mortar attack?
*Gets hit with landmine* Is that the best you got?! *cough* *cough* *starts turning green* *dies an anguishing death*
*Comes out with a gas mask on* What have you been eating Sumo?
Something I found in Teter's garbage can.
Happy Hump Day!
*adopts a submissive pose*
Happy Hump Day!
*adopts a submissive pose*
*humps and spanks Snarky* Who's your daddy?
Who is my daddy?!?
I....I'm....not sure.....
goes off into the corner to cry
Who is my daddy?!?
I....I'm....not sure.....
goes off into the corner to cry
There, there CDP. I know what will cheer you up. *humps CDP*
You....you like me! You really like me!
Either that, or you want something from me......
maybe both?
maybe both?
Do you really think so?
You....you like me! You really like me!
Either that, or you want something from me......
Of course I like you CDP. All I want from you is some red hot Poodle luvin'!!! *Humps CDP again*
humps the Humpday Monster right back
*goes in for an STD screening after all the Hump Day lovin'*
I never know where that Hump Day Monster has been...
*goes in for an STD screening after all the Hump Day lovin'*
I never know where that Hump Day Monster has been...
Are you saying I get around? Thank you for the compliment. I bet you say that to all the Humpday Monsters. Hehe.
Thursday.
Why'd it have to be......Thursday.
We need a thursday monster to hump!
We need a thursday monster to hump!
*dresses like a monster* I'm the Thursday monster! Hump me! Hump me!
Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! A monster!
runs and hides under the sofa
Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! A monster!
runs and hides under the sofa
Where?! Where?! YIPE YIPE! YIPE! *runs under the sofa behind CDP*
Where'd everybody go?
*humps the carpet*
Where?! Where?! YIPE YIPE! YIPE! *runs under the sofa behind CDP*Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! A monster!
runs and hides under the sofa
Aaahhh! Cold nose! COLD NOSE!
*chases his own tail*
*gets ingredients ready in order to make Poodle Stew* Yummy!
*gets ingredients ready in order to make Poodle Stew* Yummy!
Ummmm, Mr. Assange just released pics of you dancing in wildflowers, singing "Sound of Music," and playing with bunnies. It kinda undermines your tough-monster image, MoMo.
*gets ingredients ready in order to make Poodle Stew* Yummy!Ummmm, Mr. Assange just released pics of you dancing in wildflowers, singing "Sound of Music," and playing with bunnies. It kinda undermines your tough-monster image, MoMo.
You must have mistaken my brother, The Humpday Monster, for me. That would be something he would do. BTW, my name isn't &^*%$*$ MoMo you mangy cat!
You must have mistaken my brother, The Humpday Monster, for me. That would be something he would do. BTW, my name isn't &^*%$*$ MoMo you mangy cat!*gets ingredients ready in order to make Poodle Stew* Yummy!Ummmm, Mr. Assange just released pics of you dancing in wildflowers, singing "Sound of Music," and playing with bunnies. It kinda undermines your tough-monster image, MoMo.
Well, this photo must be photoshopped... it looks like HuMo is giving you a good humping.
Ooooo, here's a pic of MoMo at a Justin Bieber concert! Awwww, you're really a nice MoMo under that gruff exterior.
AUGH! {hides pics of Miss Kitty high on catnip and noming cheezburger off the floor}