I got back once.....Wasn't that when Chirac put you in that French dog pound?
Please, don't remind me. Is it any wonder I mauled that old bastard?
I sniffed a bum once....
Somebody's making brownies! YAP!
I sniffed a bum once....
And I liked it!
I sniffed a bum once....And I liked it!
I know you did! *licks Courtfool*
*Jumps on and rough-houses with Cockapoo*
did somebody said brownies?
*drops a "brownie"*
did somebody said brownies?
*drops a "brownie"*
*sniffs the "brownie" and then rolls in it*
*Jumps on and rough-houses with Cockapoo*
YAP! YAP! *nips at LHP*
*Jumps on and rough-houses with Cockapoo*YAP! YAP! *nips at LHP*
*looks into Cockapoo's eyes lovingly*
*looks into Cockapoo's eyes lovingly**Jumps on and rough-houses with Cockapoo*YAP! YAP! *nips at LHP*
*looks deeply into LHP's eyes* *romantic music begins to play in the background* *humps LHP*
*looks deeply into LHP's eyes* *romantic music begins to play in the background* *humps LHP**looks into Cockapoo's eyes lovingly**Jumps on and rough-houses with Cockapoo*YAP! YAP! *nips at LHP*
*pushes a meatball towards Cockapoo*
grr-yip!
Holy crap! When did Disney invade this thread? Well, at least it's Friday.
Holy crap! When did Disney invade this thread? Well, at least it's Friday.
It's fine by me. I can't wait to get my teeth on that witch Cruella DeVil.
Holy crap! When did Disney invade this thread? Well, at least it's Friday.It's fine by me. I can't wait to get my teeth on that witch Cruella DeVil.
With a name like that she has to be French! GRRRRRR!!!
Hmmm. Is it insensitive of us to speak of the French, thus?
Hmmm. Is it insensitive of us to speak of the French, thus?
WTF?!!! Have you been hitting CDP's meds again?
WTF?!!! Have you been hitting CDP's meds again?
Why? What did I just say?
Holy crap! When did Disney invade this thread? Well, at least it's Friday.It's fine by me. I can't wait to get my teeth on that witch Cruella DeVil.
Yay its friday!
*Humps Cruella DeVil*
Holy crap! When did Disney invade this thread? Well, at least it's Friday.It's fine by me. I can't wait to get my teeth on that witch Cruella DeVil.Yay its friday!
*Humps Cruella DeVil*
Dude, you know she wants to wear you as a coat, right?
Dude, you know she wants to wear you as a coat, right?
Oh, she has something to 'wear' now. Yap!
Dude, you know she wants to wear you as a coat, right?Holy crap! When did Disney invade this thread? Well, at least it's Friday.It's fine by me. I can't wait to get my teeth on that witch Cruella DeVil.Yay its friday!
*Humps Cruella DeVil*
Only dalmations, not poodles.
Dude, you know she wants to wear you as a coat, right?Oh, she has something to 'wear' now. Yap!
*wears CourtFool like a neck warmer*
WTF?!!! Have you been hitting CDP's meds again?Why? What did I just say?
*Licks Courtfool* Sorry, I misunderstood you. I must have been the one taking too many of CDP's pills. YAP!
Hmmm. Is it insensitive of us to speak of the French, thus?
Aaaahhhh! BOSS! How could you say that?!? Don't you know what those bastards did to me? The pain! The torment! The agony! Even to this day, when I think about it, I....I......
starts sobbing
Hmmm. Is it insensitive of us to speak of the French, thus?Aaaahhhh! BOSS! How could you say that?!? Don't you know what those bastards did to me? The pain! The torment! The agony! Even to this day, when I think about it, I....I......
starts sobbing
There! There! *licks CDP*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess I'll have to work harder to cheer him up. *Humps CDP*
stops screaming
Thanks, buddy! That's just what I needed.
stops screaming
Thanks, buddy! That's just what I needed.
No problem. *licks CDP* I think that there could be a misunderstanding here. I think he meant that it would be too harsh of us to compare even the hated French to DeVille. Even the French don't deserve that. They don't try to make coats out of us like DeVille would. I'm hoping that's what he meant.
I don't know about that. Those frenchies are pretty damn nefarious.
I don't know about that. Those frenchies are pretty damn nefarious.
I know what you mean. I'm just hoping that Courtfool hasn't become a ... French sympathizer. I...I don't want to even think about it. *hangs head*
Is it possible to have a Monday for a Friday?
Is it possible to have a Monday for a Friday?
Aaaaahhhh! Why would you say that boss? Why are you trying to hurt me?
*humps Sumo's meds*
*slaps Chunk's large posterior* That must be jelly because jam doesn't shake like that! YAP! YAP!
Mmmm.... jelly.... *Homer drool*
*Humps Chunk*
sniffs around, drops landmine
Mmmm.... jelly.... *Homer drool*
*Humps Chunk*
GRRR-RAFF-RRR-RRUFF!
Only my girlfriend humps me!
Mmmm.... jelly.... *Homer drool*
*Humps Chunk*
GRRR-RAFF-RRR-RRUFF!
Only my girlfriend humps me!
IMPOSTOR!!!!!
Damn impostor poodles!
Yap!
Mmmm.... jelly.... *Homer drool*
*Humps Chunk*
GRRR-RAFF-RRR-RRUFF!
Only my girlfriend humps me!
O.o Are you serious?
*epic confused look while the humping continues*
First, we can't talk bad about the French. Then, we have someone who doesn't want to hump. What's this world coming to?
THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Iä!Iä!Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Iä!Iä!Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
OMG! OMG! OMG! RUN FOR IT!!! CTHULU IS GOING TO EAT US ALL!!! YIPE YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!