Cockapoo wrote: Lady Pood Pood wrote: "I want your pet shop
The punt of your foot
I want your fiery trolling in my thread
I want your hump
Hump-hump-hump
I want your hump"
{escorted out by Doberman entourage before pupperazi show up} *tilts head* "Let's have some fun,
This poodle's sick.
I want to take a ride on your chew toy stick."
Hey, Sumo? When life gives you snow, make yellow snow angels.
CourtFool wrote: Hey, Sumo? When life gives you snow, make yellow snow angels. Or some of those yummy yellow snow-cones! *licks chops*
SPLAAAT!
Hey! Who threw that snowball at me?
Sits down, looking innocent.
Rusty the Poodle wrote: My yellow snow is red... Cool. More colors!
Rusty the Poodle wrote: My yellow snow is red... *licks Rusty* Perhaps you need to go to the vet. Have you been humping somebody you didn't know?
Cockapoo wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: My yellow snow is red... *licks Rusty* Perhaps you need to go to the vet. Have you been humping somebody you didn't know? Well, there was that weird poodle that disintegrated when I tried to hump her.
Rusty the Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: My yellow snow is red... *licks Rusty* Perhaps you need to go to the vet. Have you been humping somebody you didn't know? Well, there was that weird poodle that disintegrated when I tried to hump her.
I humped her too. I wonder if I'm okay? *pees* Yeah, I'm good. YAP! YAP!
Rusty the Poodle wrote: Well, there was that weird poodle that disintegrated when I tried to hump her.
Are you sure it wasn't a Jack?
Quelqu'un veut faire l'amour?
pulls out a 44 Magnum and starts shooting
DIE FRENCHIE! DIE!!!!
CourtFool wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: Well, there was that weird poodle that disintegrated when I tried to hump her.
Are you sure it wasn't a Jack? No, she wasn't as lumpy as the Jacks.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: pulls out a 44 Magnum and starts shooting
DIE FRENCHIE! DIE!!!!
ROFLMAO!!! Get her CDP!
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: pulls out a 44 Magnum and starts shooting
DIE FRENCHIE! DIE!!!!
Ne pouvons pas nous tous être des amis?
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: pulls out a 44 Magnum and starts shooting
DIE FRENCHIE! DIE!!!! Ne pouvons pas nous tous être des amis? Pulls out the RPG
OK, time to get serious.....
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: pulls out a 44 Magnum and starts shooting
DIE FRENCHIE! DIE!!!! Ne pouvons pas nous tous être des amis? Uniquement si vous êtes une star du porno en provenance du Québec. ;)
Aaaahhhh.....more frenchies. FINE! THAT DOES IT!!!
jumps in his orbital drop ship
Nuking the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.....
Mais je veux juste aimer chacun!
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Mais je veux juste aimer chacun! Vous sentez comme une star porno français!
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Mais je veux juste aimer chacun! Vous sentez comme une star porno français! Je ne suis pas celui bien que. ;)
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Mais je veux juste aimer chacun! Vous sentez comme une star porno français! Je ne suis pas celui bien que. ;) Je serai le juge. ;)
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Mais je veux juste aimer chacun! Vous sentez comme une star porno français! Je ne suis pas celui bien que. ;) Je serai le juge. ;) ROFL!!
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: Je serai le juge. ;) ROFL!! Bonjour ma chérie Nikki. Préférez-vous d'argent sur l'or? ;P
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: Je serai le juge. ;) ROFL!! Bonjour ma chérie Nikki. Préférez-vous d'argent sur l'or? ;P L'or, naturellement.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: pulls out a 44 Magnum and starts shooting
DIE FRENCHIE! DIE!!!! Ne pouvons pas nous tous être des amis? Pulls out the RPG
OK, time to get serious..... What RPG? D&D? Pathfinder? Heroes?
Cockapoo wrote: What RPG? D&D? Pathfinder? Heroes? RPG
Lord High Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: What RPG? D&D? Pathfinder? Heroes? RPG I know. I was making a little joke. :)
Cockapoo wrote: Lord High Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: What RPG? D&D? Pathfinder? Heroes? RPG I know. I was making a little joke. :) Oh, sure! Make jokes at the expense of the poodle on meds.
I should like to point out that while Fifi may be French, she is not Jacques Chirac.
CourtFool wrote: I should like to point out that while Fifi may be French, she is not Jacques Chirac. *humps Court Fool*
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: CourtFool wrote: I should like to point out that while Fifi may be French, she is not Jacques Chirac. *humps Court Fool* Well, if you can't beat them, join them. *humps Fifi*
Can't we all just hump along?
CourtFool wrote: Can't we all just hump along? Oui!
*humps CourtFool*
Cockapoo wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: CourtFool wrote: I should like to point out that while Fifi may be French, she is not Jacques Chirac. *humps Court Fool* Well, if you can't beat them, join them. *humps Fifi* *humps Cockapoo*
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: CourtFool wrote: I should like to point out that while Fifi may be French, she is not Jacques Chirac. *humps Court Fool* Well, if you can't beat them, join them. *humps Fifi* *humps Cockapoo* Ooh la la!
CourtFool wrote: Can't we all just hump along? When it's a hot French Poodle I can overlook a lot of things. YAP! YAP!
I think Sumo feels betrayed. He may have left us.
CourtFool wrote: I think Sumo feels betrayed. He may have left us. Once he takes a good look at Fifi instead of trying to pop a cap into her, he'll turn around.
I wanted to pop something in her. Not a cap, but something.
CourtFool wrote: I wanted to pop something in her. Not a cap, but something. I got something popped into me once....
Cockapoo wrote: I got something popped into me once.... Sorry about that. It had been a while.
CourtFool wrote: Cockapoo wrote: I got something popped into me once.... Sorry about that. It had been a while. I'm still sore.
Sorry fellas, but there can be no peace. Something about her ain't right.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Sorry fellas, but there can be no peace. Something about her ain't right. Of course there's something wrong with her. She's French. But look at her!
No thanks. I'd rather let a dog catcher get me.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: No thanks. I'd rather let a dog catcher get me. Then you can be fixed like me!
Yap!
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