drops a few landmines, pops some meds, then retreats to the corner to curl up sleeping and dream of mauling rotten old french bastards
Is hump day, Yay!
Any thematic Humping today?
Is hump day, Yay!
Any thematic Humping today?
We've done some Charlton Heston roleplaying.
Humping a cat is just as good as chasing or or yaping at it. Its a great way to release stress and negative thoughts!
Now I have cat cravings...
{hides in the ethereal, hopes none of the poodles has ghost touch ability}
OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!
We've done some Charlton Heston roleplaying.Is hump day, Yay!
Any thematic Humping today?
*comes back into the room with a whip and some chains* Hey Snarky, are you ready to play "Pharaoh and Moses the Slave"? YAP! YAP!
*comes back into the room with a whip and some chains* Hey Snarky, are you ready to play "Pharaoh and Moses the slave"? YAP! YAP!We've done some Charlton Heston roleplaying.Is hump day, Yay!
Any thematic Humping today?
*waits patiently, holding a leash and a spiked collar in his mouth*
Humping a cat is just as good as chasing or or yaping at it. Its a great way to release stress and negative thoughts!
Now I have cat cravings...
{hides in the ethereal, hopes none of the poodles has ghost touch ability}
OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!
*sniff* I think I smell a bad kitty. A real Bad Kitty. But where is it?
*sniff* I think I smell a bad kitty. A real Bad Kitty. But where is it?
*sniffs air* Smells French too. GRRRRRR!
*waits patiently, holding a leash and a spiked collar in his mouth**comes back into the room with a whip and some chains* Hey Snarky, are you ready to play "Pharaoh and Moses the slave"? YAP! YAP!We've done some Charlton Heston roleplaying.Is hump day, Yay!
Any thematic Humping today?
Yeah, tie me up.
The safety word is "gish".
*sniff sniff*
yes, that kitty must have gone bad several days ago...it sure smells real bad...
:P
*sniff sniff*
yes, that kitty must have gone bad several days ago...it sure smells real bad...
:P
What? {sniffs self: smells of wine, stale clove cigarettes, anchovies, and patchouli} I smell fine!
Yeah, tie me up.The safety word is "gish".
So shall it be written, so shall it be done. *ties Snarky up and puts the whip to him*
What? {sniffs self: smells of wine, stale clove cigarettes, anchovies, and patchouli} I smell fine!
I want to roll on you.
So shall it be written, so shall it be done. *ties Snarky up and puts the whip to him*
Yeah, tie me up.The safety word is "gish".
Oh yeah, you're such a dirty little gish.
Oh yeah, you're such a dirty little gish.So shall it be written, so shall it be done. *ties Snarky up and puts the whip to him*
Yeah, tie me up.The safety word is "gish".
*Grabs extra-buttered popcorn and stares*
Oh yeah, you're such a dirty little gish.
Are you sure you understand the purpose of a safety word?
Oh yeah, you're such a dirty little gish.Are you sure you understand the purpose of a safety word?
*tilts head*
*goes back to watching*
What? {sniffs self: smells of wine, stale clove cigarettes, anchovies, and patchouli} I smell fine!I want to roll on you.
I want to kick dirt on her, then roll on her.
I want to kick dirt on her, then roll on her.What? {sniffs self: smells of wine, stale clove cigarettes, anchovies, and patchouli} I smell fine!I want to roll on you.
I want to kick dirt on her, roll on her, and nibble on her neck. Then hide her slippers.
Bow wow~
I want to kick dirt on her, then roll on her.What? {sniffs self: smells of wine, stale clove cigarettes, anchovies, and patchouli} I smell fine!I want to roll on you.I want to kick dirt on her, roll on her, and nibble on her neck. Then hide her slippers.
Bow wow~
She has SLIPPERS?!!!!
Ooooh, baby......
She has SLIPPERS?!!!!
I thought that is what we called Clinically Depressed Poodle's meds.
She has SLIPPERS?!!!!I thought that is what we called Clinically Depressed Poodle's meds.
Cat on a hot tin roofie? Sounds like a sandwich. YUMMM!
Oh yeah, you're such a dirty little gish.Are you sure you understand the purpose of a safety word?
Oops. I did that wrong, didn't I?
Oops. I did that wrong, didn't I?
Let's just say you don't get the hose again.
<runs through thread, grabs hose>
...I'll be needing this!
<runs out to another thread>
Today sucks.
drops in thread and leaves a postcard for Urizen
darts into thread and picks up the postcard to read.
darts out of the thread.
Today sucks.
*sympathy hump*
Today sucks.
Just one more day until Friday! *licks CDP*
Today sucks.
*drops off a well-worn squeaky at CDP's feet*
Jack Hammer and Urizen, get a room already.
Jack Hammer and Urizen, get a room already.
Good one boss. *licks Courtfool*
*gives a seductive wink at Courtfool*
*sneaks into CF and Cockapoo's room*
*drills a peephole to watch*
*drills a peephole to watch*
No need to be a peeping tom Snarky. You can come inside too. Btw, bring some of the "toys" we used yesterday. YAP! YAP!
Today still sucks.
*drills a peephole to watch*No need to be a peeping tom Snarky. You can come inside too. Btw, bring some of the "toys" we used yesterday. YAP! YAP!
Toys? Oh yes, please!
Today still sucks.
What's wrong Clinically Depressed Poodle, besides the usuall?
Today still sucks.What's wrong Clinically Depressed Poodle, besides the usuall?
I'm not really sure, but it probably has something to do with the frenchies.
*gives crisp cut fries to CDP*
*pops in and drops a postcard addressed to Urizen*
Bring a friend.
*heads back to Brains thread*
I'm not really sure, but it probably has something to do with the frenchies.Today still sucks.What's wrong Clinically Depressed Poodle, besides the usuall?
pees on postcard
YAP!
Acme Labs truck pulls up and delivers a new robot poodle.
Acme Labs truck pulls up and delivers a new robot poodle.
Hey, baby. Come here often?
*humps new poodle*
Acme Labs truck pulls up and delivers a new robot poodle.Hey, baby. Come here often?
*humps new poodle*
Ooh, save some for me!
Ooh, ooh. Me too.
<Humps new poodle, which disintegrates into a pile of synthetic fur>
Uh...I think I broke her.